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Send me three names and I’ll say Who Lives, Who Dies, Who Tells Your Story.

#ask meme #roleplay

now you know

#star wars #//rises from the grave to shit post basically

Describe your muse on anon and my muse will try to guess who it is.

#ask meme #My writing

Tumblr Reblog Fix

This is what I’ve used to get around the new Tumblr update.

Resource: https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/12164-tumblr-reblog-fix-two/code

1. Go to the above link and click on the little green question mark next to the button that says “Install”

2. Find the browser you are using and install the required user scripts. Install that and enable it on your browser.

3. Go back to the above link and click install. It should work instantly, but it if does not, you may need to: restart the browser and/or make sure you have the script enabled. After that, you should be able to edit reblogs.

This does not affect how posts will appear on the dash.

#Resources #tumblr reblog fix

Send Meta! + a url to hear me rant about the relationship my muse has with another muse

It could be romantic, platonic, familial--any relationship!

#ask meme

Adam West Batman Ask Meme

"I hate to disappoint you, but my rubber lips are immune to your charms"

"Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb."

"It's obvious. Only a criminal would disguise himself as a licensed, bonded guard yet callously park in front of a fire hydrant."

"We've come a long way from the Prime Minister's exploding cake. Or have we?"

"Salt and corrosion. The infamous old enemies of the crime fighter"

"It's sometimes difficult to think clearly when you're strapped to a printing press."

"Yes, he moves very quickly for an overstuffed and unlikely Egyptian Pharaoh"

"They have strict licensing laws in this country. A boy of your age is not allowed in a drinking tavern."

"I find you to be odious, abhorrent, and insegrievious."

"The true crimefighter always carries everything he needs in his utility belt"

"Bartender, a bit of advice. Always inspect a jukebox carefully. These machines can be deadly."

"Let that be a lesson. In future, be more careful from who you accept free lemonade."

"We would have entered the building by more conventional means, but we didn't want to startle the tenants."

"The opposite of a girl is a boy!"

#roleplay #ask meme #//has this been done already??

Send "History of" plus an historical event for the muse to describe it in their own words!

Reminder that this is the Muse's opinion, not the Mun's

#ask meme

crazy

This app tells you your personality by looking at your Tumblr account. Find out your personality as well. This is my result: INFJ PERSONALITY The INFJ personality type is very rare, making up less than one percent of the population, but they nonetheless leave their mark on the world. As Diplomats (NF), they have an inborn sense of idealism and morality, but what sets them apart is the accompanying Judging (J) trait – INFJs are not idle dreamers, but people capable of taking concrete steps to realize their goals and make a lasting positive impact.

#personality #personality test #psychology #about me

Phineas and Ferb Song Lyrics: Ask Meme

"This could possibly the best day ever!"

"Sometimes I wish she'd give it to me straight."

"Nothing's out of reach at the backyard beach."

"I finally got the dirt on you."

"He's got more than just mad skills."

"How can I qualify for government grants?"

"I wanna, wanna, wanna have fun, fun, fun!"

"I hate him and he hates me, what a wonderful animosity."

"There are lots of horrid people on this planet, that I would love to give a lashing to!"

"Like a picture from a disco golf magazine."

"He's no dummy, he's chummy!"

"Mom, it's your birthday."

"It's the best thing you can do!"

"I miss the moments when we didn't get along."

"He's got a brain about the size of a sourdough crumb."

"She's a tire-spinning, gear-grinding, clutch-burning, back-firing, paint-trading, red-lining, over-heating, throttle-stomping, truck driving girl!"

"Draw a smiley face on the sun. It's fun!"

"Those boys are evil!"

"Are you back in the band?"

"Little brothers--'cause you're younger, we're related, and you're boys."

"The stars will make your heart race."

"It only took a magic portal to Mars to give me some self worth."

"Got these chains on me..."

"We're switching to decaf lattes."

"I guess it was a shame."

"You snuck your way right into my heart!"

#ask meme #don't send these to me #Phineas and Ferb #Disney

fuckinkindagauche

So I’m sure you recognize this as one of the epic moments from “The Prince of Egypt” where we see the super majestic whale as they cross through the Red Sea. However I noticed just one little issue: whale tales don’t move from side to side, they move up and down. And then it hit me, that’s not a whale. That’s not a whale. It’s a motherfucking SHARK. A BIG ASS MEGALODONIAN SHARK. WAITING IN THE WATER TO EAT THE PHARAOH’S SOLDIERS. Goddamn, Dreamworks.

hdirksies

I've said this before and I'll say it again. It's a whale shark. See?

Whale shark.

They eat krill.

#prince of egypt #i've seen this post at least once before #and goodness people

kaliskadyami-deactivated2018082

cinematicsymphony-deactivated20

This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.

greencarnations

CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:

do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”

go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury

if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.

look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”

the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.

works every time

raspberryslut

"sad little bug" is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really fucking annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING

dragonpie

I was already going to reblog this post, but this ^^^ this is the truth

lebeaucorbeau

I’m a gymnastics coach and I work with kids ages 1 to like 12 and these things are stuff I and everyone I work with do. “Nice wipeout”, “do I need to cut it off?”, “did you die?” are all things I say on a daily basis. Now, I always follow up with asking if they’re really okay but I never make a big deal of it. The biggest thing is to not over react. If you stay calm, generally the kid will too, especially if it’s just a small thing.

mental-odyssey

everytime i’m around little kids (because for some reason they all love me and decide to hang out with me instead) and they fall (because they’re clumsy little klutzes) i’m just like ‘HEYYY’ and i pull them up and then i’m just like ‘come on’, so they don’t even get a chance to think there’s a reason to freak out.

#for joe