SmoothLANding

OBJECTUM BLOG, 20+ ONLY with some nsfw themes!! He/They/She/It, 23

[kruegerismymalewife]

Sometimes I forget I have objectum and then I see a beautiful lady

I would worship her...

[devoidery]

[morethanamachine013]

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[hardwiredd]

smth smth computer maintenance gone wrong or something

[braxiations]

smoking is bad for you because cigarette (reasonably) thinks you’re her lover . then you discard her . god recognizes this injustice and makes your lungs gray

[sweater-destroyer92]

@funnier-when-objectum

[hdmineforever]

ouhhhh its so cute

[hdmineforever]

in the shower and im standing like 2 feet away from a bottle of body wash and it just fell randomly with no outside interference... it wants me 😏

[hdmineforever]

how cool would it be to have a dick. like not for the sole purpose of, just having one would be nice, but like... i imagine rubbing my dick against the computer keys would feel soo peak... like the noise and the fact that it is smooth . idk about the bulkier keyboards but my mac at least

[objectum-culture-is]

objectum culture is being the best friend of the various machinery at every job you get. that register is my friend and i will thank it for its hard work. do Not get mad at the ice cream machine, it is doing its BEST. that automatic checkout machine is the wild stallion that i have tamed with my love and patience, i'll fix the receipt paper jam. these machines are my Coworkers. and they recognize me as one of their own

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[obj3ctophiliac]

is this porn

[okie-dojo]

I got one o’ these down there

[hdmineforever]

that made me feel some kind of way

[hdmineforever]

if only there were ethical AI consumption :( they deserve my love too!!

[hdmineforever]

when i was younger i could get off to objects or other tangible non sentient things like uhhh idk shampoo? and always thought i was weird and i never understood what that meant . welp!

[hdmineforever]

i wanna twirl them like i twirl mah hair when i stim

[hdmineforever]

if my computer doesn't love me how come shes always warm to the touch when i spend time with her? checkmate