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[hazluvs]

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hello, hello! you can call me hazluv or luvsie and my pronouns are they/he. welcome to my blog, if need clarification on anything, feel free to ask.

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{ before you interact }

{ request rules }

{ hazbin masterlist } /// { helluva masterlist }

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{helluva masterlist}

( /// Blitzo \\\ )

(OLD) blitzo boyfriend headcanons {masc gender neutral reader}

(WIP) the knack {gender neutral reader}

( /// Loona \\\ )

n.a.

( /// Millie \\\ )

n.a.

( /// Sallie May \\\ )

n.a.

( /// Stolas Goetia \\\ )

n.a.

( /// Stella Goetia \\\ )

n.a.

( /// Octavia Goetia \\\ )

(WIP) will we be okay {gender neutral reader}

( /// Andrealphus \\\ )

n.a.

( /// Verosika Mayday \\\ )

n.a.

( /// Crimson \\\ )

n.a.

( /// Fizzarolli \\\ )

(WIP) childhood friend hcs {gender neutral reader}

( /// Asmodeus \\\ )

n.a.

( /// Beelzebub \\\ )

n.a.

( /// Mammon \\\ )

n.a.

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( /// Charlie Morningstar \\\ )

n.a.

( /// Vaggie \\\ )

n.a.

( /// Angel Dust \\\ )

(WIP) general dating hcs {gender neutral reader}

(WIP) post-life crisis {non-binary reader}

( /// Alastor \\\ )

(OLD) alastor befriending a short deer demon {gender neutral reader}

(OLD) alastor's deer-like behavior around a friend {gender neutral reader}

( /// Husk \\\ )

n.a.

( /// Niffty \\\ )

(WIP) patchwork heart {masc gender neutral reader}

( /// Sir Pentious \\\ )

(OLD) sir pentious with an overlord boyfriend {male reader}

(WIP) sir pentious with an overlord boyfriend rewrite {male reader}

(WIP) tongue tied {gender neutral reader}

( /// Katie Killjoy \\\ )

(WIP) work hard or die trying, girl {gender neutral reader}

( /// Tom Trench \\\ )

(WIP) work hard or die trying, girl {gender neutral reader}

( /// Vox \\\ )

(WIP) general yandere hcs {gender neutral reader}

(WIP) the doom scroll {gender neutral reader}

( /// Velvette \\\ )

n.a.

( /// Valentino \\\ )

n.a.

( /// Rosie \\\ )

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( /// Zestial \\\ )

n.a.

( /// Carmilla Carmine \\\ )

n.a.

( /// Lucifer Morningstar \\\ )

(WIP) my love, my life {gender neutral reader}

( /// Adam \\\ )

n.a.

( /// Lute \\\ )

n.a.

( /// MISC. \\\ )

(WIP) time and time again {gender neutral reader}

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{request rules}

( /// I Will Not Write \\\ )

character X character

au's

outright nsfw (suggestive themes are okay.)

comfort fics

pregnancy

weddings (an established marriage is fine.)

polyamory (unless it's a canon relationship.)

self harm (past or present.)

out of character requests

oc's / highly specific readers

yandere reader

abusive / manipulative reader

body type specific reader

race / nationality specific reader

cis female reader

female reader X angel / stolas / andrealphus

male reader X vaggie

"motherly" reader

non-demon / non-angel / non-human reader

angel-demon hybrid reader (unless they're apart of the morningstar family.)

'stronger than character' reader

genderbent characters

glamorize / absolve awful things characters do

( /// I Will Write \\\ )

songfic

cheating / infidelity

character X reader

yandere character X reader (horror / thriller focused.)

queer reader (gay, trans, aro, ace, etc.)

child / teen reader (platonic only)

sinner reader

hellborn reader

winner reader

heavenborn reader

platonic relationships

romantic relationships

enemy relationships

requests based off a specific scene / episode

( /// Genres & Formats \\\ )

angst

fluff

drama

horror / gore (nothing hyper-extreme or fetishist.)

imagine (one character per request, not including love triangles, and the reader will always be gender neutral. at least 1K words.)

headcanons (four characters per request. word count varies.)

reactions (8 characters per request. word count kept to a minimum.)

try to make your request detailed

( /// Character List \\\ )

(NOTE: any character highlighted red is allowed yandere requests. any character highlighted blue is only allowed non-romantic requests.)

charlie morningstar

vaggi

angel dust

alastor

niffty

baxter

katie killjoy

tom trench

vox

velvette

rosie

zestial

sera

emily

adam

lute

blitzo

loona

millie

stolas

stella

octavia

andrealphus

verosika mayday

fizzarolli

asmodeus

beelzebub

mammon

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{before you interact}

( /// Hard No's \\\ )

vivziepop-anti's / spindlehorse-anti's

alt-right

bigoted (racist, xenophobic, zionist,  anti-semitic, queerphobic, gender critical, rad-exclude, rad-include, terf, swerf, misogynist, ableist, religious extremist, etc.)

fetishist (from any minority)

pedo / m.a.p. / p.e.a.r. / proshippers / etc.

beastophile / any other weird philias

a/b/o

irl yanderes / people who romanticizes irl yanderes

discourse / pointless drama & arguments

aggressive self-shippers (if you attack other self-shippers or canon characters for “getting in the way” of your self-ship.)

( /// Soft No's \\\ )

(NOTE: if you fall underneath this category you can still interact w/ my blog, but i just don’t want you to discuss these things w/ me.)

nsfw heavy accounts

( /// Personal Boundaries \\\ )

do not use any of my works for ai, reposting, or translation

i write as a hobby. this blog is a chill place where you guys can give me suggestions that i can practice my writing with. don't treat my blog too serious and get offended if i don't take your request.

i mostly write trans-masc readers, and while i don't write for cis-women they're more than welcome to read my gender neutral stories. all i ask is that you don't read the male / non-binary / trans-woman stories, those are not for you.

i will occasionally write nsfw / suggestive fics. i'm completely ok with readers discussing the contents of those stories in my ask box, but don't act sexually to me.

going off the previous point, i like fictional horror and dark content. nothing extreme or based in reality. don't send me anything like that.

don’t refer to me by any nicknames, especially feminine ones, without asking me first.

i’m completely ok with readers just chatting with me in my ask box. rants, theories, etc. just please be mindful to not spam or overshare, it can be overwhelming.

do not ask me personal questions, try to get me to reveal sensitive information about myself, or share personal information about yourself. (EX. real names, address, health, etc.)

do not send me links, i will not open them. you will immediately get blocked.

if you want to send a request to another writer that you’ve sent me, i don’t mind. as long as you’re respectful to them and they are okay with it.

( /// FAQ \\\ )

(NOTE: if you don't see your question answered here, feel free to send in an ask.)

"Why are Alastor and Octavia only allowed platonic requests?"

Alastor is heavily implied to be aromantic and is confirmed to be asexual. Octavia is 17 years old.

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🌈Alastor’s Deer-Like Tendencies Towards His Friend Headcanons

A/N: I didn’t get to save the request before Tumblr deleted it from my inbox. Also, I spent, like, a week of research on deer behavior for this.

Pronouns Used: None [No Specific Gender Mentioned]

Pairing: Alastor & Reader

Genre: Fluff

Content Warning: Eating / Food mention

Reading Time: 1 Minute and 8 Seconds

He would have to initiate all of this unless you both verbalize your boundaries with touch in your friendship.

So, I don’t think Alastor would actually chew your hair, if you have any.

He would love to style it, brush it, wash it, and any other hair treatment for you.

Alastor would probably do it with you if you asked.

His favorite thing to do with your hair would be finding new intricate hair styles and hair accessories for you.

He would take you shopping for things like shampoo, body wash, hair masks, conditioner, skin care products, ect.

He would love to have self-care days with you.

I can totally see both of you going to spas and all of the employees are absolutely terrified of him.

He wouldn’t partake in any spa treatments, due to his touch aversion, but will sit with you and make conversation.

Whenever you two eat in public he always watches you eat a little bit before he indulges himself.

Alastor would also love to cook for you.

He would come up with new recipes for you to enjoy.

Alastor would totally try to give you wildflowers, although they usually die before you receive them.

Whenever you both are in crowded, loud spaces his tail flies up and starts waving around.

He’ll also keep a hand on your shoulder and kind of steer you away from certain people.

Whenever a powerful demon who he isn’t on good terms with or some creepy rando shows up he has the habit of tapping / stomping his foot once.

If Alastor hasn’t seen in a long time he’ll “prance” toward and around you the next time he sees you.

His tail also points down and starts gently wagging.

He might give you shoulder massages, but that’s usually too intimate for him.

Whenever you’re in a vulnerable position he’ll be behind you to keep an eye out for you.

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🌈Blitzo As A Boyfriend

Request: can I have a Blitz x male reader wit sum fluff? if its ok with you

A/N: It’s totally chill, hope you enjoy!

Pronouns Used: None [The Reader Is Described As Male]

Pairing: Blitzo X Reader

Genre: Fluff

Content Warning: Cursing | Breaking and entering | Blitzo has obsessive tendencies

Reading Time: 1 minute, 36 seconds

You and Blitz definitely met at a coffee shop or horse riding classes.

Or maybe during his time working at Loo-Loo Land.

If you want to date Blitz you’re going to get pulled into so-called “double dates” with Moxxie and Millie, which is really just Blitz breaking into their apartment and watching them sleep.

Blitz would really like it if you and Loona got along.

He gets really upset and tries to force it if not.

If you’re an Hellborn demon he takes you to some of his favorite spots in the Nine Circles.

If not, he’ll bring you up souvenirs any chance he gets.

He’ll also take really shitty pictures of the scenery from the lower circles.

He loves to go to gay bars with you if you’re into the party scene.

However, he also enjoys lowkey dates too!

He would love to go to a couples art class, a romantic outing at a local ranch, or hanging out at any new coffee shop you two discover that week!

If you work alongside him at IMP you’re going to get no work done.

Blitz is going to be too busy giving you longing looks and giving you little pecks to listen to Moxxie or Loona.

Speaking of, Moxxie is going to complain about how unprofessional it is for a boss to date one of his employees.

Blitz will make you co-founder out of pure spite.

Blitz isn’t used to being vulnerable with his emotions, he usually puts on a joking and defensive mask to cover his hurt feelings.

Let him ugly cry into your shoulder at odd hours of the night.

He’s afraid of being forgotten and hated, so he absolutely melts when you give him your attention or affection.

He needs validation but is too scared to verbalize it.

He’s a little clingy in the way of always having a hand on you in public.

If you two move into together expect to wake up to him above you, just watching you sleep.

If not, you’ll definitely wake up to find him sleeping either in your bed with you or on the floor next to you.

He has a hard time taking criticism so if you are uncomfortable by any of his actions he’ll get a little upset and defensive but Blitz will come around a few minutes later.

I'm not sure if pride is a thing in Hell, but if it is He would love to go with you.

Blitz totally helps you apply rainbow face paint or makeup, he’s awful at it but he insists on it.

He’s the gay cowboy boyfriend you’ve always dreamed of.

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🌈Sir Pentious With An Overlord Boyfriend

Request: hi! can I request Sir pen x male!overlord!reader?

A/N: Hey, there! Sorry for the wait on this, i had some family issues. By the way I hope you don’t mind that I put this in headcannon format. Also this was intended to be a male reader but it turned out to be more gender neutral.

Pronouns Used: None [The Reader Is Described As Male]

Pairing: Sir Pentious X Overlord Reader [Romantic]

Genre: Fluff | Romantic

Content Warning: Cursing

Reading Time: 1 Minute

sir pentious is a very...eccentric guy

he for sure loves making little inventions for you

nothing too big

just small things like music boxes, nightlights, and weapons of mass destruction

he tries to get you to introduce him to vox, velvet, and valentino

lowkey gets really upset when you refuse

depending on how strong you are effects your reaction to sir pen being beat up by alastor

if you’re weaker or on the same level, you have two options

try to keep pentious away from him or do your best to annoy the shit out of him like vox

if your stronger, you can take over some of his territory

he loves to go shopping with you

please save his fashion sense

his casual clothing is a hot mess

since your probably younger, he uses you as his bridge to the newer generation

basically he wants you to tell him what’s still hip

if anyone says some shit about your relationship you and pentious will tag team their ass to oblivion

he doesn’t like getting into arguments with you and is usually the one to seek the other out afterwards

goes all out on dates

he wants you to feel like the only demon in the underworld when your with him

will support you no matter what

he’s your number one hypeman

expect to be dragged into turf wars with him and cherri

he would totally let you have an egg boi if you asked him

if you lend him one of your minions he would be so grateful

he always goes to your hideout/base after an unsuccessful turf war

sir pentious feels so lucky to have been able to

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🌈Alastor Befriending A Short Deer Demon Headcanons

Request: Hi! Feel free to do it when you feel like it but maybe platonic headcanons on Alastor being friends with a small doe reader that’s very cheerful, somewhat mischievous, and adorable? Thank you for your time! 💕

Pronouns Used: They/Them [No Specific Gender Mentioned]

Pairing: Alastor & Deer Demon Reader [Platonic]

Genre: Fluff | Platonic

Content Warning: Cannibalism | Cursing

Reading Time: 1 Minute and 3 Seconds

when you two first meet the only thought going through his head was “wow, their so tiny!”

he definitely uses your head as an arm rest

loves to teasingly tug on your ears

when he finds out about your mischievous side he loves to pull pranks on the inhabitants of the Happy Hotel with you

or the other denizens of Hell

would totally introduce you to mimzy and rosie

you four love to have garden parties together

mimzy gives you V.I.P. accesses in her club

and rosie loves making you clothes

they both love you and welcome you into the friend group with open arms

now, being friends with alastor also comes with some cons

vox is going to start to try to agitate and fight you

but don’t worry, alastor defends his friends furiously

if anything were to happen to you alastor would not hesitate to wreak vox’s shit

rosie would even join in

alastor would for sure try to get you to at least try venison or the meat of another demon

but if you were to be insistent on not eating it he would respect your decision

if you were to ever join the hotel with alastor it would be pure chaos

you both would have way too much fun together

although you make sure alastor doesn’t go too far with the pranks

vaggie and husk really appreciate that

niffty and you get along too, you help out with the cleaning

you and charlie would write songs together

all that time with alastor has caused you to pick up on a thing or two when it comes to music

angel loves making conversation and cooking with you

all in all, alastor makes a good friend