your curious life with me

hello this is hamdy bey. im a 21 year old person she/they pronouns i have a cat and puppy they wear clothes please leave a message ---- straight up i am terrible at tagging anything but i try

[andhumanslovedstories]

Mona-Lisa Saperstein has the same amount of syllables as Alexander Hamilton, if you want a quick fun way to ruin the first song of Hamilton

[astrueastroilus]

[bunnyfood]

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“Oh boy, dad’s home!”

[babbydriver]

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uhhhm…but yeah should we talk about our first date? …ye- yeah there’s just not a lot a lot happened we went to a…a fairly nice restaurant here that was known for their nice desserts yeah and then I had to..get gas on the way there and I spilled gasoline like pretty much all over my pants?? and i stank sooo bad *laughing* yeah the smell was pretty intense was very overpowering. and then we were gonna go to barton springs, right? were we? and then it got-we got rained out? we got rained out..yeah…and I don’t remember what we did I think we went to Grace and Bristol’s pool. and swam in that instead…..oh yeah! Yeah it’s ver..very romantic. and then um..you knOW HAHA H A…YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS AFTER THAT A H AHAHAHAHA LITTLE BIT O THAT *grunt from home improvement* AND A SOME O THAT boINGUGUGGGUUH and a little bit o that OOOooohhNOOOooo and a little bit o that *gets real close to the mic and makes mouth sounds* and a little- a wHOLE BUNCH O THAT..C O W A B U N G A DUDE!! and some of that *borat voice* uh mY WiFE…and some of that *deep breath* MUH SWAMP *breaks out into laughter* and some o that- okay..okay please stop..I was gonna *laughing* i  was gonna sit in silence until you stopped….uh but you really got me with my swamp

[marvelsmostwanted]

Turns out that healthcare is more expensive than one (1) iPhone

[jonbutter]

when travis did a hit on justin

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Watch it

[andhumanslovedstories]

Griffin came up with the clown box. He said to us before the episode, ‘I want a clown box’ and then he refused to explain.

Paraphrased Travis on the horrific existence of the clown box, on his periscope stream  (via andhumanslovedstories)

[babbydriver]

moodboard

[food-network-fanatic]

New Food Network Series

Vore Bobby Flay

[bob-belcher]

[xoxoxogossipgirlll]

me: i don’t really like m&m peanuts, i think they’re overrated

eminem fan appears literally out of nowhere: you just dont get it man, there’s two sides to him, yes he raps about killing women and violently abusing them some times but thats just slim shady. his alter ego! its not really him. other times, he raps about his daugther and how much he loves her. you dont get it… u dont understand, you’re just judging him based on his extremely violent and disturbing lyrics. he’s actually a good guy and you’re a judgemental prick!!!!!!

[theantipodeanhomo]

[memelovingbot]

you are weak and Danny Devito is coming for you

[driflloon]