variety hour

any pronouns ~ i will reblog just about anything that catches my eye, prepare for tone whiplash

[nekosaws]

reblog this to be an annoying faggot at ur followers

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[zangoonse]

a party of adventurers that are all equally convinced that they are in completely different forms of media

[zangoonse]

the mage keeps giving smug glances in the direction they assume a camera is in. the fighter keeps getting indignant about missing attacks because of "bad dice rolls." the rogue is doubtful that a villain is gone for good because "nobody ever stays dead in comics." the paladin attributes fortune to "good rng." none of them have even considered that "tumblr post" was an option

[germanknifemommy-deactivated202]

[noelle-ism]

[fatbitchheftynaturals]

[0x1-deactivated20220826]

dick makes people mentally ill. dick havers, dick wannabes and dick lovers are all insane. it's like toxoplasmosis, you have compulsive need to defend and push and worship dicks all the time and spead your dick mania to everywhere you go.

this seems rational and grounded in empirical evidence

[afloweroutofstone]

#lost in a fugue of penis delerium

[crapscicle]

[sister-hawk]

reblog to spread your dick mania to everywhere you go

[fatherkrasmazov]

[jaypilled]

are those my only options

[prower-labs]

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

women love me for my unrepentant sincerity and my huge and illustriously estrogenated cock send post

[bunnilena]

can confirm. I did follow for one of those 2 things

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

photomatt the people cry out, yearning to be set free. release them from this prison and allow me to offer succor (post cock on main)

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

it has artistic merit

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

cowardice

[duviten]

praise helix

[i-am-a-fish]

texting is like a quick time event if you're anxious enough

[shencomix]

[kegelgod-deactivated20160519]

How to spoon:

Dick hard on the butt

Titty in my hand

Kiss ya neck

Hell yeah

[toohot-tohoot]

What

[kegelgod-deactivated20160519]

HOW TO SPOON

DICK HARD ON THE BUTT

TITTY IN MY HAND

KISS YA NECK

H E L L Y E A H

[just-shower-thoughts]

Babies are socially accepted parasites.

[onion-souls]

When u read Ayn Rand 1 time

[unfitninjuh]

They’re not a parasite, they’re a potential investment

[onion-souls]

When you read Ayn Rand a dozen times

[rabbitkinglune777]

good bunny morning 🌄🐇

[rabbitkinglune777]

IM ALL EARS

[bacteriumphage]

Thought that post was cute so i drew it

[br1ghtestlight]

spent MONTHS looking for this stupid tumblr post bcuz i constantly want to reference it and it wouldn't come up no matter what i searched despite it being (what i thought) was a popular well-known tumblr post only to find that the original blog turned off reblogs and deactivated and that it only got 12k notes total. but im posting it anyway to preserve its legacy

[fridayagaingarfiebaby]

Friday Again Garfie Baby

[staff]

we fucked up