so many ships, so little time

18. She/her. India. Your local desi queer kid I now apparently write so maybe send me prompts? My writing Feel free to just randomly start talking to me like we've been friends since second grade

[mjalti]

do you have a self care routine?

“Keep going bitch!!” said to myself in different accents

[dsu2014]

i think you should just tell men that Enchanted starring Amy Adams is better than fight club then leave

[podencos]

[catchymemes]

[mynameischynna]

God, I want Mamma Mia to become the Fast and Furious franchise of musicals. They just keep making them for no reason, and the more they make the more you don’t even care that there isn’t a plot.

You think we care about a plot? The first movie could have been solved in 2 seconds with a DNA test, but instead they decide to sing about how this girl doesn’t know which of these 3 men is her dad for 2 hours and in the end THEY STILL DON’T HAVE AN ANSWER. AND NO ONE CARES.

The plot is ABBA karaoke, and it brings me joy. That’s all you need to know.

[furiousgoldfish]

one rational braincell: there can be more than one task done during the day

all other braincells: you know what, now it’s zero

[intelligentdrumandbass-deactiva]

did kings really just spend all day sitting in a chair

[wruith]

We’re still doing it.

[intelligentdrumandbass-deactiva]

Damn.

[kendallroy-deactivated20210425]

idk who needs to hear this but when your english teacher asks you to explain why an author chose to use a specific metaphor or literary device, it’s not because you won’t be able to function in real-world society without the essential knowledge of gatsby’s green light or whatever, it’s because that process develops your abilities to parse a text for meaning and fill in gaps in information by yourself, and if you’re wondering what happens when you DON’T develop an adult level of reading comprehension, look no further than the dizzying array of examples right here on tumblr dot com

[spacelabrathor]

Chris Hemsworth vs. Toxic Masculinity

[marisatomay]

oldest daughters have more de-escalation training than cops do

[charlesoberonn]

What if there was an apocalypse but some people were really really in denial and optimistic and thinking everything will be back to normal soon?

Like they’d be foraging through the ruins of New York for supplies, shooting raiders in the face and saying “Man, this recession is really bad, huh?”

[charlesoberonn]

Umm….

[nacho-lucky-day-buddy]

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

[justcatposts]

why is this so relatable

[mightymargaretofanjou]

Y'all can keep at it with that “Romeo and Juliet fell in love in five days how immature” shiz but Macbeth went from no murder to yes murder in like one afternoon and I feel like one of those is a significantly bigger problem than the other

[veliseraptor]

fair, but haven’t we all had days like that

[girlnumbersix]

ladies we need to start frantically and obsessively reading books in less than 24 hours again..remember how happy we were

[beeftea78-deactivated20200113]

I’m reading this medieval manuscript and so far this dude has managed to spell “chickens” in the following ways:

chekyns

chekens

chekynnes

chekennes

chykynnes

chykyns

chykens 

I’ll keep you updated if I find any more variations

[potoo-reblogs]

[idknewname1]

*kisses u* teehee *spreads my disease to you*

[aletheius]

GUARD!! NATIONAL GUARD!!! THE WHORE IS BREAKING CURFEW!!!

[goldrubyproduction]

we really had no idea huh

[midgelenny]

quarantine mood: walking aimlessly around the house bc you’re tired of sitting down and can’t go outside to exercise and don’t know what else to do and suddenly realizing you have become a jane austen heroine “taking a turn about the room”