Girlfail, girlcry, girlboss

Bitches love me for my tiny boobs and general pathetic nature.

[human-pet-they]

COME ONNN

[dragongirlsweetie]

i just got shot with a puppy rifle but it didnt hurt me because im not a puppy

[aceynk]

me i just got shot by an elephant gun but im not even an elephant so im ok

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

i just got shot with a 9mm handgun but i'm ok because i am taller than 9mm

[kunosoura]

hi! I'm a 9mm tall puppyphant and i'm excited to be here!

[lady-of-vitreous-sight]

hero girls are a kind of prey animal, which is cute.

[i-am-a-fish]

*sending my nothing beams at you*

*blasting you with nothing*

[skwidtheoctopus]

[i-am-a-fish]

the sleepy -> cozy -> asleep pipeline is very real

[silenthill2bornfromawish4k]

*giggles cutely* uhh... i mean tch. -_-

[thedeliaishere]

Hands you a drink that's so obviously spiked with love potion and looking at you with big wet eyes and starts to sniffle a little when you don't want to drink it

[ijichi-nijika]

instant win princess

[halochewer]

deploying cognitive behavioral threapy to reframe getting pinned under the maids as "victory" was a great idea

[chronicallydragons]

anyone else ever wish they could lie down harder? Like, I'm already horizontal, but I need more horizontal. I need to be absorbed by the floor. I think that would fix me

[ryanlewisandclark]

i cannot hate myself into a version of me i will love.

[ryanlewisandclark]

i cannot punish myself in any way that will unmake the past.

[gumi-megpoidd]

my mansion is in fucking shambles. my maids are incompetent and im not convinced they know how dishes work

[creatures-5]

You sweep them

[gumi-megpoidd]

NO!!!!!!!

[creatures-5]

Vacuum?

[gumi-megpoidd]

EAT!!!! YOU EAT OFF OF PLATES!!! AND THEN YOU WASH THEM!!!!!!!

[yossyislandd]

ohhh i'm drink them. okay 💛

[gumi-megpoidd]

[yossyislandd]

[gumi-megpoidd]

do NOT SWEEP ME!!!!!!!!!!!

[yossyislandd]

[nyanbinary-perineum]

Surprise forehead kiss!!!

-10 int

[nyanbinary-perineum]

And another on the lips! ^.^

[tahthetrickster]

who wants to see the worst thing ive seen this week

[tahthetrickster]

too bad, im showing you anyway

[arsondotpng]

a non-photoshopped picture of someone actually wearing them, for your viewing pleasure

[divaofdivaofdiva]

Welcome to Sleepy Tgirl City! The city made for sleepy trans women! There are plenty of soft and safe spots to nap and sleep everywhere! You might get cuddled by a pile of fellow sleepy tgirls when you do, but that’s just part of the appeal! Come here today! Now! I am begging you! Join the sleepy cuddle pile!

[c0ulrophilia]

Drinks a love potion but the first thing I see is a mirror so I just make out with my reflection for two hours

[ntrider]

going to queer meetups in the lands between and some raya lucaria student calls me butch because I wear full armor

[ntrider]

I have a helmet because I don't want my skull to get caved in, emerald

[dj-hyperbaedel]

How I be showing up to places just to hear that I look "masculine"

[ashes2caches]

the beautiful transfem princess is wrapping me in this shiny latex drone suit and i’m pretty sure that’s not what a maid dress is supposed to look like…