Hi Hi! Idk how I ended up here lol (maybe through Bardās page?? idk) anyway! I see that youāre writing for Osomatsu San right now! Would I be able to request your headcanons on every matsu comforting their crying significant other? Pleeeeease? lol I love the comfy stuff
First post back from writers block/burn out, I know some arenāt as long as others and Iām sorry itās not consistent but I love the idea!
For a little bit after you start crying heās stunned, heās not sure what to do. Heās comforted his brothers before but theyāre his brothers, youāre a whole different person that he hasnāt learnt his whole life to comfort.
Heāll pay your back first then offer an awkward hug that turns into cuddling and crying into him with him rubbing the back of your hair and saying how youāll be ok, kissing your head every now and then.
If you donāt want to be physically touched heāll just tell you itāll be okay and that heāll listen if you need to talk, just constant sweet talking and heāll throw in a little flirting or joking around if he feels like itāll make you feel better.
Heāll even offer his beer or to eat instant ramen with him, he might even āforceā (ask) his mother to make him and you something, to which she would say yes and comfort you as much as she could and as sheās raised 6 kids at the same time, sheās pretty good at it.
Heāll offer you sex, half-joking, but if you take him up on his offer heād be delighted to help, whether that means fast and rough or slow and sweet. Heād totally even be willing to get none of the pleasure himself because he wants to make you feel good (and heās a pervert), you deserve it after all.
Heās read up on this a LOT before so he can understand and comfort his future partner. He loves you and asks before every little thing he does, if you want ANYTHING heāll run all over Tokyo as fast as he can to get it for you. If his brothers are around heāll either boss them into doing things for you or heāll threaten them to stay as far away as possible so you can be in piece.
Affection needed? Heās ready, heāll do anything to make you happy, even if itās (not shaming anyone) kissing your feet. Heās ready, cuddles are elite and heās petting you everywhere he knows you like, kisses galore and touching places he knows makes you giddy. At one point he thinks about tickling you to see you laugh but he decides against it after thinking for a minute.
For gifts and acts of service, heāll go ALL over Tokyo, fuck, even Japan if he has to, all to make you happy. If he canāt afford he WILL beg, steal and take what he needs to. He will empty everyone he knows bank account, or maybe just hatabouās cuz heās rich.
You want words of affirmation? Heās got it, words sweeter than ever before come out of his mouth, comforting and reassuring you until his vocal cords stop working and still then heāll write it all down. He wonāt joke around until he knows you feel good enough, so he will test the waters, every now and then with little jokes before unleashing his attack of humour to make you laugh.
Quality time, no problemo. Heās sitting and laying and standing around, just being with you, if you donāt want to talk he wonāt, heāll give you tissues, water, a plush, ice cream and just sit with you. He isnāt used to not talking for so long but he will anything for his karamatsu angel.
Worst one of all of them, but heās trying his best. He will pat your back and say āitās not that serious, youāll be okay.ā Please get mad at him⦠he isnāt hurt by it for the most part, heās used to a lot worse by his brothers.
Eventually heāll learn and get better but at the start heās grossly bad for someone who reads romance manga on the daily. He might try things he sees there, affection and tissues/water but after a while heāll honestly just sit next to you and stare into space. Heās perplexed.
If you ask him about getting something or doing something for you, he will be a dork and salute, immediately getting up to help. He might put on some idol shows on tv or try and distract you by putting together a figurine with you. Choromatsu would offer a beer or sake to cheer you up, since it always makes him feel better (even though thatās unhealthy). Some more of his ideas include forcing Totty to search up ways to help, making his brothers embarrass themselves to make you laugh or running around doing things for you (which they will do in the hope you might like them too because you were able to fall for Choromatsu, but they wonāt make it that obvious). Cuddles are a thing choromatsu has always been hesitant about, meaning he has to be insanely vulnerable, but heāll throw away all vain the second he sees you upset.
Panics but keeps it on the inside so you wont stress more. He decides to treat you the same way he treats cats, only knowing how to cheer them up. So heāll buy you food or get it from his cupboards and pet your head. Heāll whisper sweet nothings in your ear while giving your head a massage (which heās surprisingly good at) making sure to focus behind your ears and the top of your head. Ichimatsu loves getting kisses but heās not too confident on giving them so he wonāt kiss your lips for his own comfort but he will kiss everywhere else, up your arms, your neck, your face, your head, everywhere else however if you ask him directly he will buck up and give you a small kiss on the lips, followed by more as he gets more confident. Orders his brothers around if you need something since heās giving you affection at the moment.
Sends out a cat signal(idk) and gets all the little fluffy bois in the area to come and cuddle up! (As a chubby girl myself) He WILL put you on his lap for cuddles, he doesnāt care about weight at all whether youāre underweight, average or overweight. He wants to hold his kitten no matter what. If you end up eating something heāll physically feed you like a baby, feeling very protective.
Cat eyes, thinking face. Stays like that for a few second then runs around grabbing everything he can think of. Blankets, pillows, stuffed animals, water, tissues, a baseball, snacks and one of his hoodies. He brings it all and offers them, setting up a calm little area and wiping your tears with his sleeves, finding it more intimate than tissues.
Jyushimatsu sings a little song while laying you back on his chest and rubbing your back. Heās very used to comforting Ichimatsu so if you donāt want to be held heāll know exactly how to help, he might even ask ichimatsu to help him get a cuddly cat for you. Wiggles his arms and and does the water trick too, but if you donāt respond heāll stop immediately. Sits next to you and writes a love letter, detailed with all his feelings for you, he puts it in an envelope, seals it and hands it to you like you couldnāt see the whole thing being made, heās VERY bashful about it too. Jyushi will also make you drink water to rehydrate and whisper meow over and over again in a sing song voice because he knows it helps Ichimatsu so surely itāll help you right? Just need a distraction? Heāll talk about baseball for hours, the history, his favourite players, the rules and how to play it.
Best equipped to handle it, doesnāt go about it well. Todomatsu doesnāt, in fact, use his phone. He feels it would be gross to use his phone when his partner needs comfort, and he panics wanting them to know he loves them more than life itself but not knowing how. He pulls you into a tight hug, telling you itās going to be okay and that he loves you. Todomatsu will run his hand up and down your back while the other one is in your hair massaging the back of your head. He will push away his feelings of discomfort for a second to grab his phone, putting on soft music to help you relax, including a playlist he made especially for when he got a partner and he needed to comfort them. If Totty even sees a glimpse of a brother in the corner of his eye, they will be gone as soon as possible to make you feel safer and calmer. He hums along while he tries to make you fall asleep in his arms, Iām all honesty Todomatsu will do ANYTHING for his partner, he wonāt let you go a single day feeling sad or bad because he truly adores you more than anything in the whole universe.