heathen vegetables is Thinking About Chopin

classical music memes, bad humor, and midlife crises.

[heathenvegetable]

Why is politics so polarized nowadays why always 1 or 2 why not both

[alexandriad]

woman yelling at cat meme but make it ancient greek red figure pottery

[swirling-orbs-of-disorder]

From ancient to abstract, this one sure got around.

Japanese one made no sense to me until I finally saw the “sale sale/sasa lele” version. セール　セール。 But then it’s a meme so it has to be misspelled?  🤷‍♂️

[everyone-loves-purple]

tHERE ARE MEMES IN THOSE HIEROGLYPHICS

[fromsiberia]

Ohhhhhhh…. Chinese and greek are my favourite, but there is more!

[animatedtext]

[heathenvegetable]

I had a really good meme idea last night at 3 AM and now I can’t remember it

[heathenvegetable]

I have a question—

“You’re muted”

*unmutes* I have a question...

[heathenvegetable]

Benefits of Violin

Expectation:

Reality:

[perhapsarat]

I wish I knew the exact time and date that harry told snape ‘there’s no need to call me sir professor’ so that I could take a moment of silence to remember the moment each year

[marauders4evr]

Judging from the context of the chapter…

We know that it’s September 2nd. I’d put it between 9:00 AM and 11:00 AM. (They have breakfast and then a free period. They have Snape’s class before their break, which was before their lunch.)

[yaneela]

But in the UK first period typically only starts at 9 AM. So free period from around 9-10 AM and Snapes class from 10-11 AM I’d say.

[perhapsarat]

Okay so 10am-11am every September 2nd is now an hour dedicated to remembering the most glorious piece of dialogue ever spoken by a fictional character

[infiniteglitterfall]

ok this just appeared on my blog with ample time for you all to prepare because apparently I stumbled across it months ago, and scheduled it to post on september first. executive function TRIUMPH!!!!!!!

[carolxdanvers]

Worth noting that tomorrow is the 20th anniversary of the greatest burn in history

[perhapsarat]

it’s that time again lads

[thebestoftumbling]

[14kgold]

WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK???????????

[brassmanticore]

His name is Medhat Mamdouh, he’s a 22-year-old hip hop and dubstep recorder player from Cairo.  He’s been teaching himself this style since he was 14.  This article links to his social media sites.  He’s on Facebook and YouTube and Soundcloud.

[heathenvegetable]

r/nextfuckinglevel

[heathenvegetable]

Impossible.

[heathenvegetable]

I feel like where you sit in your section when the conductor lets you choose says a lot about you as a person

[heathenvegetable]

This is how it is for violin

[heathenvegetable]

I feel like where you sit in your section when the conductor lets you choose says a lot about you as a person

[lityersesly]

✎

[heathenvegetable]

this is the nicest thing someone’s ever done for me 🥰

[newtonpermetersquare]

It’s evolving backwards

[secretstradivarius]

Can we talk about how Ray Chen just low key recorded an album at home in two days? What a legend.

[heathenvegetable]

It’s really good and y’all should listen to it and sub to his YouTube channel

[heathenvegetable]

[heathenvegetable]

Playing Bach be like

Me: wow what an awesome, epic start

Me: beautiful development, majestic chords

Me: wonder what I’m having for dinner

Me: what DO foxes say

Me: do fishes grasp the concept of water or do they have no way to experience what that is without dying

Fingers: *keep playing*

Me:

Fingers: *stop*

Me: wait are we at the end already?

[heathenvegetable]

Messing up during a Bach performance be like

Me: ...

Me: Crap where the hell were we again

Fingers: 🤷🏻‍♀️ 😇

My brain: oh god what the hell oh my god everyone’s staring oh god oh god

Me: Calm down don’t panic we will just start on this measure see here—

Fingers: Lol w h a t m e a s u r e

Me: Can you at least do the muscle memory thing?!?!

Fingers: 💤 😴

[heathenvegetable]

Dammit I missed it