hi

[wunderbrot]

[baker-p-i]

[propanepimp]

[xbostons-deactivated20190804]

you cannot even try to tell me that king of the hill is not fucking hilarious

[worgens]

found half of the village huddled in a writhing mass, i walked into them and my inventory was instantly filled with bread

[worgens]

i will admit that this texture pack is an acquired taste.

[lychgate]

those are DEMONS

[permacultureandhomesteading]

[pissvortex]

never knew human anatomy was this fucked

[jakemorph]

cow bones by gary larson

[optimisticbananaharmony-deactiv]

so no head?

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[amorpha]

today👏is👏the👏ides of march❗️❗️❗️📆😜 Julius Caesar 💬might💬 have gotten💘the knife😩 but I'm ❌NOT❌🙅 going to stab🔪🔪YOU in the back👌🙏 because you're my 👬HOMIE! send this to 1⃣5⃣ Rulers 👑of Rome that you 🚫won't🚫 stab in the back 🔪🔪 ET TU BROTE?? 🙊

[youdonthavetogotocollege]

My lease says nothing about wild hogs

[youdonthavetogotocollege]

My landlords silence on wild hogs is deafening. Incidentally, so is the sound of swine thundering through a three storey apartment

[hyunjining]

i’m……..

[microtear-deactivated20181213]

Me

[the-pundertaker-deactivated2020]

[denisvileneuve]

Captain Holt + exclamations

[bandtshirt]

[squidbaron-deactivated20190912]

A warning

[rattlesnek]

If you ask about it they throw you out of the store

[pureslime-deactivated20191020]

you ask and they shoot you point blank

[pavlovpuppy]

space documentary: In about 5 billion years, our sun will enter its red giant phase, destroying Mercury, Venus, and possibly Earth as well.

me, knowing full well that there’s no way I will be alive by then:

[amultitudeofsins]

When my son turned 10 he started talking about wanting to learn to code

I hope tumblr also decides this now that it has turned 10

[fieryartemispublications]

911 I’d like to report a murder

[nintendodirectaction]

[nintendodirectaction]

[unclefather]

why is this possibly the funniest thing i’ve ever read

[doomgazeprincess]