I Like Drag Race And Memes

im nate follow me for mediocre humor and gay.

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date a girl who says yes when u ask her out

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kidz bop cask of amontillado

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Stuff you could get away with saying on a kid’s show in the 90s, part II

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So that’s why I’m like this

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The Haunting Of Hill House (Dir. Mike Flanagan 2018)

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when i was in grade 5 some kid told me the song “wake me up when september ends” was about 9/11 and i believed him until like three years ago

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i cried so hard when we watched the lion king in first grade that my teacher called my parents and sent me home early

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in high school i was questioned by the principal over drug use because i accidentally left my notebook in the bathroom and a teacher opened it to a drawing of an anime character saying “all i want for christmas is weed” but really i was a repressed nerd and never smoked a weed in my life

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i made a joke about anal fissures in front of my extremely religious roommate and i thought she was gonna yell at me but instead she asked what an anal fissure was

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i thought hatsune miku was a real person 

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in grade 8 i got in trouble for saying vagina in science class so the teacher made me fill out this stupid discipline worksheet and one of the questions was “how do i feel about what i did” 

i answered “good”

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i thought making out meant having sex until someone told me i was a fucking idiot

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when i was younger i didnt know how itunes worked and instead of buying the smash mouth shrek song i accidentally bought an orchestral cover instead

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i lowkey shit myself in the middle of an exam and i dont wanna talk about it

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the sjws came into my house and poured themselves glasses of water but didn't refill the brita and now my throat is parched

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true performance art.

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true incels are literally indistinguishable from satire bc they really all do talk Like That but once again, just to confirm:

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yo why jon thick as hell

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We aint gonna talk about the stroke I just had reading this?