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Other fanfics I need in my life:

Reincarnation AU:

Drift finding a bot s/o back before the war. They end up on different sides of the war after a falling out and Deadlock does all he can to avoid them, not wanting to be the one to meet them in battle. One day, he receives proof that they have been offlined (casualty list, finds them in the battle aftermath, etc.) and lets it harden him further. Time passes, and their loss remains like a puncture mark in his spark. When he becomes Drift again, his atonement is partially in their name. 

Cue his arrival on Earth a long time later, where he meets a human who reminds him ever so much of his former beloved and who seems to recognize him on some level. For the first time in a very long time, he feels at peace and finds joy in reclaiming this relationship in some small way. 

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Confession of the day: Every time Rodimus smiles, I pause and smile too.

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Okay SO I just read your jotunn Fort Max hc's and I'm intrigued! It made me really interested in his character. So what about some hc's for jotunn FM who finds a human lost and helps them find their home and in return they keep coming back to visit him and it eventually turns into love?? You can add nsfw hc's for his first time too if you wanna ;) All I want is for jotunn Fort Max to find love and maybe have kids he deserves happiness . . .

Sorry for the wait! (And holy shiz is that a Shaltear Bloodfallen avi?)

He assumed it was going to be just like every other time: diminishing his form to keep from frightening her, swooping in to rescue her, returning her to her home...

Then she left him a thank you gift. 

After that, she took to lingering just inside the forest’s edge, waiting for him. After a while, he approached, asking what she wanted of him. She said that she only wanted to visit him, since it must be lonely being the forest guardian. 

After that, the visits became a regular thing. 

It didn’t take long for him to realize that she was beautiful. Nor for her to realize that he was kind and gentle, despite his stature and fierce appearance. 

The two fell in love fairly quickly. 

Some time after that, they did become intimate, and he found that he rather liked the sensation. So, it became routine. 

The first baby he ever holds is his own. 

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How about Megatron and Max’s (separate, not poly) first time being naughty with their s/o?

Fort Max can be found here. 

And a Megs can be found here. 

Are these the headcanons you are looking for?

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Could u do some headcanons about Dragonformer!Skids and how he met his s/o? Ur doing an awesome job!! 😁

Boom. 

Skids was crawling through the foliage (in lieu of ventilation shafts), when he stumbled across a human being bullied by some ogres. 

Being the good kind of dragon he is, he daringly leapt into the middle of the fight and handled it rather nicely. 

He did not take into account that, by most standards, dragons are scarier than ogres. Which led to him being screamed at in abject terror. 

Confused boi. 

Fortunately, because he’s very chill and is able to take on a humanoid form, he managed to convince said screaming human that he was not going to eat them, nor was he going to kidnap them. 

After a rather lengthy conversation, he got a promise that they would return to visit him the next day. 

The visits continued over time, until, eventually, something bloomed between them. 

The human disappeared from their home one day with a pack and was never seen from again. Though, some say that they were last seen flying away with a blue dragon.

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About to roll out for a bit. Character requests I’d love to see when I get back: Megatron (always) Optimus Fort Max Knockout Starscream And of course, all requests are welcome~!

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Okay, but, have you ever noticed TFP Megatron’s servos? Those things are so elegant and yet deadly and how the frag do you even?

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Fort max hearing about flowers as a romantic gift and trying to get some for an S/O? (Bot or human works)

I’m on the Fort Max x human roll~

Fort Max would never describe himself as romantic. Even if he’s not being self-deprecating, he’s a fighter. 

Which is why an old, classic way of showing love is perfect.

Unfortunately, flowers are hard to get when one is a giant robotic being. 

It takes him a long while and a lot of asking around. But, eventually, he does manage to get ahold of some. 

It’s so worth all the effort to get them, too, because as soon as his human s/o sees them, they light up, absolutely thrilled. 

He’s pleased by this and, every so often, he’ll see what he can do about getting some more. 

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Let’s say there were multiple human liaisons on the ship; may I request HC’s of Fort Max with the smallest/shortest one of the human liaisons, who is kinda and a lil shy? Romantic HC’s like him getting a crush on them and what they’re relationship would be?? Thanks!!

Eeeeek! Yes! 

The first time the human sees him, they’re awestruck. He’s huge, powerful, and walks so proudly. Then he turns that naturally stern expression on them and they just kinda freeze.

They’re tiny for a human, which is like, extra small, in comparison to him. He’s an Autobot, yeah, but, that hugeness is daunting.

Fortunately for them, Max loves all things cute, and they fit the bill.

Fort Max is damaged, no one can deny that. Psychological recovery will be a long and hard process for him. Which is why, even when he becomes find of this human, he keeps his distance. He’s hurt people before, and they’re so tiny. One misstep could be fatal. 

Still, he can’t help but keep an eye on them. He’s a protector by nature, and he worries that someone might accidentally harm them. As such, they have to deal with a giant Fort Max presence following them from time to time. It’s a little intimidating. 

When they finally build up the courage to approach him, he remains very, very still, afraid of moving too much when they’re so close. Then they introduce themselves and ask for his name. When he gives it, they smile, blushing slightly, and compliment him. 

He’s a goner from that moment onward. 

Still, he’s worried about this whole thing. They won’t want him. He’s a different species and he’s traumatized and he’s huge and, and, and- there are so many negative reasons in his processor. 

But, they stick around, befriending him. 

The first time they tell him that he makes them feel safe, his spark almost pops right out of its chamber. It’s also the first time they see him smile. 

With some outside encouragement, a tentative little romance blooms. Max slowly works past his fear of moving around too much when they’re near and actually spends some time cradling the human in his hands. 

They’re a good match. Max makes the human feel brave because he’s so big and strong, and the human makes Max feel like maybe everything will be alright. 

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Hm, then what about soulmate headcanons for TFP Smokescreen? Him meeting his bot s/o for the first time and such.

Soooo cuuuute!

Smokey is spazzy and tries too hard, which leads to him fretting about what his soulmate is like and whether he’ll be good enough for them and so on. 

The first time they meet, he’s in awe. 

Then, he starts showing off. Thus annoying everyone in his immediate vicinity. 

It takes a while for him to realize that his soulmate is fine with him the way he is and doesn’t need to be impressed. 

They’re honestly the cutest couple. Always following each other around and sitting practically on top of each other and doing little races and cuddling and sickening every sane person around them.

Inseparable from the moment they meet. 

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Helloooo babe!! Listen, period scenarios make me melt.... so how about poly Ratchet/Drift with a human s/o on her period?

Heeey! Same here! And honestly, these are the two I’d want around at that time of month!

Best. Caretakers. Ever. 

Ratchet acts all gruff about it, but he’s worried about her being in pain. Very clinically recommends certain remedies for various symptoms. 

Drift, on the other hand, is a serious mother hen. Is she feeling okay? Is she in pain? Does she have cravings? Does she need snuggles? You know, he saw somewhere that pressing certain chakra points can help with symptoms. That and meditating with a specific herbal blend. And-

Honestly, he drives both Ratchet and their s/o up a wall with his helpfulness. 

Another great thing about these two is that they handle the moody PMS stuff very well. Ratchet will honestly hand any and all snark right back and Drift just brushes it off and gives cuddles in return. 

This human is never alone for more than a few minutes at a time, especially during recharge. At least one of the pair will be there to keep an optic on her 

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Last one I promise! For Optimus and Roddy (separate, tho tbh now I’m interested in seeing them together too...). How would they seduce their s/o? Maybe s/o has been busy, maybe the bot is just in the mood lol. But I wanna see how these boys get their groove on haha! Thank you so much! 🙏 sorry if I sent in too many, you don’t have to answer all of them!

Ohhhh yeesss

*cracks knuckles*

Optimus:

He doesn’t have a lot of experience in intimacy because of the whole ‘wartime leader’ thing, but, damn, he’s got a lot of charisma. 

Doesn’t actually initiate a lot of physical contact. He does more with meaningful looks and soft words. 

Isn’t afraid to come out and say what he wants. It’s not often that he really gets in the mood, but, when he is, his s/o can expect a very straightforward “I would like to interface with you tonight”

Dude has literally zero embarrassment and doesn’t get why his s/o would be embarrassed about being blunt about their activities. He figures everyone knows anyways. 

Delivers the cutest lines in a adorably gentle way. Absolutely melts his s/o with comments like ‘you are my spark’s desire’ and ‘you are always in my thoughts’

Optimus never just has sex, he always makes love. To him, the physical aspect is just a demonstration of the emotional. There’s always the unspoken promise of an absolutely amazing night.

A very gentle, almost nonexistent smile usually seals the deal on getting his s/o into his berth. 

Rodimus:

Honestly thinks he is the master of sex and is usually in the mood. 

Puts the definition on ‘jumping someone’s bones’. He has literally jumped his s/o to beg for sex. 

If they’re reluctant, he just kinda gives them this deadpan stare. Then he smirks. 

Likes to press up to his s/o, chest to chest and lean in to murmur just what he wants to do to them, trailing his mouth over sensitive spots. 

Wandering hands are to be expected. Because he has no chill. He has gone straight for his s/o’s crotch before.

Honestly has no shame and will attempt to seduce his s/o in a public location if they don’t stop him.

It’s honestly better to try to fend him off in public rather than private. In private, he’s absolutely incorrigible. 

Tends to moan in anticipation when he’s making his promises about what’s coming next. His cooling fans click on and it’s honestly hard to tell if he’s trying to rile himself or his partner. 

So much dirty talk. “I know you want to be riding this spike. I want it too”

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I, not sure if this has been done before (please refer me if it has) but maybe OP and Rodimus with a human SO who is on her time of the month and hurting?

(Note: I am not at all squeamish about this subject and feel very comfortable being up front about it. Read at your own discretion). 

I have not done any period asks before and do feel free to send them because these bots helping a female s/o with this/ freaking out about it is one of my jams. 

Optimus:

Lowkey internally freaks out because those high-powered Cybertronian olfactory sensors pick up blood and blood is bad. 

Stays chill and calmly asks if she needs to see Ratchet. When she assures him that this is a common occurrence, he is relieved but confused. That’s normal?

Quickly realizes that she’s in pain and comm’s Ratchet anyway for advice. 

Ends up cradling his s/o near his vents after making sure she gets some meds in her, making sure she’s nice and cozy. 

Doesn’t mind if she falls asleep on him. Honestly feels more at ease when she does.

Rodimus:

Because Rodimus has Zero Chill™, he immediately flips the heck out. 

“WHY ARE YOU BLEEDING?!”

Spends at least a full sixty seconds freaking out about getting his s/o to Ratchet or First Aid stat

When his s/o gets a chance to explain, he calms down. Is still freaked out by the fact that she loses what he understands to be necessary bodily fluid. His only point of comparison for blood is energon and no one he knows regularly just starts hemorrhaging that. 

No, Magnus, he can’t work right now. His s/o is in need of mandatory cuddles for their personal well-being. 

Regulates his temperature to a comfortable level and curls up with her against his chassis. 

Doesn’t move until he’s sure that she’s alright and well-rested.

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Optimus has been too busy with work so s/o decides to seduce the stress out of him lol. HCs for his reaction (nsfw ovi lol). Hope this is ok! Thanks! 🙏

Oh lawd. 

Wish this s/o good luck because this Prime has a will of iron. They’re gonna have to bust out the big guns immediately. 

They’ll also have to make it blatantly obvious what they’re trying to do because his processor’s running five different ways and he’ll just politely thank them for their compliments and attention, not at all realizing that they’re trying to get him in bed. 

Is still super reluctant at first because there’s so much to do and he can’t afford to take a break beyond what he needs for recharge. 

His s/o might honestly need help from someone with the authority to sit Optimus down for more than five seconds (ie: Ratchet or Prowl).

If his s/o is successful, they can expect some pretty hard lovemaking to occur. He’s never rough, but there was a lot of stress.

It takes a while for him to chill once his libido’s awakened (his physical form wasn’t the only upgrade *winkwink*), so his s/o should expect a few rounds.

Hope this is what you were looking for!

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What would Rodimus do if his s/o asked him to stop doing his crazy stunts/backflips because the s/o was worried about him hurting himself? Thanks! 🙏

Omg this ask

Honestly, he’d just pause in shock. Stop being fabulously daring? Him? That wasn’t physically possible. Besides, he’d never hurt himself previously…

Just kinda squints at them like ‘seriously?’

If they press the issue, he’ll give this big sigh like it’s the biggest deal ever and be all “fiiiiine”

Just kinda trudges to his seat from now on and flops into it, pouting. 

Complains a lot until Magnus lays into him about how lucky he is to have such a caring s/o

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Was originally gonna ask for Sunstreaker + Sideswipe, but since you’re here for Roddy and Optimus let’s go for them too if that’s ok. HCs for the bots in their alt mode, driving their s/o, reacting to the s/o starting to dance/bop when their fav song comes on the radio. Thanks! 🙏

Eyyyyy

Rodimus:

Oh. hell. yes. He has waited for this moment. He blasts that music and, if a car can dance, he is in that moment. 

Adds it to his extensive list of Earth songs he enjoys.

His pervy side is super into the fact that his human is currently dancing in his altmode.

If possible, he’ll search up the song again right after because it makes them happy.

At the very least, he’s got plans to dance with them using his holoform later. He’s got moves too, you know. 

Optimus:

Startled as heck. He was only playing the radio at his s/o’s request and then all the sudden they start dancing. 

Being the master of emotions that he is, he just kinda pauses to gather his thoughts and then asks “do you enjoy this song?”

Don’t ask him to join in, it’ll never happen.

He’s happy to see his s/o happy, though. If they’re driving about at a later time and he finds the song on another station, he will certainly play it again.

Sideswipe:

Immediately cheers with a “work it, babe!” thrown in.

Jams out as well, bringing his holoform up in the driver’s seat. 

The drive turns into an impromptu jam session, with both parties fully enjoying themselves. 

Sideswipe starts on plans for a dance party at the earliest convenient time and, yes, his s/o will be there.

Sunstreaker:

Has a major ‘what the frag?’ moment. 

“Why are you jumping around like that, you impossible human?”

Acts super grumpy about them bouncing around his interior but doesn’t make them stop or change the channel. 

Secretly enjoys seeing his s/o so happy.