professional lesbian and slop writer

carpetchewer on A03!! 22, she/her. proship dni. mostly gravity falls and deltarune, a lil tadc perhaps

[heideez]

both back in their small hometown suburb ten years after a PR disaster of epic proportions, spamton g. spamton (an ex-advertisement mogul) and ant tenna (a washed-up 'retired' late-night host) are on twin missions to ruin what remains of both of their lives. hopefully, the universe bringing them back together will help each of them accomplish this more efficiently--or will two broken halves somehow manage to form a healed whole? a spamtenna human au. all titles from will wood songs/lyrics. check chapter descriptions for specific tws.

YAYYYY more humanslop!!

[clownsvscowgirls]

wrote a fansong based on @heideez human spamtenna fic “cicada days” !

their new chapter was so awesome and i couldn’t stop thinking about it at work so i wrote this on my lunch break yayyy

lyrics:

haven’t seen you in a minute

don’t know why i did it

can’t leave when i never thought i’d see you again

i knew i had to step in

hate to see you stressing

you look just as pretty as the day that you left

open the door, walk in the place

straighten my tie, smile on my face

i hate to face the truth

this washed up has-been is still in love with you

[heideez]

THIS IS SO COOL?????!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK!?

[clownsvscowgirls]

wrote a fansong based on @heideez human spamtenna fic “cicada days” !

their new chapter was so awesome and i couldn’t stop thinking about it at work so i wrote this on my lunch break yayyy

lyrics:

haven’t seen you in a minute

don’t know why i did it

can’t leave when i never thought i’d see you again

i knew i had to step in

hate to see you stressing

you look just as pretty as the day that you left

open the door, walk in the place

straighten my tie, smile on my face

i hate to face the truth

this washed up has-been is still in love with you

[heideez]

both back in their small hometown suburb ten years after a PR disaster of epic proportions, spamton g. spamton (an ex-advertisement mogul) and ant tenna (a washed-up 'retired' late-night host) are on twin missions to ruin what remains of both of their lives. hopefully, the universe bringing them back together will help each of them accomplish this more efficiently--or will two broken halves somehow manage to form a healed whole? a spamtenna human au. all titles from will wood songs/lyrics. check chapter descriptions for specific tws.

YAYYYY more humanslop!!

[heideez]

read my ficccccc i’m rlly proud of it ok bye

[heideez]

both back in their small hometown suburb ten years after a PR disaster of epic proportions, spamton g. spamton (an ex-advertisement mogul) and ant tenna (a washed-up 'retired' late-night host) are on twin missions to ruin what remains of both of their lives. hopefully, the universe bringing them back together will help each of them accomplish this more efficiently--or will two broken halves somehow manage to form a healed whole? a spamtenna human au. all titles from will wood songs/lyrics. check chapter descriptions for specific tws.

YAYYYY more humanslop!!

[aubobbies]

Freaky deaky two

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round

Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)

Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Remaining time: 1 day 13 hours

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Guys it’s only been 3-4 hours wtf

[scenerwiththegreenery]

tumblr being real normal about this one

[justadragonflower]

update

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

I’m scared guys

[lostinthewrongfandom]

Let's make it worse!

[wellcome-to-chaos]

As of me looking at it rn

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

[heideez]

VOTE FOR TENNAAAA

[enbydummy]

yeah so chapter 5 was great. huh? the flowers? who's that ive been in the mike room for the last five days

[heideez]

caine brainrot

[restructuringbeforerenaissance]

oh boy, old men talking

this is for my au lol jaja

[gorryb]

Grieving for you

[cheezydraws]

worst wingmans

[heideez]

saw this tweet earlier that made me laugh bc it’s genuinely their dynamic in the smithsverse

[rubberbugz]

del-ta-roooooon

[deltadescent]

had awful cramps this morning so someone had to get cursed with them

[yurikaur]

abstradegy doodles from yesterday

[zianbytes]

"Is this really what I deserve?"