All hail the Wonderful Queen of Press Britta! @hazycosmicchild - Tumblr Blog

Me: I should really do some writing I have two scenes to finish this story and I really want to finish it! I haven't done any writing in ages and I wonder why I'm in a sad mood and can't focus for long periods of time because I'm daydreaming too much.

Also me: ......... Orrrrrr I can just chill here and vibe to Siouxsie and the Banshees while I have my document open to make me think I am writing when I know I'm not and I can sit here and daydream into oblivion again.

#My brain is a big ball of crazy #I use creative writing often as a form of regulation #It's worked for the last two decades but if I don't write then vibes don't vibe and I go all over the place #hazycosmicchild #Welcome to the madhouse please enjoy your stay

agentmarymargaretskitz

Send me a ship and a sentence, I'll write the next five

Head over to the ask box and go crazy guys!

#oh look I'm back!#in a I want to write but don't know what to write mood #so prettty please send me some!#because these are always a lot of fun

schecoperez

@bunniastri i'm sure you've seen this image but mark's stance here amuses me to no end vs checo hitting his default 🧍‍♂️

#okay you know I love Mark Webber but honestly Brendon Hartley in this #His hair!#Brendan Hartley's emo hair always has a special place in my heart #brendon hartley #mark webber #And OP top right looks like Jerome d'Ambrosio #aka deputy TP for Ferrari these days

brasiliangp

Drive to Survive | S08E05, "The Sky's The Limit"

+ bonus:

#can confirm James takes care of his people #he used to tell me off for skipping lunch when I was his PA #on the odd occasion he ended up bringing me lunch from the canteen and forced me to take a break #he was a good boss #hazy drops some F1 lore

Can't believe we got the possible professional break up of Britta and Seb before we got GTA6!

#britta roeske #sebastian vettel #i refuse to believe it #until it's all over their personal social media #or I see Britta back in the paddock being a menace to everyone there #if she genuinely has left I can't wait to see where she ends up #because an absolute PR masterclass of a press officer with experience spinning the media narrative #you'll want her on your team

So I've heard the rumour that Turkey could be coming back onto the F1 calendar for next year. Personally I think they can come back, but the promoters have to promise they will recreate the 2006 drivers parade idea and basically give all the current drivers their own stripper pole with their name on. Because I absolutely need to see which driver of the current generation is immediately going to act like a pole dancer, just like Webber did in 06....

#mark webber #Turkish Grand Prix #the Lego cars were the best driver parade ever #no the little cars were #well back in my day they give drivers stripper poles and god did they act like it #also if you wanted to know how famous you have to be to get a pole with your name on it you have to be Mark Webber level

seb-boo

Sebastian Vettel attending a party to celebrate the last race of the season in São Paulo, Brazil on November 2, 2008.

#it's a good thing Hanna saw the potential in him because dude had no game #he looks like he got dressed in the dark #oh Seb #sebastian vettel

000l

shrewreadings

like to charge, reblog to cast.

vetchtibbles

this is a quick appreciation post for my mutuals who have my actual real life address and have never sent a hitman to my door to assassinate me you all are real ones

#looking at you Historygeek12!

miseria-fortes-viros

your 🫵 2026 new year’s resolution is to care about more women. and post about them. the year of yuri is upon us. feminism. decenter men from your life 2026. you agree

#oh trust me if Britta appears this blog will reactivate like some kind of sleeper agent #Bucky Barnes has nothing on me when Britta Roeske appears

citadelofthestars

Everyone, please tell me something good that happened for you in 2025 - doesn't matter how big or small!

#I was freed from working for Flavio Briatore #I had lots of fun days out with my kids #I got to be reunited with my Scottish wife again for ELMS #We got two new little kittens to add to our chaotic family

omegaholic

#can confirm after working with several drivers and two team principals they collectively have one Braincell #and you'll normally find their PA or Press Officer has custody of it.

Sit rep: For those still following me as it's been a while since I last posted I no longer work in F1 (I was made redundant from Alpine under one of Flavio's purges. Probably for the best everyone left there is either leaving or mentally scarred from having to work for him.) I am however an office manager for a science company and still in contract with a lot of the industry getting all the good gossip. Currently still married to Mr Cosmic Child, currently still have two Cosmic Kids, and have in fact added baby cosmic child number three to the list who is now nearly eighteen months old. The oldest cosmic child is now six, and the middle cosmic child is four. Think that about catches you up.

#hazycosmicchild #it's been a while #welcome back to me

stewdoesthings

Fanfiction exists for TWO reasons:

Dealing with complex thoughts and emotions I can't work through in therapy, like grief, despair, a complicated relationship with pain and addiction

Seeing the same characters fuck over amd over again

#I mean first year of Uni was more of a confession of some of the things I got up to in my first year of Uni #good thing we never got to second year where I would have to admit to a number of worse things #you thought the shirtless ski run and skinny dipping was bad #how about nearly causing an international incident and possibly getting myself banned for life from Saudi Arabia #and those were two separate incidents!

agentmarymargaretskitz

Send me a ship and a sentence, I'll write the next five

Head over to the ask box and go crazy guys!

#Oh look I'm in a I want to write but don't know what to write mood #shocker #so please feel free to send me something #I love doing these #so prettty please send me some!

9 People you want to know better tagging game 💫

Much love to @historygeek12 for the tag, though I'm sure you know all the answers to this already sweetie <3

Currently Reading: For my book, Mr Wilman’s Motoring Adventure by Andy Willman. For my kids I'm currently making my way through one of their fairy tale books with them. Reading them a story a day.

Last Series: Honestly I haven't really been watching much TV lately. I suppose Top Gear as I put on one of the specials to fall asleep to last night.

Last Film: Finding Nemo (I needed five minutes of peace during the school holidays.)

Last Song: Second Hand News by Fleetwood Mac

Sweet or Salty: Salted Caramel which is the best of both worlds!

Coffee or Tea: Tea, 100% I am an absolutely shameless Tea Gremlin! Love the stuff. (I got a few different teas from Mr Cosmic Child for Christmas.)

Working on: My mental health. Like everyone 2025 kicked my arse a bit so I need to find some time to get my head back into a good space.

I tag literally anyone who still follows me. It's been a while since I was on here.

#hazycosmicchild #historygeek12 #thanks for the tag sweetie

Unlucky for some. But mostly unlucky for you that you've been putting up with me for this long.

#13 year tumblrversary #tumblr milestone

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