For A Pessimist, I'm Pretty Optimistic

Hi, I'm Hazu! Artist/Writer/Indie Game Dev. Cat/bunny parent, fantasy adventure enthusiast, elder emo. She/they. This is my older blog for reblogging silly things; you can find the one just for my projects at https://www.tumblr.com/skelebunstudios!

[succubusboyfriend]

me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???

my brain:

my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………

[succubusboyfriend]

ranibow sprimkle……..

[cr0wswithknives]

kepchup.

[cosmicyeehaw]

SPINCH

[oli-nerd]

B A N C H

[scoobertdoobertlove]

chichen nuggest

[yondus-wife]

b R o G L e

[borzboy]

strawbebbies..

[sprayed-cheese]

this post almost moved me to tears

[were-owl-deactivated20241025]

Tag yourself, I’m spinch or rainbow sprimkle

[justnick612-deactivated20210723]

I’m kepchup lmao

[fysticalmorest]

Brogle and rainbow sprimkle

[atlinmerrick]

This is so charming I feel punched in the solar plexus and I’m here for this sort of gentle, sweet violence.

[kristiemewisstan]

some additions from my own collection

[weepingwillo-deactivated2022071]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[dreamofbecoming]

[mallomia]

i have been blessed by ranibow spimkle, may the world heritage posts bless thee aswell

[decoysender]

No Smorking. Parma Jawn

[trippleacute]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[sexhaver]

[beemovieerotica]

[bluedotjpeg]

The Desolation of Scorch

[kkachi35]

I made something

[prguitarman]

Accurate

[sapphling]

URGENT MESSAGE FOR ALL MY DOGGIRL FOLLOWERS PLEASE READ IMMEDIATELY:

🦴

[wizardhecker]

how many times in your life have you called 911?

never

once

twice

3-5 times

5-10 times

10-20

20+

Voting ended onApr 10, 2024

[springselkie]

i'm afraid the character limit in the former bird app is destroying my potential

[cringefail-clown]

two sentence horror story

[zzdigital]

have you had the bionicle dream?

yes

no

Voting ended onApr 8, 2024

(The bionicle dream refers to a dream had by many bionicle fans. In it, they are at a store (typically a toy store of the era) and they are in an aisle stocked full of bionicle sets)

[thirteens-pocket-watch]

Adults: Following rules is good, not following rules is bad

Little me: Okay :] *follows a rule*

Adults: Oh my god look at this loser. He doesn't know that this rule is Secretly Okay To Not Follow. Dumbass. Let's all laugh at him

[prokopetz]

Reasons I have seen webcomic authors publicly cite for cancelling their comic mid-storyline:

Too busy  

Lost interest  

Increasing age gap between characters and author made it difficult to relate  

Did the math and figured out that completing the planned arc with their current update schedule would take 150 years  

Ostensible author actually a fictional persona that’s now being retired, and they didn’t want the comic linked to their real identity  

Realised that the way they’d written the central relationship wasn’t emotionally genuine (note: this was a hobbit porn comic)  

The comic’s readership contained too many lesbians  

Converted to a religion that regards all representational art as a form of idolatry  

Broke up with the person the protagonist was based on  

Outed as not actually Japanese  

Imprisoned for manslaughter  

Aliens

[pasta-human]

This started out as a chill and fun post which quickly become getting punched in the gut at every word

[helenvaughans]

[pixelartpeach]

[ad-wills]

[razzberrysheep]

a thief

[homunculus-argument]

Thoughts that are mutual between cats and their people:

Yeah you're cute when you sleep but you didn't let me sleep either so I'm going to annoy you now because I'm bored. Hahah get poked, sleepy idiot.

How do you not comprehend this when I am literally staring at you. Like I understand that your brain can't understand things this nuanced but come on, how do you not get this.

I don't know if you know that what I am currently doing is an expression of affection, but that won't stop me. Knowing that I showed you that I love you is enough.

I heard a crinkly material and the sound of you chewing so I have to know what's in your mouth RIGHT FUCKING NOW.

I can't communicate with you and you can't communicate with me, so I'm just copying the tone of the sound you're making in hopes that you understand that I try.

You are doing activities beyond my comprehension, and I find this fascinating. I will never understand what the fuck you are trying to achieve here, but I am intrigued nonetheless.

Hey are you ok, you haven't done your weird thing in a while. Yeah I don't get why you do that but I know you do that when you're ok.

[valtsv]

mosh pit? no i'm afraid you misheard. i said moss pit. lay me down in the lichen boys.

[smallestbubs]

like whack a mole

[bunjywunjy]

*rat voice* yeah my favorite game to play is Taunting God's Hand