Hero B's No.1 Ho™

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Hello there...

She/Her | 27 | United States (UTC-5)

This is a semi-secret blog I made to test posting mature content and/or some indulgent stuff I'm too chicken to post on main.

As such expect some 18+ stuff here (obviously checking who sees this stuff is difficult but don't interact with those posts directly if you are a minor). Even so the most explicit stuff will be left on Newgrounds (same username as my main account).

If you're curious, here's my history with lewd games.

Signed: Hero B's No.1 Ho™ (Cause there's no competition last I checked)

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she's hereeeeeeeee

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In other news I grabbed the game Solace Inc. last night for less than a dollar because Natalie EBF is in it (put it on my alt because it has 18+ DLC I may or may not look at and some of the base game dialog is also raunchy).

Fun little survivors-like that has weird UI scaling issues. Recruit people and they kill stuff alongside you, isn't that the main mechanic behind 33 Immortals or whatever it's called?

Anyways, from the maker of Lust Doll Plus Zenura, I present to you:

Solace Inc. Fairy Iris I couldn't make Zenura so I made her fairy companion. She needs those tits because that's the only body type with that outfit. That's also not even the biggest breast size in this game so that tells you what kind of game this is-

Perhaps I'll draw her and Lust Doll Zenura together at some point... If I can drag myself out of my current obsession. It's also been a while since I played Lust Doll Plus.

Edit: By sheer coincidence the first run I started after making this post she appeared right away lol

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you know what

If they show us Teruteru's new sprites in Danganronpa 2x2 I'm finally releasing a Teruteru post I've been sitting on for years

fuck it

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Well, time to buckle up

(If they do show 2x2 the post I'm alluding to won't go up until later that night because I won't be home btw)

Wait it's literally 69 they have to-

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Well… unless they show 2x2 during the 90 minute Treehouse segment for some reason (I’m not watching it so lmk) it looks like a no for now

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you know what

If they show us Teruteru's new sprites in Danganronpa 2x2 I'm finally releasing a Teruteru post I've been sitting on for years

fuck it

[hbno1ho]

Well, time to buckle up

(If they do show 2x2 the post I'm alluding to won't go up until later that night because I won't be home btw)

Wait it's literally 69 they have to-

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you know what

If they show us Teruteru's new sprites in Danganronpa 2x2 I'm finally releasing a Teruteru post I've been sitting on for years

fuck it

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me and the bad bitch I'm based on (alts on NG)

finally made an actual banner for this blog... I liked the brick wall though, so i kept it around

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*Throws out a self-indulgent recreation of an old meme from ~2019*

*leaves* (this isn't "the reason" I was talking about on main, i was just able to finish this way faster)

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I haven't gone too vulgar/unhinged with my island lingo yet, but this one can be pretty lewd in this specific context:

which I argue makes it better than being blunt with something like "dildoes"

speaking of Aria she's no longer losing like at the beginning of the game good for her

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Debating on adding my Lust Doll to Peak Island... Her being a near copy of Zenura is both the reason for and against that.

Maybe I make another account on my Switch just to make the porn game characters? The Lust Doll cast as a whole could be interesting to have. I also considered making Zeta from FLICK CLUB and maybe the rest of them too...

Aria was an exception because I can just say she's an OC without elaborating she's from a porn game-

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holy shit arcade game porn mention on the vinesauce stream

I was there; I knew about the big list of mahjong games every time I went to the M section to play Magical Drop. The only reason I didn't see any of them as a kid is because I didn't know how to play mahjong so I never clicked on them.

Didn't stop me from still playing Gals Panic though.

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Big af Tomodachi Life post just dropped on main

So now you know I told Lance EBF to talk about boobs with my Mii and she got excited hehe... My plan was to not force any ships but the game has you make the 1st and 2nd islander bond as part of the tutorial so... I gave Lance an advantage. Before you ask I removed boobs from the lingo list after.

it was me I was Lance fuckers - he was the one I was referencing in that one post about AO3 too...

the post I put that tag on was only the beginning; that was before Find Matt's Cats was even out yet lol

Those of you who visit this blog will also learn that Aria is from a porn game... It's a really good Darkest Dungeon clone, okay? I've probably played it more than Darkest Dungeon at this point.

I made this while playing the demo and now I have to update it at some point.

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As much as I love the default brick wall thing Tumblr gave me I think I finally have something new to put as this blog's background...

To have the best of both worlds I'm using the brick wall as a background :)

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Hello new banner ;)

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fun fact: EBF AO3 is the reason I finally set up the AO3 tag block extension on my web browser

the wound- account(s) infested many fandoms, but EBF has less fics in general so it was more noticeable

now I've resorted to writing my own stuff which I guess is a good thing? writing fanfic for things other than my crack ship

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hue hue hue

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One of the first things to happen to me in the new Tomodachi Life is that I talked about boobs for the "befriend a Mii" tutorial

10/10 game

(yes I stole Vinesauce's joke but the way my mii reacted was different and very funny)

my Mii literally just went

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Oh yeah important update: after this I found out the Mii I gave this conversation starter to has the 2nd favorite food of tacos...

Tomodachi you trying to tell me something...?

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One of the first things to happen to me in the new Tomodachi Life is that I talked about boobs for the "befriend a Mii" tutorial

10/10 game

(yes I stole Vinesauce's joke but the way my mii reacted was different and very funny)

my Mii literally just went

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Welp it's out- Currently in a self-indulgence rabbithole so idk when I'll actually play it lol

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Currently taking an embarrassingly long time figuring out how to port Aria's hair to this game because I messed up the folder/filename structures multiple times-

Then I'll finally play the actual game (outside of the little amount I played via the demo)

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I have given up for now and decided to actually play the game. Aria will have to deal with being bald in the overworld for now. Still on the 1st island, so I haven't gotten progressed much.

Also you bet I made Zenura in this- that was my plan from the start!