Loving yourself is always a good idea

Hayley, 27, INTJ, bisexual, she/her, feminist, master procrastinator, photo enthusiast, and I have no idea what I'm doing. About anything. Ever.

[soppingwetratboy]

Being told what to do is great because then you know what to do

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

if you're really chill about a lot of stuff, you will eventually become The Person Who Can Be Told Things and unlock a secret extra layer of knowledge about your friends

[kitkenk]

screw bedtime 😈😈 tonight we are staying up until 9pm

[mycroftrh]

catholic guilt vs protestant belief in your own inherent superiority, fight

[mycroftrh]

wait no I just remembered a few hundred years of history I take this post back

[bananahomo]

[anarchocunt]

[dogsandphilosophers]

Can anyone recommend some entry level behaviours? Thinking of getting into being

[fairycosmos]

my dead wife. the ad free internet

[fairycosmos]

watching dreamily recorded footage of a web forum from 2003

[hellmurderisland]

[Fictional character who is worse than me in every way] save me

[hellmurderisland]

#me with gob #me with shmilk

[mint-swirl]

slogans for the upcoming orc election

[wifislim]

[geniusoflove]

i wish fox mulder was real so i could email him

[girljeremystrong]

[largishcat]

you may have noticed that my blog is disorganized and thematically incoherent and my tag game is weaker by the day. this is commentary on the chaos of modern existence

[gremlininho]

looking. at you

[rafterdarkr]

why are all these modern aus for the Odyssey set in a high school. where's the retelling where Odysseus is just a guy lost in an airport who keeps missing his connecting flights home due to a comical series of delays and disgruntled airline employees

[temporaryupdatesontimeandspacw]

so does he like have to sacrifice his entire flight to a thunder storm or…

[that-one-woke-politician]

Calypso’s island is absolutely the Atlanta airport

[that-one-woke-politician]

Additionally Helios’s cattle is the only Dunkin in the terminal and it’s on the complete opposite side as the gate, so they miss their flight and Ody and crew have to switch to a really shitty airline (which then breaks apart in a sudden thunderstorm) and Ody doesn’t have time to help all these fools with their oxygen masks

[sunsetbuddie]

we used to get christmas episodes of television. halloween episodes. valentines. we used to get television that felt like part of your life. like it was happening alongside your life. now we mostly get 8 episodes dropping all at once every two years and they don't have time for any of that. i miss characters living alongside us

[ozarkthedog]

"I miss characters living alongside us."

What a perfect quote.

[0111010001110010011000010111000]

does anyone wnt to turn into a creature with me. it does have to be weird btw

[un-monstre]

Bloopers are movie aftercare and it’s fucked up that we got rid of them

[deathlyfandoms]

There also needs to be a button for “this is the 5000th time I’ve read your fic because I’m having a horrible day and this is the only thing in the world that always brings me happiness.”

[my-nameless-bliss]

good news: there is!