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[mysterylilycheeta]

Xaden walking into the kitchen, whistling and looking suspiciously happy: Another day, another slay *later that day Ridoc: Have you seen the news? Apparently, someone killed Halden. Violet: Violet: Oh, he was serious?

[bookdragon-shenanigans]

The Empyrean as shitposts (OS edition)

[BEWARE! SPOILERS AHEAD]

Aaric Graycastle

Violet Sorrengail

Bodhi Durran

Mira Sorrengail

Xaden Riorson

Sloane Mairi

Ridoc Gamlyn

Dain Aetos

Garrick Tavis

[angstywaifu]

Xaden: In my defence, I was left unsupervised. Violet: Wasn’t Garrick with you? Garrick: In my defence, I was also left unsupervised.

[rozanovmactavish]

someone on tiktok said during threshing ridoc was wandering around screaming marco and aotrom finally replied polo and thats how they bonded and im CACKLING

[mysterylilycheeta]

*Everyone is playing Monopoly together* Violet: I want to buy this property, but I don't have enough money. Will the bank accept 10 kisses instead? Xaden: *As the bank* The bank will accept the offer Bodhi: This is not how the game wo- Garrick: And they're kissing Ridoc: EVERY TIME.

[court-of-secrets]

xaden: -lecturing vi- and if rihannon jumped off of a cliff would you jump too??

violet: absolutely not.

violet: i’m offended right now.

violet: i would have jumped off holding her hand like a true best friend

vi and rhi: *high five*

[iwillwalkthroughthefire]

When Xaden introduces Violet as his consort and Tairn asks if congratulations or comiserations are in order... 😂

Poor Tairn is over here trying to figure out how Violet and Sgaeyl are both such powerful, intelligent, and fierce women who both have such excellent taste in dragon men and such terrible taste in human men.

[xadensbiceps2]

When Xaden's dramatic ass walks into formation right as they're reading his name off the death roll.

[stupidlybookish]

Violet, drunk: *points to Xaden* That’s my boyfriend, suckers!

Xaden: Your husband, honey.

Violet: MY HUSBAND! Even better!

[mysterylilycheeta]

Liam: Why is Xaden crying and punching the wall? Violet: He's drunk Liam: And? Violet: He found out I'm married Liam: But you're his wife Violet: I know

[bookdragon-shenanigans]

no cause how do you fuck up so badly that lilith sorrengail is winning in the parenting department

[xiolent]

Violet and Xaden

[court-of-secrets]

Xaden: I don't want Violet to die

Xaden: You don't want Violet to die

Xaden: So now we need to make sure that Violet doesn't make Violet die

Mira: Fantastic plan, but have you fucking met her?

[fryingpan1234567]

“would you slap your best friend for a million dollars?”

Sawyer: “I would slap Ridoc for free”

Ridoc: *tearing up* “I’m your best friend?”

Violet: “if you slap me and then I slap you we each get a million”

Rhiannon: “great thinking, fuck the system”

Garrick: “fucking FINALLY”

Xaden: “bold of you to assume you can even get close enough to my face to… what are you— Garrick— Garrick NO STOP TRYING TO HIT ME THAT WASN’T A CHALLENGE—”

Quinn: “no.”

Imogen: “for a MILLION? girl I’ll slap YOU if you don’t start acting right”

Liam: “I would never hit Violet.”

Vi: “what if it was during sparring?”

Liam: “well—”

Vi: “what if Xaden said you could?”

Liam: “he can’t give me permission to hit you??”

Vi: “what if you were being held at sword point”

Liam: “do I still get the million dollars?”

Vi: “yes.”

Liam: “still no!”

Vi: “WHY NOT?”

Liam: “DO YOU WANT ME TO HIT YOU??”

Vi: “IT’S A MILLION DOLLARS I JUST CAN’T FIGURE OUT WHY YOU WOULDN’T TAKE THAT OPPORTUNITY!”

bonus:

interviewer: “would you slap—”

Cat: “yes.”

interviewer: “I didn’t finish the—??”

Cat: “the answer is yes, I will slap anybody you put in front of me.”

interviewer: “…even Maren?”

Cat and Maren, at the same time: “yes”

Maren: “I’m still mad at you for that”

Cat: “you shouldn’t have tried to take my fucking strawberries??”

[highladyofterrasen7]

Violet: your shirt looks great, Garrick

Garrick: thanks viole-

Violet: I think it would look even better on Imogen’s floor

Imogen: are you hitting on Garrick… for me?

Violet: well someone has to

[mysterylilycheeta]

Violet: Fuck me if I'm wrong but- Xaden: Wrong. You are wrong Violet: I haven't even said- Xaden, taking his shirt off: You are WRONG

[girlbossinglikejudeduarte]

Mira: How do you sleep at night? Xaden, no hesitation: With your sister