[gluten-free-pussy]

I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh…hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????

[animution11]

[royalhans]

polar opposite of this post

[hrmsketches]

inspiration struck and would not let me go until i drew this

[gluten-free-pussy]

This is really beautiful!!!

[kouha]

Best customer I’ve ever had was when some rich white cape cod lady in a floor length fur coat came into my store and asked her daughters what sweated pants were and how to wear them and her daughters kept trying to explain what sweat pants were to her and she was completely and utterly flummoxed by them

[kouha]

She asked if sweat pants are bisexual and her daughter was like “unisex?” and she was like “sure”

[vinnie-cha]

Terrible goose for Smash pls Mr Sakurai;;; mostly to see the absolute destruction that Kirby is capable of with the goose’s powers 

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[sirartwork]

[gif87a-com]

[mmmskulljuice]

slug: hmmm… plant: *chawmp* slug: ah I see. no thank you.

[mosticonicposts]

certified iconic post

[minigenos]

Would you accept this round warm girl into your life?

[neomushi]

yes

[solarpunk-aesthetic]

This adorable little robot is designed to make sure its photosynthesising passenger is well taken care of. It moves towards brighter light if it needs, or hides in the shade to keep cool. When in the light, it rotates to make sure the plant gets plenty of light. It even likes to play with humans.

Oh, and apparently, it gets antsy when it’s thirsty.

The robot is actually an art project called “Sharing Human Technology with Plants” by a roboticist named Sun Tianqi. It’s made from a modified version of a Vincross HEXA robot, and in his own words, it’s purpose is “to explore the relationship between living beings and robots.”

I don’t care if it’s silly. I want one.

[valtsv]

it’s impossible to find a big stick in the woods and not feel like a wizard

[valtsv]

me when i’m walking in the woods and i find a tall smooth stick:

[valtsv]

this is so inspiring, thank you

[v-unnie]

Me :

Him:

[milfbestie]

I’m gonna categorize exos songs

[milfbestie]

the dreamy babes: love love love, she’s dreaming, walk on memories, 24/7, moonlight

funky bicons: lucky one, love me right, gravity, tender love, boomerang

bad bitches: going crazy, sign, can’t bring me down, trauma, damage, lotto, forever, monster, hurt

just horny: love shot, touch it, sweet lies, lady luck, playboy, artificial love, ooh la la la, my lady, the eve

romantic bitches: one and only, wait, my answer, cloud 9, first love, beautiful, with you, baby, xoxo, don’t go, lucky

treasure hunters: el dorado, oasis, black pearl

showstoppers: white noise, tempo, transformer, exodus, call me baby, diamond

[shidaes-toupee]

swamp cryptids: wolf, mama, two moons, kokobop, history, drop that, run this

[vilus685-deactivated20200321]

me at this point of the year, reacting to any bad news

[realentlessly-gay-deactivated20]

The earlier in the year you reblog this the funnier it is

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

season 1 episode 1 of the muppet show outclasses anything snl has ever done

[thebootydiaries]

[sunbak-ery]

How does drawing a nose on a bee convey embarassment/regret/hatred??

The world may never know.

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

people complain about mary sue characters when we let adam sandler play his ideal self in every movie

[feastofsnakes]

Bro let’s watch a horror movie together…. Bro you look scared do you wanna share a blanket dude? If you wanna hold hands it’s ok. If you wanna rest your head on my shoulder it’s alright bro…. Bro if you wanna kiss thats understandable that was a scary movie…. We can keep cuddling after the movie is over it’s alright dude….

[guooey]

[737838438-deactivated20210613]

“who are u dressing up like that for? 😳” random ppl in the supermarket why do u ask

[toastbutteregg]

5/20/2020