Hakuna Matata.

But why?

[fluoxetinedaydreams-deactivated]

[housewifeswag]

whose line will forever be one of my favorites

[stay-grateful]

dying rn

[twitterlols]

[najaaozixxjsiaaiaiia]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Did Soulja Boi ever tell em?

[alexander]

ya

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via xmudxcrabx)

[just-shower-thoughts]

Children swear all the time. Adults swear all the time. However, mix these two groups, and suddenly everyone pretends swearing is awful and they would never ever do such thing.

[thebestoftumbling]

[angelicaschuyler4president-deac]

OUR SCHOOL WENT ON A TRIP TO TO THE ZOO TODAY AND HAD TO STOP THE BUS BECAUSE SOMEONE SNEAKED A FREAKING PENGUIN ONTO THE BUS OMG MY CHEMISTRY TEACHER WAS CRYING WHEN SHE TOLD US OMG I ACTUALLY DIED

[angelicaschuyler4president-deac]

YOU GUYS YOU DONT UNDERSTAND OUR SCHOOL IS ACTUALLY BANNED FROM AN ACTUAL ZOO BECAUSE SOMEONE DECIDED TO TRY AND STEAL AN ACTUAL REAL LIVING PENGUIN AND TAKE IT HOME

[linda-belcher]

If you give me a task with no deadline, I will literally never do it, but if you give me a deadline, I will get it done exactly one hour before the deadline, even if the deadline is in six years.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Is the sea salty cause the land doesn’t wave back?

[hear-for-you]

me: does nothing for five days

me: today is a "me" day I deserve it I need to relax

[got-stars-in-your-eyez-deactiva]

My husband and I are surprising our 6 year old by taking him to Disney for his b-day tomorrow. We’ve been in the car for 4+ hours and he still thinks we are on our way home from school. He keeps saying “looks like we’re almost home!” 😂

Bless his heart.

[got-stars-in-your-eyez-deactiva]

Update: we arrived to Disney World, he thinks we took a wrong turn and is very concerned about who is going to feed our cat.

[just-shower-thoughts]

What if we’re immortal omniscient beings but got bored knowing everything all the time so this reality was created as an illusion where we are born knowing nothing and have to try to figure it all out for fun?

[zenosashtray]

[clivas]

Hollisters electricity bill must be like $1 a month

[twitterlols]