~The Entropy of Life~

My friends call me Odyssey, or they would if I had any, (actually they would call me Dev. But they don't). no longer 17 wasn't quite a dancing queen, Mehsexual, Social Misfit . Science, Fandoms, Books, nerd etc. etc.

[guerrillatech]

[face-mechon]

them missing their shot on trump... that reminds me of how i missed my shot with you. give me a call if youre feeling up to it

[icedhotcocoa]

okay guys but in all seriousness the trump attempted assassination is going to rally the right like crazy. voter turnout will be going up. it is more crucial than ever that you SHOW UP AND VOTE IN THIS YEARS PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION.

[thememedaddy]

[mental-odyssey]

Oh man i forgot how fucking funny tumblr is and how it was literally built around the co cept of being a haven for lonely people.

Idk why I've been trying so hard out there in the real world when endless entertainment never left the tips of my fingertips

[pancakeke]

I think it would be pretty sick to have pneumatic tubes (like at bank drive thrus) in my house but I can't come up with a single use case for them in a residence. though thinking about it conjured the idea of putting an empty cup from my desk in one to send it to the kitchen sink, where it would be thrown with force and shatter on impact. and that's pretty funny.

[perths]

real

[loth-catgirl]

this gets funnier the older you reblog it

[valtsv]

abandonment issues are sooooo funny. "i'm scared people will leave me so i push them away and leave them first to avoid being hurt" girl the prophecy is self fulfilling!!! the sabotage is coming from within!!! you forgot about the cycle!!!!!!!!!

[thesteamhunk]

One or two years ago I got a spam email with these two sentences in them and they’ve been a part of my vocabulary ever since

[meltedmountains]

[heretomemeyouraesthetic]

Doctors explaining hysteria in 1846

[anais-ninja-bitch]

this is literally the only funny thing i have ever seen in my life, which includes a summa cum laude BA in the history of art

[ducksandboots]

snake paint

[jeldog-deactivated20231125]

Severe bruh moment

[fxlthyangxl-deactivated20240122]

website

[hesbythecampfire]

StopNCII.org is operated by the Revenge Porn Helpline which is part of SWGfL, a charity that believes that everyone should benefit from technology, free from harm. Founded in 2000, SWGfL works with a number of partners and stakeholders around the world to protect everyone online

Sounds legit

[songue85]

StopNCII.org is operated by the Revenge Porn Helpline which is part of SWGfL, a charity that believes that all should benefit from technolog

[apologeticandrogen]

!!!

[mxwhore]

i love you lab grown diamonds i love you slavery-free chocolate i love you community gardens i love you fact that the insulin patent was sold for $1 i love you locally produced meat and milk i love you streets turned into walkable parks i love you little reminders that Things Do Not Have To Be This Way and there are people working to build a better world!!

[lokiiied]

I DO NOT APOLOGISE FOR THE PERSON I WILL BECOME ON OCTOBER 6TH

[furiousdinosaurdestiny]

We need this immediately

[weaver-z]

I do understand that "intelligence tests" are inaccurate and stupid. That being said, does anyone want to see the IQ test question so terrible that I felt I had to stand up and leave the room?

[weaver-z]

I spent about ten minutes wondering how there could possibly be an "odd one out" that wasn't related to letters, vowels, consonants, or syllables. I tried desperately to remember any definitions or colloquial uses for these words that could make two of them synonyms or otherwise connect them.

Eventually, I selected "mitts" on the basis that it used a soft "i" sound while the others used hard "a" sounds, even though the question specifically said that wasn't the reason one word was an "odd one out."

That answer was correct. I scrolled down to see what their reasoning for why mitts was correct was...

...and had to restrain myself from putting a fist through the screen of my laptop.

[weaver-z]

Completely valid reasons to guess the word "mitts":

Mitts is the only word of the three that can't be a verb.

Mitts is the only plural listed.

Grate and blame end in the letter E, and mitts does not.

Grate and blame share a vowel sound.

Reasons to guess the word "mitts" if you're playing mental Calvinball:

Grate and blame can be "unscrambled" into Greta and Melba, which are names women can have!

[augustdementhe]

THAT'S LITERALLY TO FUCKING DO WITH THE LETTERS. What do these nerds think an anagram IS?