[novis-canis-deactivated20200504]

Once again its 3am and this washing machine wizard haunts me

[novis-canis-deactivated20200504]

[Audio ID]

*washing machine beating noises come from behind the door at a steady rhythm*

*door creaks slightly as its opened*

Cowboy Wizard, in a sing songy country tune: "wellllllll you get down to fiddle and you get down to bowl, ya kick off yer shoes and ya throw em on the floor. Ya dancin' in the kitchen till the mornin' lightttt~ till the lousi-"

(audio cuts out before he can finish the word lousiana)

[cptn-catastrophic]

[tealesbian]

taking off my bra, puting on a big t-shirt, and crawling into bed at the end of the day is very sexy of me if I do say so myself 

[andhetakesandhetakesandhetakes]

me but at 2 in the afternoon after like running one errand

[tealesbian]

ok same

[porterr-robinson]

[sandersstudies]

This is so

Unnecessary

[myrrhguy-deactivated20250626]

how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour

[imthehomoyourmomwarnedyouabout]

The childlike laughter that I just made 😂

[aggressionbread]

Just heard someone on the radio say “if you’re having trouble sleeping, just join the military, they teach you how to sleep anywhere” and it really has similar vibes to that post that’s like “just get pregnant and you’ll see who your real friends are”

[sovietshopaholic]

“If you’re curious about an afterlife, die”

[thunder]

[cutedatesuggestions]

cute date idea: we go to a botanical garden. you point out a flower and i immediately eat it

[thoughtsfromawallflower]

[hotboyproblems]

my favourite game to play is staying in my room all day waiting to see how long it takes for my mum to say are you ever going to leave that room

[memewhore]

[anamorphosis-and-isolate]

[softcore-revolutionary]

[loversdreamersandyou]

[astound]

your daily affirmation | credit

[unclefather]

“Your uber is here” 

[stuff-from-web]

[tackled]