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@heckingheckers
English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.
you need to stop
These brutal kid tweets will have you laughing until you cry (x)
i learned that Dalmatians are the official firehouse dog because, in the 1700’s, they would run alongside horse-drawn carriages keeping pace, even at full sprint, and protect the horses from other dogs or animals that could spook them (x)
wow…a homeowner…so responsible
homeowner
this looks like the reception desk of my mind
I love unravelled
you missed the best part
Apparently Tyler Oakley still exists?! Didn't realize. It's been a hot minuit since 2012. Cool news tho!
did you think i’d be dead or something
i miss being able to enjoy books. i miss reading every day. i hate being depressed
when i was in 7th grade i once read 15 books in one month… id like to know why depression happened to me specifically
Her name is Ashlee Marie Preston ✊🏾 👑
John Mulaney, a man who is iconically known for loving his wife, after being told by Jerry Seinfeld that his wife only thinks shes good at something
Well done OP, you’ve managed to capture the moment John’s spirit left his body
Jerry’s lucky that John is too polite to throw hands
Okay but I just went and watched this for myself and it’s WORSE
He’s. So uncomfortable. It’s obvious. I cut out the part where John kind of muttered, “That is true, isn’t it” about how all men think they’re funny, but his face is just screwed up in this ‘oh god what have i done what have i signed up for this is not good and this will probably go into my next comedy special of awkwardness’
Just watched this omg bless john bc jerry just keeps trying to do some “take my wife” bullshit and john very politely goes no, no.
proud of John for restraining himself from murdering a man on camera
What’s so horrifying about this to me is that this is literally Jerry Seinfeld trying to teach John Mulaney how to gaslight his wife.
Look at that dialogue. “She thinks she knows.” He’s trying to get Mulaney to see his wife’s expertise as instead a weird misperception. He’s coaching him to undercut his wife’s confidence in the truth and her own abilities.
And Mulaney replies exactly the right way: “She does know.” He asserts not only that she’s perceiving the world accurately, but that she is an expert at something he’s not good at.
Dudes, don’t take this shit from other dudes. Mulaney isn’t by any means perfect but he aced this. Stand for the truth. Defend women’s objectivity. Promote women’s expertise.
Doesnt his wife also work with antiques too?like. Isnt that part of her actual job?
I reblog this every time because I don’t think people understand that Anna is literally an interior designer. She makes absolutely stunning Victorian Lampshades. Which she designs.. for the interior of a home… she’s literally an interior designer. She doesn’t think she’s good at it, she knows she’s good at it because it’s her fucking job
@heckingheckers
Are you goodlahoma Or badlahoma today?
@grandifloramagnolia I’m in an oklacoma
Gays don’t block in video games. We dodge roll or we die. Blocking is for straight people.
reblog if you’ve always believed that it was butter
you should have seen that sunrise with your own eyes
it brought me back to life