That's French, Ilya.

[isolabellz]

ilya’s birthday surprise

[cannibalchicken]

[werewolfweed]

this image made me so sad I had to clean him and give him a hot cocoa

[creamsiclemelt]

"What?" "Just...a lot of windows."

[creamsiclemelt]

this is real though, right?

[ilyasmole]

guys i think i figured out this custom blinkie stuff are u proud of me

[heatedrivalryfanarts]

moreloveforjm_

[medrawawi]

shanebugs💪

[drawballa]

📞😴

[pregnanthudsonwilliams]

very genuinely there is no world where shane isn't calling ilya baby like i fully believe he calls him baby in canon it's just not one of the things that got written down but i can Tell

[sugarkaanes]

IM GONNA THROW UP THE WAY SHANE TURNS HIS HEAD IN LOVE WHEN THEY NOSE BOOP UGH. UGHHH

[severalowls]

fuck people who reblog posts which contradict each other. no! be explicitly clear

[ilyasmole]

i want everyone to reply to/reblog this with a heated rivalry fic that they've jerked off to. like it was so freaky nasty hot that you just HAD to jerk off to it. i'm so serious about this #NoShameSunday

i'll go first. watch him go by vividblossom.

[my-castles-crumbling]

[satyriconmp3]

admire folks who reblog posts which contradict eachother. exactly! keep em guessing

[mymoonandmyshane]

i believe that one of the penalties shane gets a lot is unsportsmanlike conduct. in the nhl, this penalty can be issued for players who argue or challenge the refs calls. now, captains are allowed to discuss a call and rule interpretations with a ref, but you gotta be cordial.

shane “hockeytism” hollander HATES when a ref makes a bad call. this is literally your job and youre fucking it up?? that was not slashing are you blind?? he gets heated about this, even when he’s just watching a random game. he’s shouting and cursing and making a well-informed case for why the ref is wrong.

hockey refs are notoriously bad so i guarantee shane gets into it a lot. i do think he knows when to quit so he doesnt get an unnecessary penalty but sometimes the call is so bad he cant help but be furious. his teammates have had to physically restrain him on the bench multiple times so he didnt hop the boards and scream at them.

[penandinkprincess]

cackling about the idea of the ottawa team doing challenges for social media because shane's first question would be, "how many did rozanov get?" and ilya's first question would be, "how many did my husband get?" because they want to beat anyone, but they ESPECIALLY want to beat each other

which means that over time, new challenges for each of them get prefaced with, "and your husband has not gone yet" or "your husband got X" because it is a GIVEN that they're going to want to know how the other did so they can try to beat him

and it's really just another point of evidence that at NO POINT did either of them ever consider letting the other person win ANYTHING

you think the motherfuckers locking the FUCK in to catch the most ping pong balls blindfolded are going to let the other win a deciding match for the cup?? be SO fucking for real

[bisexualrozanov]

giddy up! 🐎