live, laugh, fuck off

[fbismostwanted]

IF UR EYE PRESCRIPTION IS THAT BAD THERES NO REASON TO TURN THE LIGHTS OFF DURING SEX. JUST TAKE OFF UR GLASSES FOOL

[whitepeopletwitter]

[thatmadhatter]

Okay, but THIS.

My therapist only recently understood that when I said, “I don’t know how to make this phone call or make this appointment.” I very literally meant I didn’t know what to do. I can dial the phone, but what do I say EXACTLY? What questions are going to be asked? What do I need to have on hand? What if they ask me something I don’t know the answer to?

I’m one of those people that needs very specific and detailed instructions if I’m doing something for the first time.

[dovewithscales]

Be patient with people. We all have our struggles. Sometimes it can make all the difference in the world knowing someone can spare a few minutes to care about you and walk you through something that’s hard for you.

[fuckingconversations]

HOW TO MAKE AN IMPORTANT ADULT CALL 

FOR THE FIRST TIME

From an adult who has been doing this for about a decade now: 

Remember that about 10% of any office’s weekly call volume is from people just like you who have never done this in their life. 

The mass majority of people who run dentist offices, insurance claim call centers, whatever - remember what it’s like to be completely new, and are generally happy to explain the steps and re-phrase themselves if you let them know what you’re having trouble with, and are kind and patient with them. 

You’re not inconveniencing them. You’re not burdening them. Call center folks are 1000x happier to speak with someone who is earnestly trying and needs some basic help on super simple things, instead of a pissy long-time customer who demands free shit. 

You are a bright spot in their day. A chance to actually help. 

So! Here’s the steps: 

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[alwaysbewoke]

[alwaysbewoke]

[alwaysbewoke]

to my beautiful dark skin queens if you have someone like this in your life they are NOT your friend. excommunicate them immediately and go on and shine like the day is bright.

(source tweet)

[simmisblog]

Stunning

[deadblog293898210398]

*has video game open* hm i dont feel like playing this right now actually *closes it* man i wish i was playing video game right now *opens it again* hm i dont feel like playing this right now actually *closes it

[urfavhatesterfs]

YOU hates terfs

[switchingtogeico]

[ixhadbadxdays]

[tixij]

[ip2lb]

Steve Harvey, walking forward: [audience cheering and clapping] YES!!! KILL!!!!!! [board changes, with a ding, to reveal the word “KILL”]

[eclogues]

fuck therapy i’m becoming a knight

[garnetrena]

Pearl ghostwrote this

[eclogues]

mr krab daughter??

[trash-fire-uwu]

no the rock

[eclogues]

dwayne????

[bad1dimagines]

this might be disgustingly sappy so i’m sorry in advance but one direction made me happy during a time in my life when absolutely nothing made me happy and their music has been such a special and cherished part of my life for the last 10 years. i love them so much and i’m so grateful to live on this earth at the same time as them and to be able to listen to their music whenever i want to, or whenever i need to remind myself of how much fun life can be. i really truly don’t know where or who i would be if they never existed and i’m so happy that they found each other

[qr-closet]

circular and oval shaped stone paths

[bunniebells]

some stepping stones i made! a big stone, a few smaller stones, and a cracked stone <3

[puyopuyo]

how come there’s a frowny face next to steam in my task manager

[puyopuyo]

girl what is the matter

[lovenotereminders]

It doesn’t make you unlovable or a horrible person if you don’t have many friends. It can be difficult to meet new people if you’re shy or quiet or have anxiety. It can be difficult to stay in touch with people if you can’t find the time or energy to remain in contact. It can be difficult to make new friends if you struggle to find people you click with or who are interested in the same things as you. None of those things mean you’re unlovable. 

[bisexualwario]

this is 100% why i never fucked with that “normcore” nonsense and why i’m still extremely self-conscious about what i wear and how my clothes fit, even after my weight loss. wearing “normal” clothes only becomes “fashion” when it’s on skinny attractive people and once it’s on a fat person it’s suddenly the trappings of the tacky and the unwashed poors. fuck out of here. you can make anything look good.

[battlevilla]

[cherrybee420]

“ASHASHASHOWATSHAASHHASHOWSHAHSHWOSGAHWHSHAWATTOSHAGWSHA”

[jaubaius]

[logoside]

[hclark70]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Josey was found 3 hours after they rented the boat, alone, asleep and wearing a life jacket, and he told the police that Naya jumped into the water and never resurfaced, and it's sickening that people are making jokes about it now when a four year old might have lost his mother and that will be something that will haunt him for the rest of his life!!!! Do not make light of this situation!!!! You don't have to like her, just don't say anything then, if I see one more post being like, "I don't like Naya Rivera and she is a bad person who did this and that, BUT..." JUST SHUT UP!! I hope that she is found.

[nifflerdream-blog-deactivated20]

me as a writer: Oh no I can’t write that, somebody else already has

me as a reader: hell yes give me all the fics about this one scenario. The more the merrier

[obsessivewriter]

This one is so hard to accept. Reblogging to knock that into my brain.

[primarybufferpanel]

Me as a writer: I feel like I’m repeating myself, I’ve already used that theme, I’ve already written that kink, that other character uses that speech pattern so this one in another fandom can’t, I feel like I’m writing predictable things, is this different enough from that other thing I wrote, are people filling out bingo cards by my work? :sobbing:

Me as a reader: oh hell yeah this hit the spot exactly, I hope this writer has written 20 more just like it