Midnight Toker

Rising Taurus ♉ Virgo Sun ♍ Aquarius Moon ♒ 21 Rachel Louisiana Smoke Weed Erryday Search #me for my face and such

[bunney]

im gonna get plastic surgery to look like a porcelain doll

[nickfuckface]

why? arent toilets already made out of porcelain?

[bunney]

shut the hell your mouth

[monimoxi]

I love my pipe, yes that’s a turtle at the end.

[hecka-rad-yo]

Happy Four Twenty Guys!

[crystalheartporcelainskin-deact]

Throw back to 420

[weedbudgirls]

[hecka-rad-yo]

PSA go follow Crsytalheartporcelainskin. I have been locked out of my account here and will be posting from the other one starting a week ago. I love you guys!

[ameriphobia-deactivated20180529]

i would literally rather have darth vader be our next president than donald trump. if darth vader ran in the 2016 elections, and it came down to him and donald trump, i would vote for darth vader without even thinking

[slashmarks]

this post is interesting because it implies a future in which darth vader won the democratic primary

[polis-and-recreation]

No but this could totally be a thing.  

Like he’d look at gay marriage and be like “I too have known what it’s like to not be able to get married simply because of who you are.”  Marriage for everybody.

He’s pro gun-control.  Light sabers are much more elegant weapons, anyway.

He’d probably be for raising the minimum wage.  He grew up a slave, living in the worse kind of poverty.  He knows how important it is for single mothers to be able to support their children.

Darth Vader: a Force We Can Count On.

[theelvenkingsunderthesky]

can this be real? 

[cowboysandhotsauce]

Darth Vader was a better human being than Donald Trump and that is truly amazing

[1980sspaceman-deactivated201511]

he murdered children with a laser sword

[jennytrout]

We don’t have any real proof that Trump hasn’t murdered children with a laser sword. He needs to provide documentation on that. Some kind of certificate. Until then, I won’t believe him. America deserves the truth.

[theblackpirouette-blog]

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[vxpo]

Fotografos de Paisaje by C.Amanda T.S. | Vanity-Exposition

[micdotcom]

Watch: In another clip, Sanders explains the real reason he got into politics.

[hectorvaz800]

This Is SO Important!

[pootflute]

Get over it people. Trump is a serious contender.

[vvendys]

dont be embarrassed about something u enjoy ok 

[jaccckk]

Sext: babe I just got abducted by aliens do you want me to tell them to stop by your place so they can get you too

[mzcain27]

“You fight like a girl.”

I’m sorry

I didn’t

realise

that 

was 

a

bad

thing

[wallflowersperk]

Reblogging because I’m sure the comic readers out there could add some more.

[gayharoldfinch]

[rytfujgkuhhgmjgh]

yeah

so sorry

i can’t hear you

over the sound

of me crushing my enemies

[bonequeer]

This list

was looking

a little

white

so here you go

[blackfemmejeanvaljean]

[believeitornah]

watch tha

bodies hit

tha floor

[valhkyrie-archive-blog]

this is the best post on tumblr, hands down

[dazhadamnit]

YASSSSSS!!!!

[love-wins-forever]

hell

[blazepress]

Fearless Cat Keeps Returning to the London Supermarket He’s Banned From

[warlockglock72]

Fight the system

[ayameyume]

People who bind:

For those of you who don’t already know, there is a petition going around to actually stock binders in stores (like Walmart/Kmart/Target etc.)!!!

[whiteassenby]

ALSO, people who don’t bind. Please, can I have your attention?

Here is your chance to exercise your allyship. Sign this petition. It can be very, very difficult for people who bind to get access to effective binders. They often resort to harmful things (like tape) that can break their ribs or suffocate them. 

Please, sign the petition. You will be saving someone from immeasurable pain.

[blurrybunnyboy-deactivated20170]

ONLY 560 TO GO

[glrlband]

guys be like “makeup is why you take a bitch swimming on the first date!!!” but sweetie I got that urban decay setting spray ayeeee

[sarahasnoh]

Hourglass mineral veil primer makes any makeup you put on top of it waterproof 💁

[jeankd]

WHAT!?!?!? No one told me these things. I been sweating and reapplying make-up in the summers and you folks knew this shit the whole time… THE WHOLE GOTDAMN TIME!?!?

[loveandddrevenge]

So does benefit and stila. And putting translucent powder over your lipstick makes it waterproof and matte. You really shouldn’t need to do much touching up on anything ever.

[pinkgliitter]

reblog to help lives

[lavalamps]

A friend sent me these photos of a home he’s doing some work in… literal home goals.

[emotiona1shorty]

wow this is a dream come true

[listen2futurefunk-deactivated20]