Drinks on me tonight!

Hello, I'm Owen! I work for my grandfather at the blacksmith. I'm pretty easy going and always down for a good chat. If you work hard, you'll fit in well around these parts. (A rp blog for runemoon community)

[heavyhammer-happyheart]

(( Does anyone want to rp with this guy? I'm up for anything! Canon, AUs, whatever you want! ))

[heavyhammer-happyheart]

You can have sex before you’re married! /chuckles/ There isn’t a like a roadblock stopping you from doing it. It’s pretty fun to, more fun than drinking! Besides, I wasn’t offering you sex, just a little spanking here and there. I don’t want to put my dick in you, if that is what you were hoping for /winks/

[deputygilligan]

No- No no no nonono!! I don’t want any of that-! I have already been spanked once, I do NOT want it again under any circumstances! And I don’t know about your loose morals, but I would prefer to wait for anything until after marriage and I intend to keep it that way-! Besides, you even have a girl you’re interested, don’t you feel any remorse for even thinking of offering things like this??

[heavyhammer-happyheart]

Ah, Selphy~ Isn't she beautiful? She is a little naive like you, Gill, but much more open to new things~ You should take note.

And I don't have loose morals, Gilligan. I just know how to enjoy life to it's fullest. Awfully judgmental for something you've never tried before.

[heavyhammer-happyheart]

I’m not sayin’ these lessons would happen outside of the church or anything, they can be private. Besides, I thought you liked to learn to new things? Get out of the office every once and a while and enjoy the town.

[deputygilligan]

But why? Why would you even offer something like that?? Sexual activity, which I’m 99% sure you’re talking about, is supposed to be between a married couple- Oh my goddess- You don’t just offer that to people all willy nilly-!

[heavyhammer-happyheart]

You can have sex before you're married! /chuckles/ There isn't a like a roadblock stopping you from doing it. It's pretty fun to, more fun than drinking! Besides, I wasn't offering you sex, just a little spanking here and there. I don't want to put my dick in you, if that is what you were hoping for /winks/

[heavyhammer-happyheart]

Oh come on, Gill! You told me earlier to get more cultured, don’t you think you should take your own advice? So, I am here to show you the culture!

[deputygilligan]

No- There is no way in the seven circles of HELL I would take any lessons on that from anyone-! It’s not culture, it’s private life. It should stay private! *face is beet red* *or tomato red i guess* *ahahah what a joke*

[heavyhammer-happyheart]

I'm not sayin' these lessons would happen outside of the church or anything, they can be private. Besides, I thought you liked to learn to new things? Get out of the office every once and a while and enjoy the town.

[aromathera-witch-blog]

Huh! Oh, m-my name in Melody. And he seems perfectly fine to me. Is something wrong with him?

[deputygilligan]

*pushes his hand away* Owen, there’s nothing wrong with me, quit insinuating weird things.

[heavyhammer-happyheart]

Hi Melody, the name's Owen. I work down in the mines in Castanet. Nah, there isn't anything /that/ wrong with him. He just needs to loosen up a bit! Isn't that right, Gill?

[heavyhammer-happyheart]

Oh Gill, poor naive Gill. One day, a lovely person will come along and make a honest man out of you. But for now, if you have any questions, just come ask ol’ Owen. I’ll guide you. Maybe even teach by example.

[deputygilligan]

nO I REFUSE TO TALK ABOUT SUCH THINGS NO-

NO

NO

NO

NO WHY

WHY ARE YOU

NO

*covers ears*

[heavyhammer-happyheart]

Oh come on, Gill! You told me earlier to get more cultured, don't you think you should take your own advice? So, I am here to show you the culture!

[heavyhammer-happyheart]

/mock hurt/ Oh Gill, I’m offended. How could you think so low of me? This girl, she sounds like a lot of fun. I think we could teach you something~

[deputygilligan]

I don’t need teaching about anything. I’d prefer to bathe alone.

[aromathera-witch-blog]

W-what?! Teach what? What is there to teach?

[heavyhammer-happyheart]

/laughs/ Nothing, never mind. You're cute, what is your name, bath lady? You need to watch out for Gill here though, he isn't as sweet as he lets on. /ruffles Gill's hair/

[heavyhammer-happyheart]

Come on, Gill. I hear that I am a pretty good teacher if you’d give me the chance.

[deputygilligan]

*voice cracks* Teacher of what—

[heavyhammer-happyheart]

Oh Gill, poor naive Gill. One day, a lovely person will come along and make a honest man out of you. But for now, if you have any questions, just come ask ol' Owen. I'll guide you. Maybe even teach by example.

[deputygilligan]

That sounds criminal.

*crosses arms* And there’s no way I’d bathe with you. I’d probably get dirtier than when I went in.

[aromathera-witch-blog]

/whispers/ If you’re that concerned, I’m sure I could arrange for you to come in after we’ve closed.

[heavyhammer-happyheart]

/mock hurt/ Oh Gill, I'm offended. How could you think so low of me? This girl, she sounds like a lot of fun. I think we could teach you something~

[heavyhammer-happyheart]

/chuckles/ Oh Gill, you’ll understand the pleasure when you’re older. /pats the top of his head/ Or I could give you a lesson right now~

[deputygilligan]

What— No, I don’t want to know, I don’t. I don’t want to know what you mean by lesson either- No, no-

[heavyhammer-happyheart]

Come on, Gill. I hear that I am a pretty good teacher if you'd give me the chance.

[aromathera-witch-blog]

You may want to be careful to never visit my bath with him then… Or anyone who knows of what happened here.

[deputygilligan]

Um.. what? Are you insinuating that I would bathe with him?

[heavyhammer-happyheart]

Don't deny it, you want to see me naked. I don't blame you, Gill. She can join in, too, if she wants. We'll have a day out of it.

[heavyhammer-happyheart]

What? That pretty farmer girl in town? She sounds funny! I’ll have to go thank her for doing that. And you didn’t enjoy it?

[deputygilligan]

What- No, you will do nothing of the sort! You are not going to bring that up with her. And no! Who in their right mind would enjoy that?

[heavyhammer-happyheart]

/chuckles/ Oh Gill, you'll understand the pleasure when you're older. /pats the top of his head/ Or I could give you a lesson right now~

[heavyhammer-happyheart]

Wait, do you hear about spanking often? Is there something weird going on at your house, Gill? Or is that like a closet fetish of yours?

[deputygilligan]

No, Molly spanked me earlier for no apparent reason, and I was disturbed.

[heavyhammer-happyheart]

What? That pretty farmer girl in town? She sounds funny! I'll have to go thank her for doing that. And you didn't enjoy it?

[deputygilligan]

What-.. No, don’t do that. I’m younger than you for Goddess’ sake. I wasn’t lecturing you, I was simply trying to defend my position.

And I don’t want to hear anything else about spanking.

[heavyhammer-happyheart]

Wait, do you hear about spanking often? Is there something weird going on at your house, Gill? Or is that like a closet fetish of yours?

[heavyhammer-happyheart]

I meant in the quality of my work. Even if Luke and I go out and get drunk, that doesn’t change the fact that I am good at my job. It just means that I know how to relax, which is something I bet you couldn’t do, even if you tried.

[deputygilligan]

Do I need to remind you I took a vacation a while back? I went to the beach over in Forget-Me-Not, and read a novel I’ve always been meaning to read. So just because it doesn’t seem like it doesn’t mean I don’t know how to relax. I wasn’t joking when I said that being mayor is different than being a blacksmith. Whether or not I have a job, or a future, is determined directly by these citizens *widely motions with his arm* whether or not they’d like me to represent the town. In order to represent the town, I have to keep up a good public image. I can’t fool around and act like there’s no cares in the world because that’s just not how it is. I already work hard for this town, I don’t intend for it to be for nothing.

[heavyhammer-happyheart]

Take a breath there Gilly. You might pass out. I haven't had a lecture like that since my parents were still alive. You want me to call you daddy or something? But I'll only do that if you promise to give me a spanking~

[heavyhammer-happyheart]

I do have a reputation, Gill. You know, my blacksmith shop that you assaulted a while back? And what kind of reputation do you think you have? 

[deputygilligan]

The reputation of a blacksmith shop, I don’t know. *throws up his hands* That doesn’t stop you and Luke from going out and getting drunk. It’s not the same as being in charge of the entire town. If I don’t keep up a proper reputation, there’s no way I’d be able to become mayor.

[heavyhammer-happyheart]

I meant in the quality of my work. Even if Luke and I go out and get drunk, that doesn't change the fact that I am good at my job. It just means that I know how to relax, which is something I bet you couldn't do, even if you tried.

[deputygilligan]

Nothing. I’m just.. kind of embarrassed okay?

[heavyhammer-happyheart]

Oh, well, there is nothing to be embarrassed about. I don’t understand a lot of things, but I just get over it.

[deputygilligan]

Easier said then done. I don’t see you having to keep up a reputation.

[heavyhammer-happyheart]

I do have a reputation, Gill. You know, my blacksmith shop that you assaulted a while back? And what kind of reputation do you think you have?