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hi im layn or whatever name you know me by. they/them pronouns for the most part!! unless i've told you otherwise?

here are my other blogs:

- writing. original stuff @autumnwxnds and fanfic @stjernes

- classic literature @mxrxxnxttx

- danmei / cdrama / donghua @juexia153

- animanga and kdrama @aquacqt

- podcasts @svndayoak

- games or minecraft smps @ttcsoft

- musicals or other shows with songs in them, ie descendants @jdshadestowne

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nyaa

“omg you’re just blogging for attention”

and you’re blogging??? for gold? Women? Immortality?

geekandmisandry

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teaboot

“Why are you scared of dating” I’m not scared of dating, I just haven’t found anyone’s company to be more enjoyable than my own. And also I don’t care

justlightmeonfire

I just don't want anyone to steal my very cursed amulet

teaboot

Also the amulet

whimsicalmayhem

Is that you talking? Or the amulet? Are you SURE a new hand doesn't want to touch the beacon?

teaboot

The amulet and I are not currently looking for a third

tomhardysurinal

I have never wanted to open a spam email so badly

apisashla

ra, ra, Rasputin /

buy my secret penis cream

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pukicho

The mafia isn't lookin for me and I'm enjoying a walk in the park

pukicho

Cool, not me though.

thememedaddy

teaboot

He’s in the mob’s pockets now

sabertoothwalrus

why is “get ___ed idiot” one of the funniest sentences in the english language

catgirlforeskin

get verbed idiot, the sequel to “ok nounboy”

avianhasnodignity

get verbed nounboy

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metaldinleyenpic0

half of tumblr wants to fuck, the other half wants to die

belvanabean

i wanna fuck and then die

nationalparkcryptid

cicadas the lot of you

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dragongirlsweetie

boss makes a spider i make a slime. that's why i . thas why, tthats why i uhhh. t. thawhy

dragongirlsweetie

t.gats why i can't think up an end to the rhyme

evilwizard

GET BACK TO WORK

ooppo

At this point it's more disappointing than shocking that not a single assassin in the states can aim a fucking gun

ooppo

Not fucking really

teaboot

Three Fuckinh Times Bruh wake me up when we get there

whisqrs

i had a dream where tornadoes were made illegal or something i just remember like a dozen police cars driving directly toward a tornado with their sirens on and all getting sucked into the tornado

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teaboot

I’m not Christian, I don’t go to church anymore, and my pastor died, but when he was alive I’d sometimes go to his sermons and I remember one time he said “it feels good to hate, but we know that it isn’t allowed, so when we’re told that we’re allowed to hate someone we get so excited that we forget we’re supposed to love”, and if my humble atheist ass might borrow some church talk I’d like to perhaps submit that

teaboot

Anyhow sometimes on the day to day I feel disgust or revulsion and I have to ask myself “is this a danger to anyone at all or am I just looking for something I’m allowed to hate” and a solid 98/100 times it’s the latter so once again thank you pastor D

dwinkus

nonlocal area code = hang up. obvious telemarketer

local area code = hang up. this one is also a telemarketer but trying to be sneaky

never answer the phone ever

cigarettesforcats

this is why everyone on this website is a virgin

dwinkus

I’m not gonna fuck the telemarketer man

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andhumanslovedstories

The other day on shift, I was walking down the hallway when a confused old man started yelling. This is fairly common in the hospital, so I ducked into his room and was like "hey dude what's up" and he's like "so sorry to yell but do you know where I am and what year it is" so I reoriented him to a bunch of stuff and explained why so many people were walking past his door, and he seemed much calmer and more oriented by the time we were done talking. And he says "and what's your name?" So I tell him "Sarah" and he stares at me so I repeat "Sarah" and he stares at me so I spell "S-A-R-A-H" and he stares at me so I show him my name badge and he stares at me and then he says "now forgive me for being so blunt. But I was under the impression that Sarah is a girls name. Is that no longer correct?"

Anyway y'all ever be so fucking gnc that you inadvertently gaslight a confused old man into thinking there's yet another part of the world he no longer understands?

andhumanslovedstories

Not to keep bragging about my masculine vibes, but another very pleasant dementia patient today called me nice young man. Assigned gender by Gladys.

corvidsarecool

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[Image ID: Tumblr tag reading: #sounds like he was pretty polite about being spirited away to the nonbinary future as if by the caprice of fey /End ID]

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