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♥ ⊱ "Hoy there! Care for a bite?” Is he camping in the tower halls again? Why, yes, yes he is. He's even got a nice soup a-bubbling-
@heartkniight sent 🙈 for a starter:
She was waiting for Julius to get off work, or finish his quota for the day when she decided to go off into the nearby forest to pick some berries. She planned on making a nice tart to surprise the clockmaker with, perhaps they could enjoy it with a nice cup of coffee.
Amidst her thoughts, they were rudely interrupted when a pair of hands came sneaking up behind her. Robbing her of her eyesight, the girl immediately yelped. “GOD!!! alsdkjfasdflkj!” Who!?
Thrusting her elbow back, the woman shouted in horror. “Unhand me! Ha—” Falling silent the blonde narrowed her eyes.
“I hope you stay lost permanently one of these days… Ace” How dare he sneak up on her like that.
With her guess, he finally released her proper, backing away.
“Oh, you don’t really mean that!” Hearty laughter spilled from his lips even as the Knight rubbed at his stomach. Not that it had hurt, really, but the sensation had still registered to him.
“Ahh, to think I was so happy to see you. I couldn’t help myself, you know! You really need to keep your guard up!” Still, incurring her ire had been absolutely worth the reaction he had gotten out of her. More importantly now,
“How did you know it was me? I didn’t think my voice would have been enough of a tell~” At least not from the resulting grunt from her little struggle anyways.
And now, all the headline memes I made for this series, because I might as well just queue them all up now.
Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6
Bartender Ace for @sweet-delicacies (they just requested Ace… and I added my random bartender idea)
You requested him ages ago and now I could finally finish the drawing. Sorry for the long wait!
◉ — ALICE / 「 royalaliceflush 」:
“Save it for Vivaldi for when she finds out.” Honestly. “And I don’t believe I need to know the after results, he’ll probably be coming running by any second.” Hopefully, she wouldn’t be caught in that crossfire either.
“Ah, where’s your sense of adventure, Alice?” Although now that he thought of it, it would make for quite the mess, now wouldn’t it? “If you really don’t want to see him, why don’t we head off now? You and me, let’s go on a fun adventure! Now that, you like, don’t you? Surely, it’ll make up for the little prank of mine.”
.⊰ ♥♣ @asicklydreamdemon from here ♦♠ ⊱.
Nightmare eyes Ace suspiciously as if he wasn’t completely convinced that the knight was trying to be nice for once. “… Are you sure this isn’t poisoned or anything?” He takes the cupcake, turning it as he examines it all over. He even sniffed it. It smelled like a cupcake, it looked like a cupcake, and there was no evidence of any… unnecessary tampering. He did say he had done it for Alice, so in that spirit..
He takes a bite, only to immediately spat it out at the taste. He should have figured as much, this was Ace after all. “Eww! This is revolting! cough- I’ll never get the taste of mud out of my mouth again!”
The more serious expression melted away as hearty laughter would spill from his lips. “Ahh, poor little Bagworm, I didn’t think you’d fall for it so easy! It really is far easier to get you when Lizard’s not around, innit? Oh, that’s not a good sign!”
It wasn’t as fun he’ll admit, as instigating the other in dueling him, but this reaction he got was still worth the effort in getting. “Ahaha, you really should have shown known better. Now that I think of it, where is Alice, anyways? Thought she would have run right in as soon as she heard you give a yell.”
◉ — ALICE / 「 royalaliceflush 」:
“Who’re you calling cute!” Ugh. It was going to take days for her to wash out this glitter from her hair. “You’re lucky I don’t pummel you right here and now!”
“Heh. Aww, it’s all in good fun, Alice!” His bright laughter wasn’t at all fazed by her threat. “You should really see how I’ve left the White Rabbit!”
Should I give him the real world name 'Will Scarlet' or 'Jack Heart'?
bad idea starters.
❛on a scale of one to ten… how illegal do you think doing this is?❜
❛okay, but, consider this: i don’t care. i’m gonna do it.❜
❛there are certain moments where i consider you someone with brilliant ideas and a good future. this is not one of those moments.❜
❛how hard is it to do a wheelie on a motorcycle? how many feet can you go, doing a wheelie, without crashing?❜
❛it’s three in the morning and i’m bored and you’re the only one awake. let’s break into a gas station store.❜
❛WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT FILL UP A “SUPER BIG GULP” CUP WITH 5 HOUR ENERGY AND CHUG THE WHOLE THING. MY HEART HAS EITHER STOPPED COMPLETELY OR IS BEATING SO FAST THAT I CAN’T FEEL MY OWN PULSE.❜
❛is it a bad idea to use mountain dew instead of milk in your cereal?❜
❛i heard if you suck up enough helium, your voice starts to sound really squeaky… wanna go buy some balloons?❜
❛can you cook bacon with a hair straightener? asking for a friend.❜
❛yes, i did beat him up and i will not apologize.❜
❛complaining helps the situation, like, not at all.❜
❛sooooo, i kind of adopted a puppy.❜
“I wonder where Mouse-kun is. I bet he’ll appreciate a good prank!”
◉ — ALICE / 「 royalaliceflush 」:
“EEP!” A last-minute turn about!? “A-Ace!”
“Ahaha, oh, Alice! You look so very pretty now!” He's got some glitter on himself in the process, but it's worth it.
◉ — ALICE / 「 royalaliceflush 」:
“……Oh…really?”
“i’m too nervous, open it for me?”
“Why, of course, Alice. Anything for you.”
Of course he’ll open it...turning it around real quick so she gets the brunt of of glitter explosion, first.
Stab and go pranks don’t seem to be as fun anymore. Therefore--
“Ah, don’t worry. I’m just here to deliver something from Her Majesty. It’s an urgent message, I really think you oughta open it fast-”
“Ahaha, the poor Bagworm can’t ever catch a break, can he?”
◉ — ALICE / 「 royalaliceflush 」:
“Ace!?” Too long. In fact. Perhaps longer than his usual detours.
“Ehhh~?” Well, that didn’t seem like a very welcoming face! “Aw, aren’t ya happy to see me?”
“Man, how many timeperiods has it been since I last saw you?”
“We prefer it when you laugh” - Vivaldi
Alice in the Country of Joker: Circus and Liar’s Game vol 3