Bat's Blog

[itseasytoremember]

(To the tune of Rasputin): BLEH BLEH DRACULA, KING OF TRANSYLVANIA, HE IS A BAT AND ALSO A MAN

[quasi-normalcy]

I've reached the point where cynicism is a major turn-off for me. You're not smarter than idealists, and you're not helping.

[quasi-normalcy]

Funny that the stereotypical cynic is an idealist who aged out of it. In my experience, the reverse is true. I was an extreme cynic as a teenager and then I noticed how profoundly limiting it was, and also that "cynics are cool and smart" was a message that was being constantly reinforced by corporate media for some reason.

[quasi-normalcy]

#yes! cynicism reads as very juvenile to me#and yes prev often stemming from teen pain

Yeah, like I see black-pilled people on here and my default reaction isn't "oh, these must be world-weary old warriors who've lost their faith in humanity", it's "these people are in their 20s and need a hobby"

[quasi-normalcy]

I also think that the present era has proven that authoritarian leaders don't actually want a population of wide-eyed idealists, they want a population of jaded assholes who are convinced that everyone is lying, any resistance is either a scam or doomed to failure, and nothing can ever get better.

[idiomagic]

Hope is punk. Despair is corporate.

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[darksinnn]

[illustromic]

My take on D&D Aarakocra ft. my two ocs :] They walk like dinosaurs because anthropomorphized bird legs are ragebait and I like this better

[locallegume]

I was gifted bathtub bulgestarion for my bday what should I do with him. Good and bad ideas please

[locallegume]

Update I am putting this cactus in it I am dying how did they have a cactus So Perfect

[locallegume]

ITS DONE

[benjamintycandy]

[locallegume]

HIGHLY IMPORTANT UPDATE HE IS IN BLOOM

[datasoong47]

[autistobrat]

if you think about it beatbox is a sound made purely with human mouth so technically there is no evidence that the medieval peasants did not beatbox

[farenmaddox]

someday, a film maker will be brave enough to recognize that what we need is a sci fi adaptation of Dracula. someday.

[farenmaddox]

The things that were scary about Dracula (foreigners, blood-drinking, religious damnation) and the things that were new and exciting (blood transfusion, wax cylinder records, international train travel) are no longer impressive to a modern audience. Hence why Jonathan Harker needs to travel to another PLANET to meet with a mysterious figure who turns out to be part of a parasitic alien mycelial network that is taking host bodies, and why Mina needs to be a self-taught hacker, and Seward a cyborg doing cutting-edge medical research on alien life forms.

Quincy is still just Quincy, of course.

[tautline-hitch]

OKAY FINE. Spin for a kink. You’ve just noticed this in the tags of an e-rated fic you were going to read.

How are we feeling?

YES this is IT this is my THING

Oh fun!

Sure, why not

Not really my deal but I can go with it

Nah, not feeling it

NOPE.

Vanilla extract (I don't read kink / I don't read e-rated fic / nuance / results

Voting ended onApr 30

Preemptively, in case this gets away: Be cool in the notes.

[piernik-miodowy]

“Boogie Street ‘52, Revachol” (Kim has this in his wallet)

A revamp of my 2022 Disco piece hehe

[elierlick]

An all-transmasc Ironman trio just won 3rd place in a major men's triathlon, beating over 200 other men's teams. 🏊‍♂️🏃‍🚴‍♂️ Trans men win men's competitions all the time, but nobody pays attention because it doesn't fit the mainstream narrative. I think we should celebrate their victories, too! 🏆

[daughter-of-sapph0]

[kingcatnine]

can you reblog and tell me which of your ocs has the stupidest name

[heavenbat]

a lil bit of fanart for @ushauz of their Wyllach fic blood war diplomacy in which Wyll is a gnoll!! I love this fic a lot, not least of which Karlach is enamored by the fact that Wyll has lil toebeans. Highly recommend the fic. plz read it it's very good :D

[catchymemes]

[lizawithazed]

to be able to give such a small gift that brings so much joy is itself a joy

[gay-jesus-probably]

You can really see the transition from “oh god is that a fucking ticket” to “OH MY GOD ITS A TINY VERSION OF MY CAR”

[girlactionfigure]

Link

[anauthorandherservicedog]

I believe he also now has a library card.

[darlingvagary]

He does!