i have no idea what i'm doing

ADHD | bisexual disaster | embroidery artist, writer, poet | aspiring cryptid | they/he/she | icon made w/ummmmandy girl maker picrew

[thevaultoftheatomicspaceage]

[evilvillain123456789]

step one: replace entire personality with open, festering wound

step two: contort absolutely all stimuli in my environment to relate to the my wound in some manner, ideally one which justifies random acts of unbridled aggression and vengeance

step three: marry a girl with generational wealth

[manipulated-pieces]

Why is it easier and more comfortable to sit in a position that actively damages my joints than it is to just sit with okay posture. Why does my body crave its own destruction

[demilypyro]

kill them with kindness

but kill them!

[bob-belcher]

[cparti-mkiki]

fingers on my temples, in deep concentration, brain bulging: if i was a supermarket, where would i put the eggs?

[str-ngeloop]

everything you see on tumblr is biased towards the perspectives of the types of people who post a lot on tumblr. this is essential to remember

[animentality]

[rustybottlecap]

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

There is… a lot going on here.

[fahbee]

(source)

Bonus:

[natnormalatall]

roald dahl was antisemitic and misogynistic. george orwell was openly homophobic. edgar allan poe married his 13 year old cousin. dr seuss cheated on his wife (and was racist as well as antisemitic!). hp lovecraft was racist as fuck. anyways they’re fucking dead it’s not like you’re enabling their behaviors in the afterlife or something. then again I think they bleed into the books so uh keep an eye out for that

the difference between these old white guys and jk rowling is that the former group is all dead. jk rowling is alive and using your money to oppress trans people

[s1l4s-3nj0ys-t0m4t03s]

i love sex workers and contraception and abortion and open relationships and gay people and transgenders and weird identities

[jellogram]

I should be doing more to appreciate the lack of marvel movies in today's popular culture. I once yearned for marvel movies to have this level of irrelevance. They used to feel almost ozymandian, like an empire that had no beginning and no end. and now tony stark iron man is naught but two vast and trunkless legs of stone.

[teaboot]

Names that are normal for old people but weird when you're a baby:

Bartholomew

Dolores

Norman

Harold

Magnolia

Names that are normal for babies but weird when you're old:

Maddison

Tanner

Skylar

Mckenzie

Logan

Names that are normal for old people and normal for babies:

Elizabeth

Mary

Michael

Finnegan

Peter

Names that are weird when you're a baby and weird when you're old:

Radish

Kerosene

Australopithecus

Anthill

Hegemony

Names that are weird when you're normal:

Balthazar

Romulus

Clandestia

Persephone

Kremulon

Names that are normal when you're weird:

Al

[molive-0]

There are many benefits to being a marine biologist

[baddywronglegs]

By this point Loch Ness is probably the inland body of water we can be most sure doesn't have a monster in it.

[actualized-animal]

Did You Learn?

you can lie on the floor in your home and the Soft Baby who lives there will approach you. this will increase your chance of contact with Nose Wet by 75%

[covid-safer-hotties]

Ableist discrimination, pure and simple.

[covid-safer-hotties]

[covid-safer-hotties]

[lynati]

"they were asked to show their faces...and decided to leave instead of following our rules."

What is the difference between that and, "you can't stay here if you won't take off your mask" ?

They never described it as being kicked out, either. You added that term to try to help spin what happened, while admitting that you did exactly what they said you did.

For shame.

[spoonies-and-knives]

The alt didn't include a description of the photo attached to one of the tweets so here's an id:

[id/ A photo of a white person with a blond buzz cut wearing a marbled KN95 face mask, sitting in their car directly looking at the camera /end id]

The alt also doesn't include the owner's comment (in response to a review on Google Maps it looks like) so here's a transcription:

[transcription]

I'm sorry, but this is a lie. No one was kicked out of Art of Recycle for wearing a mask. Two people, yesterday, were asked to show their faces for the safety and comfort of our staff and patrons and they decided to leave instead of following our rules. We could never recommend Art of Recycle to immuno compromised people who can't leave their homes, because AoR is a very active community center filled with children, families and adults with intellectual disabilities. We aren't a cancer center, we provide free resources to non-profits and schools and field trip activities. It's a place where you go to get dirty. [laughing emoji]

[end transcription]