Dumbsday

[scratch-meowt]

my hottest take

[keeper-of-the-flames]

Counter point, those machines can make me a peach sprite.

[pusheenthenerdcat]

guys did you know the tech in that nefangled machine revolutionized preemie healthcare

[maimonideznuts]

[pusheenthenerdcat]

yeah the guy who invented them made incredibly precise infusion pumps (as opposed to gravity fed ivs) which not only meant they could give medications to teeny tiny babies safely, it's also used for insulin pumps and portable dialysis machines. the key element is that it's a peristaltic pump so the liquid stays in sterile tubing for safety

(unholy drink cloaca uses it to dispense precise amounts of flavored sugar syrup)

[itswalky]

orange coke saved the world

[strawberry-crocodile]

raising my son on a strict media diet of Portal, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and Mythbusters in an attempt to resurrect the extinct species Pre-Gamergate Smug Nerd Boy

[daphneorsmthng]

We hear so much about “de-extincting” dire wolves and wooly mammoths but this one might be actually attainable.

[spicymochi]

he has a flower for you!

[dutchs-blog]

Lego Swimming Pool Layout

[helila]

[dykecostanza-deactivated2024112]

“Button King” Dalton Stevens whose insomnia led him to start covering everything from his clothes to his car in thousands of multi-colored buttons (1980s)

[everythingfox]

Fox

[tumbler-polls]

Are you:

gen alpha (2013 – 2025)

true gen z (2000 – 2012)

zillennial (1993 – 1999)

true millennial (1981-1992)

gen x (1965 – 1980)

boomer (1955 – 1964)

even older than that

Voting ended onMar 1, 2024

[thecollectibles]

Art by Alai Ganuza

[catchymemes]

I felt like you guys will appreciate this

[whimsigothwitch-deactivated2026]

Tiles! I want to have a kitchen wall full with different designs

[viralfrog]

[huffy-1337]

THAT WAS THE BEST SONG CHOICE FOR THIS VID

[evengirlierballs]

I thought I dreamt this video

[divesslow]

little whimsical perfumes 🌟🧚‍♀️

[moved-to-orpheyon-deactivated20]

Combine your chinese zodiac and astrology sign to make your true fursona

[eternally-a-dreamer]

i still hate this post so much. i’m an ox and a taurus. i’m a bull bull. i’m so fucking annoyed oh m y go d

[raevenlywrites]

SCORPION TIGER I WIN MUTHAFUCKAS PINCH PINCH STAB STAB

[caats]

[sharkbutthoohaahaa]

I missed my opportunity to be able to take on a good day. So I'm sharing this in hopes of someone else being able to

[desidesidesi]

I'm gonna try and use this to get through the REST of the day! 💖

[tofupixel]

heart eye cat meme

[desolationlesbian]

I cannot put into words how much I Fucking Loathe the fact that when you search something on youtube now it will randomly intersperse blocks of "people also watched" and "for you" into the results. That's not what I searched for, youtube. I typed in a search query because I wanted to see search results, not random unrelated garbage you have placed in my way apparently to either inconvenience me or force me to scroll further for actual results. I despise your wretched little games and every time I see it I can only instantly close the tab as I am overcome with the urge to burn something down.

[macademia-nut]

"I despise your wretched little games" perfectly conveys how I feel about the entire algorithm/attention economy

[babycharmander]

They also refuse to actually show the parameters you searched for. If you sort by “upload date,” the first few videos might be more recent ones by upload date, but anything past that you’ll find a video that was uploaded five years ago, then five months ago, then three years ago, etc, which—NO! That’s NOT WHAT I ASKED FOR!! PUT THEM IN ORDER!!!

Also sometimes the “people also watched” bullcrap will not only be entirely unrelated, it will also be videos with violent, sometimes outright triggering thumbnails. I’ve gotten some AWFUL unrelated video thumbnails just when searching for video game music videos.

[lunafandoms]

YouTube Search Fixer – Get this Extension for 🦊 Firefox (en-US)

Download YouTube Search Fixer for Firefox. Remove ALL distracting search results, redirect shorts back to legacy page and try little visual

If you use Firefox this extension is god send :D

[queeranarchism]

Firefox once again cleaning up after the whole corporate internet

[senatortedcruz]

I was a weird kid and am now a weird adult but I wake up every day and thank god I wasn’t a weird kid in the age of tiktok and putting your face and government name next to dogshit takes