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everythingfox

“Scared cat gets saved by two French guys”

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faded-coat-of-blue

This is so adorable:

1) those two guys don’t know each other at all, they both stopped independently when they saw the kitten

2) they both come to the conclusion that it was abandoned, and seem really distraught and concerned as to how it ended up there

3) the biker says he’d take the kitten home himself, but he’s allergic, so the pink and grey shirt guy agrees to look after it instead

faded-coat-of-blue

OK, since people are asking, here’s an extremely rough translation:

Moto: No! There’s a little kitten in the road! You’re kidding!

Pinkgrey: *something unintelligible*

M: Yeah, yeah!

P (in English, to an oncoming driver): Stop!

M (to the kitten): No! Come here, you. *kissing noises* C’mon. Little one, what are you doing here? No, little one.

P: *unintelligible*

M: I don’t know. I’d take him, but unfortunately I’m allergic. But, y’know, can’t leave him here. ??? little one, c’mon. Lost, someone abandoned him. How did he end up here?

P: Give him to me.

M: Are you gonna take him? Oh, thank you so much. ???, fortunately.

P: *unintelligible*

M: But it’s so weird that he was here, in the middle of the road. Oh, he’s so cute.

*cut*

M: Alright, thank you very much. No, of course - have a nice day, goodbye!

everythingfox

Thank you 🙏🏼

a-random-fandom-friend

I feel like it’s important that yall know he doesn’t just say “little one”, he says “p’tit loulou” which can translate to “lil darling” or “lil sweety” which is litteraly the cutest thing ever

pon-ee

C R I M E S

colehersch

do u watch Podcast But Outside

certifiedboob

nat 20 on deception

brilliantlyhorrid

I’m not about to kinkshame a whole aquarium but

wizzard890

carry me into the sunset, my cephalopod prince

theshmaylor

friends, you don’t understand. This ad campaign was goddamn HUGE. They bought out the entirety of multiple train stations in Boston with these. There are so many more, and they’re all this same beautiful combination of questionable/amazing.

poppetawoppet

@lynne-monstr

lynne-monstr

This is the best thing in my life

shitposting-puppet

Great, now we gotta kinkshame the cephlapods

ruffboi-mags

1) the cephalopods have done nothing, these adverts were made by humans, do not blame these innocent creatures for the things that make you uncomfortable.

2) Jellies are not cephalopods they’re medusozoas

3) …ngl i really really love cephalopods i think they’re fascinating and octopodes especially are SUPER THRILLING to me because they’re so fucking smart, and I would feel, frankly, honored to be embraced by an octopus.

…It’s just occurred to me that I am possibly part of the target demographic for this ad campaign.

yesterdaysprint

The Owl in The Attic and Other Perplexities, James Thurber, 1931

marrowmoiselle

Jack gets pegged by Sally and Oogie Boogie walks in on it

snaily-deactivated

at work today i found out im a bard :/

penny-anna

The Cats movie and the ‘live action’ Lion King exist at opposite ends of a spectrum but idk what said spectrum is

i love ponyo because shes 5 and shes just bastard about it

historium

1938 Trades Union Congress (TUC) poster encouraging workers to join unions

cephalotodd-deactivated20190310

big bang theory is awful for obvious reasons but honestly shout out to them for inventing “bazinga” so i have a word i can drop into any conversation for a one-hit kill