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what up, i'm calliope, i'm 24... and i.. barely know how to read...

[rylandsgrace]

#Despite everything, they didn’t kill him

[ayeforscotland]

I’ve been in absolute tears cry laughing at this for the past 15 minutes.

[jackharkness]

DAREDEVIL 2.09 “Seven Minutes in Heaven”

[captaincyndimi]

I have more prompts to draw but I had a sudden urge to scribble the Clan of Three as fast as humanly possible

[dynatoxinc]

I’ve only had him for three hours but if anything happens to him, I will murder everyone in this room.

[tylrgalpins]

EDDIE MUNSON — in Stranger Things 4 | “Chapter Six: The Dive”

[saltwaffle]

full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009

[jetru]

remember when writers had to be all like: “omg omg lemon starts HERE” y’all are lucky that ao3 has tags and filters you can set

[domicileensnared]

Sometimes shit was marked “lemon” and it’d just be them making out, and sometimes they’d just start pissing on each other

No rules, no laws, you took your life into your hands opening fics

[frostyemma]

A/N: this contains SLASH, that means TWO MEN, if that makes you uncomfy, DON’T READ!

A/N: please don’t sue me, o anime overlords, I’m not making any money off of this! I’m just a broke student! I don’t have any money!

A/N: I totally wrote this while high off 10 Red Bulls wheeeeeee!!!!!

A/N: COMMENT if you want me to continue the next chappy!!!

[raimagnolia]

No, no, no

remember when there’d be interactions with the author and the characters?

InuYasha: I don’t get why I have to be here for this

A/N: Because it was in your contract!!1!1 *revs chainsaw*

[janekfan]

god those were lawless times. 

[the-apocryphal-one]

[cryptidcrone]

…I’m fucking SWEATING

this is literally giving me flashbacks

[hoofpeet]

why are all pride flags just stripes make that shit like Wales

[hoofpeet]

slap a fuckin dragon on there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[twistedhellknight52]

how much do you charge for lean

Just make your own …

[neuteredcuck11]

I want to find a genie lamp and before he can finish explaining the rules of wishes I ask for internal bleeding

[aflo]

this was such an era of posting

[valtsv]

"Pissed off i didnt recieve any packages..." King, check your mailbox 📪

oh fuck yeah a package! wait what's that weird ticking noi-

[firefox-official]

playing spot the newcomer is easy because they’re the mfs who censor everything

[firefox-official]

“unalive” “k!ll” you can be free here. loosen up

[firefox-official]

i dont know how to break this to you but saying the word kill will not influence that

[the-last-teabender]

I've got another wild surprise for you about how Tumblr works.

[clownschoolgraduate]

dustin: starts hanging out with eddie, an older male figure in his life

steve:

[3racha-agustd]

[hydrossity-zone]

“You’re suggesting an alliance?” “On Earth, we simply grip each other’s hands tightly.”

SONIC THE HEDGEHOG 2 (2022) dir. Jeff Fowler

And in case you need a textless version of Robotnik flossing for whatever reason:

[hydrossity-zone]

“You’re suggesting an alliance?” “On Earth, we simply grip each other’s hands tightly.”

SONIC THE HEDGEHOG 2 (2022) dir. Jeff Fowler

And in case you need a textless version of Robotnik flossing for whatever reason:

[the-music-maniac]

Says "stupid fucking pirate show" the same way Izzy Hands says "stupid fucking Stede Bonnet"

[blackbeardsleftboot]

I made this instead of studying for my final I had yesterday. But it’s ok I still passed it and the class🤙