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STEREK WEEK 2016: Day 4 - Magic!Stiles/Were!Stiles
After Stiles gets turned into a werewolf he struggles with control. The only thing that helps is physical contact with Derek.
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midnightisquiet:
STEREK WEEK 2016: Day 4 - Magic!Stiles/Were!Stiles
After Stiles gets turned into a werewolf he struggles with control. The only thing that helps is physical contact with Derek.
okay but human!dragon AUs
neverlandwolf:
okay so basically AUs where the character is either half-dragon or a dragon able to turn human tbh bcs that’s one of my fave AUs, fight me.
- Imagine them having scales in their specific color running down their spine and people think “wow that’s an amazing tattoo it’s even shiny how did you do that.” - You think you are annoyed by hiccups? Ever tried to explain why you smoke out of your mouth when you have them? Or why there is this tiny flame coming out? And don’t get me started with my troubles while sneezing I need to constantly buy new furniture when I have a cold. - Dragons in human form still produce fire so they need to breathe it out at least once per day and this is a bother when you have a full-time job and a relationship to manage because THAT is hard to explain. - Or it’s the opposite and the human body is not capable of dealing with that fire so please dear human, try to stop getting into troubles with supernatural stuff it really hurts me to breathe fire to protect you. - It’s sweet that once I told you I’ve never seen real snow you booked a flight for us to some snowy place but I can’t go… mostly because I never trained that and whenever it’s getting cold my body temperature rises to its limit before suddenly I get really cold and that sucks so can we just fly somewhere hot? - Actually the dragon either has huge problems with the cold or taught themselves to control their inner fire so they are always super warm and while their human s/o runs around with who knows how many hoodies, the dragon one runs around in shorts. - I know I keep talking about how pretty lizards and other reptiles are but what gave you the impression I want a damn crocodile/whatever bag or shoes and OMG THOSE SCALES LOOK LIKE MY UNCLES - You kissed me the first time or found out something embarrassing about me so I am blushing and yes that’s smoke coming out of my nose and ears, that’s fine - I didn’t know you liked spicy food and so I ate your dinner and let’s just assume I have a rare allergy to whatever is spicy and yeah again.. that smoke is normal I promise. - You know I am (partly) a dragon and accept me so we are in a relationship and have tons of fun using my powers because breakfast was never finished that fast and who needs an oven or cooker if you have actual dragon fire.
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One. Two. Three. God, could time drag on any slower? Needless to Derek was utterly bored, and he was wondering what was taking Stiles so damn long. They usually did this together, but this time they had decided to part ways for a little. Of course Derek didn’t like this. Ever since they had discovered that the two of them were linked by touch, he never wanted Stiles too far away from him. It wasn’t just about using his magic, either. It was about the bond they now had. When Stiles started killing people, Derek was the only person that didn’t try to stop him. Instead, the wolf chose to join him. They had been at this for almost a year now, and he loved it. Except for times like this, when he was literally just sitting around waiting for the teen to return. “Jesus Stiles, if you’re doing this just to annoy me? I’m going to punch you in the throat.”
stiles is sure to make enough noise for derek to hear him as he approaches from behind. ever since he’d been able to hear just how much noise he made from a werewolf’s perspective, he’d put some effort in quieting his steps and monitoring his breathing and his heart. he reaches out to touch derek’s hand, if only to feel that hum of connection between them. in his other hand, he’s holding a bloodied rag and he pulls away briefly only to wipe the blood off his hand. “relax, derek, i’m here. this guy just took a little bit longer to die than i planned. and cleanup was a bitch. how’d things go on your end?” at first, it isn’t about the killing for stiles, but rather the making everybody else safe. after all, he’s able to lend a hand so why shouldn’t he? he’d spent enough time being the weak link in the group and it was time he stepped up his game and protected the group instead. though, he isn’t quite sure the group still considers him one of them. scott isn’t a huge fan of the whole killing people thing.
“I don’t want you to die.”
“i’m not dying, lyds. i’m not going anywhere soon. i promise.”
aggiestilinski:
“Thanks man, but you know what, I don’t want to talk about that right now… it’s a bit weird.’
“Oh yeah. Of course, man. I totally get that. We don’t have to talk about it.”
aggiestilinski:
“Hell yeah!” Aggie grinned. “I mean, it was weird but hey, I did it.”
“And listen -- buddy. I support you. Whatever you identify as. Gay, Bi, Straight, Stressed, whatever feels the most like you.”
➜
➜ play with mine’s hair
it isn’t often that stiles foregoes gel in favor of just letting his hair hang down into his eyes. he relishes in the softness of it and apparently so does lydia. once upon a time, stiles had been far more concerned with his hair and he hated having a stranger put their grubby hands anywhere near it, but lydia isn’t a stranger and it feels nice enough that he dozes off briefly with his head in her lap.
"I already ordered pizza for tonight."
“i love pizza night. it’s like a nice reminder that i’m an adult and i can have pizza whenever i damn well please. but for the love of god lydia, please tell me you didn’t order olives.”
“She asked me if I was gay or straight. I told her I was ‘stressed’.”
“Which is the only correct answer to that question. Up top!”
more out of context sentence starters.
of course feel free to change pronouns as necessary. and yes, these are actual things i have heard / said
“Your 2 year old kid is tanner than me”
“YEAH!! FUCK THE CORPORATION!! STICK IT TO THE MAN!! DONT LET YOURSELF BE TETHERED BY THE CHAINS OF CAPITALISM ANY MORE!!"
"Are you rapping in French?!”
“Don’t tell dad I just did that.”
*gives you puppy eyes while holding a mango*
“I hat him so much. LOOK, that’s how much I hate that character, I can’t even type right.”
“ACCEPT MY AFFECTION YOU ASSHOLE”
“I liked making jokes about being a corporate sell out.”
“Generally people say ‘bless you’ when I sneeze but, sure, 'ew’ works too”
“You think this is a game, mom?”
“Wow, you have surprisingly good hand writing”
“It’s bad man… I have a pair of socks that remind me of him.”
“I’m getting a headache and that’s not good”
“If I hear the name Kardashian one more time I’m going to flip my shit”
“Is the tea okay??”
“Get in the bush”
“[name], do NOT dance”
(Sadly) “he’s a waffle”
“I will never die. I AM DEATH”
“[name]’s in a permanent mid-life crisis”
“Oh god, it depresses me when people eat pizza with a fork and knife.”
“I just quacked at them loudly"
“No, you should take the last one”
"Fuck you and your goldfish"
"To tall people we short ones still look human so we are probably creepy fetuses crawling amongst them while they scream '’ANOTHER ESCAPED THE WOMB’ "
Spongebob Sentence Meme
"Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets."
"Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
"Horseradish is not an instrument either."
"Can I be excused for the rest of my life?"
"The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma."
"SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT!"
"Not insertive-!"
"BeepBeep."
"That hat makes you look like a girl."
"Am I a pretty girl?"
"I wait for you to come back."
"I may be stupid, but I'm also dumb."
"Just get outta here you stupid, dumb animal!"
"Just the three of us. You, me, and this brick wall you built between us."
"Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are."
"EEEEVIIIIIL!"
"Did you try setting it to Wumbo?"
"Not when I set it to MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE."
“Well, it’s no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets, secretly.”
"I'm ugly and I'm proud."
"LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEE!"
"It's not just a boulder: it's a rock!"
"I can't see my forehead."
"I'm already hearing voices!"
"I... am a man!"
"Any particular reason you took your pants off?"
"Goodbye, everyone. See you all in therapy."
"You can't fool me: I listen to public radio."
"I went to college!"
"Can I have everyone's attention? I need to use the bathroom."
"Fine, I guess you're gonna miss... the panty raid."
"A five letter word for happiness: money."
"How long? How long have I been ugly?"
"As long as I can remember. You poor ugly thing, you."
"If I were to die right now in some sort of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend, well, that would just be okay."
"Don't run for the bus. Especially one that's going up at a 90-degree angle."
"I don't know why, but I think I'll kick _____'s butt tomorrow."
"MY LEG!"
Toxic Relationship/Friendship Meme
“Those bruises look like finger-marks– has somebody hit you?”
“You’re so quiet, recently. That’s not like you.”
“I’m sorry, did I just scare you? You flinched…”
“You no longer wear the things you used to. You used to love your colourful things…is someone stopping you from wearing them?”
“If they ignored you for days because you said something they didn’t like…that’s not okay.”
“I don’t think they’re a safe person to be around, NAME. If they’re belittling you like this, I’m worried that it’s going to get worse…”
“What they’re doing to you, NAME, that isn’t love. You don’t hurt the ones you love.”
“If they’re being controlling, you’ve got to get out now!”
“Just because they’ve said that they’re sorry, doesn’t mean that they won’t do it again.”
“Withdrawing affection like they do isn’t healthy. I’m worried that they’ll do something else if you stay.”
“You need a ride out of here? You can stay with me. You’ll be safe from them there.”
“They’re controlling you, NAME. You don’t deserve this.”
“This isn’t love, it’s violence. Please, you can’t go back there!”
“You deserve better.”
“Do you want to tell me what’s wrong? You’re looking so drawn and tired recently, and you’ve got all of these bruises…”
“They said you should avoid your friends? That’s not safe. I think they’re trying to isolate you.”
“They tried to strangle you? I’m not letting you go back there!”
“This isn’t your fault, NAME.”
“You’re a wonderful person, and you deserve so much better than this!”
“I know they’ve dragged you down to your lowest ebb, but there’s a way back up, I promise you.”
“No matter what you choose, I will support you.”
“I will protect you from them, I promise.”
“I know it doesn’t seem like it after what they’ve done to you, but you will recover from this.”
“I’m not going to hurt you, NAME. It’s all right now, it’s all right.”
“They can never hurt you again.”
RP starters: Miscellaneous angst
content warning: suicidal thoughts.
“I shouldn’t have left you.”
“I’m here for you.”
“I’ll kill that son of a bitch who did this to you.”
“Please let me help you.”
“Oh my god, are you okay?”
“Don’t you dare to leave me, not now.”
“You didn’t deserve any of this.”
“Please tell me this is a nightmare.”
“Shh, it’s okay.. you’re safe now.”
“Why are you crying?”
“I can’t believe I did this to you.”
“I won’t let anyone hurt you again.”
“I don’t want you to die.”
“Talk to me.”
“I fucked up, alright? I’m sorry.”
“Where were you? I was so worried!”
“Stop saying you’re fine when you’re obviously not.”
“Seeing you like this hurts me.”
“I don’t want to live anymore.”
“Can you please just.. go away?”
“I’m worthless.”
“I’m sorry, please don’t be mad at me.”
“I’m going to die.”
“It’s nothing, I swear.”
“I don’t want to talk about it so just drop it.”
“Please don’t leave me alone.”
“Nobody would care if I’d just.. disappear.”
◆ —— LILO & STITCH QUOTES STARTER PROMPTS.
’ Why are you all wet? ‘
’ Aloha! ’
’ You’re vile. You’re foul. You’re flawed. '
’ Ohana means family. Family means no one gets left behind or forgotten. ’
’ If you want to leave, you can. I’ll remember you, though. ’
’ I remember everyone that leaves. ’
’ You! You’re the cause of all this. ’
’ This is my family. I found it all on my own. Is little, and broken, but still good. Ya. Still good. ’
’ Oh, good! My dog found the chainsaw. ’
’ No more caffeine for you. ’
’ Did you lose your job because of me? '
’ The managers a vampire. He wanted me to join his legion of the undead. ’
’ Trust me, this isn’t gonna end well. ’
’ I’m sorry I bit you. And pulled your hair. And punched you in the face. ’
’ GIve us a sign you understand any of this. ’
’ Show us that there is something inside you that is good. ’
’ I didn’t teach him that. ’
’ Come on, what’s the big deal? ’
’ Leave my mother out of this. ’
’ You are such a pain. ’
’ Then why don’t you sell me and buy me a rabbit instead? ’
’ I hate it when you use Ohana against me. ’
’ I’m lost. ’
’ Don’t interact with her. ’
’ Oh, we can’t do that. Uh-uh. That would be a misuse of resources. ’
’ Why do you act so weird? ’
’ You look familiar. ’
’ We’re a broken family, aren’t we? ’
’ I shouldn’t have yelled at you. ’
’ You are built to destroy. You can never belong. ’
’ We need something that can defend itself. Something that won’t die. ’
’ I hear you cry at night. ’
’ Do you dream about them? ’
’ You came back. ’
’ Nobody gets left behind. ’
’ I need someone to be my friend. Someone who won’t run away. '
’ His destructive programming is taking effect. ’
’ Did you ever kill anyone? ’
’ Are you.. happy? ’
’ I am the one they call when things go wrong and things have, indeed, gone wrong. ’
’ Our family’s little now, and we don’t have many toys. ’
‘ If you want, you could be a part of our family. ’
’ We’d raise you to be good. ’
’ She likes your butt and fancy hair. ’
’ I read her diary. ’
’ Not guilty! My experiments are only theoretical, and completely within legal boundaries. ’
’ He was designed to be a monster, but now he has nothing to destroy. ’
’ I never gave him a greater purpose. ’
’ What must it be like to have nothing, not even memories to look back on in the middle of the night? ’
’ If you promise not to fight anymore, I promise not to yell at you, except on special occasions. ’
’ Stupid head. ’
’ Did you catch fire again? ’
’ This is your badness level. It’s unusually high for someone your size. We have to fix that. ’
’ Don’t leave me, okay? ’
’ Do you want to be taken away? ’
’ You’re just jealous 'cause I’m pretty! ’
’ My friends need to be punished. ’
’ Heard you lost your job. ’
’ Thus far you have been adrift in the sheltered harbor of my patience. '
‘ After all you’ve put me through, you expect me to help you just like that? ’
’ He’s very persuasive. '
’ I know you had something to do with this. ’
’ Oh, good! I was hoping to add theft, endangerment and insanity to my list of things I did today. ’
’ I prefer to be called evil genius. ’
’ You smell like a lawn mower. ’
’ I have just determined the situation to be far too hazardous! ’
’ Don’t worry. I won’t hit her. ’
’ This is low even for you! ’
’ You are all mine. ’
’ You know I have no choice. ’
‘ Please don’t do this. ’
’ You’re making this harder than it needs to be. ’
’ She needs me. ’
’ Leave me alone to die. ’
’ What is that monstrosity? ’
’ Does this look infected to you? ’
’ You’d better not have rabies. ’
’ Hiding behind your little friend won’t work anymore. ’
’ Didn’t I tell you? We got fired this morning. ’
’ That is the ugliest thing I have ever saw! ’
’ It has no place among us. ’
Touch Meme
Send a symbol to have your Muse touch my Muse in a certain way and see how they react!
➟ Pull on their hair/clothing ➡ Smack dat ass ➢Grope them ➣ Slap their hand away ➤ Punch/Slap/Assault them ➥ Rub their back ➧ Massage their shoulders ➨ Put their hand between mine’s legs ➚Tickle them ➙ Pinch them ➛Poke them ➜ Play with mine’s hair ➝ Feel mine’s heartbeat
TEXT MESSAGE STARTERS ! Send one of the prompts below to get a response from my muse.
drunk texts:
( ✉ → sms ) plea se eh elep me im drunk and i dotn know whe re i am
( ✉ → sms ) i fukcing miss yo u
( ✉ → sms ) i look so fuckigjn GOOD
( ✉ → sms ) i csnst stop throwiging up
( ✉ → sms ) fu ck you for hurting me
( ✉ → sms ) why dotn you ever call me anymore huh
( ✉ → sms ) stop being so fuckigjn borign and coekm to my party
( ✉ → sms ) i dropped my pzziza o nt eh floror im fuckgin pissed
( ✉ → sms ) i j sut left you a 3 mintue long voicemail singing. sorry
( ✉ → sms ) even when i’m durnk ic ant sotp thinking about oyu
hateful texts:
( ✉ → sms ) you’re pathetic
( ✉ → sms ) you make me miserable
( ✉ → sms ) fuck you. delete my number.
( ✉ → sms ) you never meant anything to me, anyway.
( ✉ → sms ) fuck your apologies, you can keep them.
( ✉ → sms ) congrats on always ruining everything
( ✉ → sms ) my life would be so much easier without you.
( ✉ → sms ) and next time you feel like calling me… don’t.
( ✉ → sms ) i don’t want anything to do with you anymore.
( ✉ → sms ) if your goal was to make me hate you, then congratulations. mission accomplished.
misc/random texts:
( ✉ → sms ) i think my neighbor is an alien.
( ✉ → sms ) help me think of a name for my new dog
( ✉ → sms ) sooooo… what was your first impression of me
( ✉ → sms ) should i get pizza or chicken wings for dinner?
( ✉ → sms ) no one’s ever made me feel the way you do.
( ✉ → sms ) i borrowed your weed. hope you don’t mind.
( ✉ → sms ) why do they say drugs are bad when they make you feel so good
( ✉ → sms ) today is the oldest you’ve ever been, but the youngest you’ll ever be again…
( ✉ → sms ) [ File Attached: 001329.jpg ] of all the drunk pictures i have of you, this one is my favorite.
( ✉ → sms ) i used your pics to catfish someone, and since they bought me a laptop… you have a date with them tomorrow.
Absolutely Disgusting Shippy Starters
"I got you a little something..."
"You look adorable in that."
"Flowers? For me?"
"Close your eyes. I have a surprise for you."
"I know you had a long day, so I took care of dinner."
"I did a little shopping at the naughty store."
"Let's cuddle and be sluggish all night long."
"Did I tell you you're beautiful, today?"
"I already ordered pizza for tonight."
"Candles, rose petals and champagne? What's the occasion."
"I can't believe that you fell in love with me."
"What is the one thing you absolutely, positively wanted?"
"Time to bury ourselves in blankets and ignore the rest of the world."
"Gimme that phone. It's getting shut off."
"You did all this for me?"
"Normally I hate surprises, but you did good."
"You just made my terrible day not so terrible."
"I will protect you, no matter what."
"Let's get a little tipsy for science."
"Wow. You look amazing."
"If it wasn't for the fact that I am so happy I would be suspicious right now."
"I love you so much."
"Shall we climb into bed?"
"You tried and that's what counts."
"I just want to curl up into your arms and sleep for days."
"I just have one question for you; ice cream or popcorn?"
"We should go to the festival!"
"You're not going anywhere without me. Especially anywhere dangerous."
"How would you feel about getting married?"