[the-punforgiven]

Also shoutout to the sewer centipedes from Dark Souls 3, genuinely one of my favourite monster designs from any video game

[knightofleo]

[epicsause-official]

the reason that homestuck having 8000 pages is so scary is not because it takes a long time to read, but because it invokes in the reader the image of 1000 slendermen, a truly horrifying idea

[freshfreshsalad]

[tastylemonbread]

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

[kevytmaitohorsma]

Reblog this photo of a käpylehmä to have a käpylehmä in your blog

It's a trick! If you reblog you get TWO käpylehmäs in your blog!

[kevytmaitohorsma]

They're traditional Finnish toys, little cows made out of spruce cones, on their way to see the world from one tumblr blog to another

[cetitan]

[qucko-deactivated20151208]

reblog this for good luck

[human-pet-they]

COME ONNN

[malibuklaus]

[maykitz]

people throw in "not trying to be rude" at the end of the rudest thing you've ever heard as if they're trying to go "no homo" after sucking the balls too

[kaijufluffs]

She's being so big and brave.

[estrogenpatchnotes]

My job? I’m the bat enemy in 2D games that flies at you from a diagonal angle you can’t shoot in, it’s an under appreciated role but really serves to test the player’s understanding of the mechanics leading up to harder challenges. I also receive an intense smug satisfaction when they can’t hit me.

[swagophile]

women keep trying to do evil mindbreak hypnosis on me by being nice to me and telling me i'm doing a good job and offering me treats and saying i'm a really good girl and that i should try to be kinder to myself and maybe just take this moment to enjoy, just the two of us, no pressure, no mask, nothing more to be afraid of or to constrict or constrain, just be present and feel the warmth and comfort that comes from being cared for. theyre doing this because they want to hurt me sexually

[lizardsfromspace]

I don't think the monster chasing us is a metaphor for capitalism. The metaphor seems pretty shallow. You - yeah, lock the door, salt circle, whatever - you have to actually criticize something about capitalism, you can't just go "surprise! The monster is capitalism". It's saying a lot of things - snarling, gnashing, "I'LL DEVOUR YOUR SOUL" - but I'm not really sure what you're saying with that reading

[maykitz]

i carefully steer the conversation towards elven womb anatomy at lunch and get written up by e.r. again

[contemptible-scoundrel]

possessed by a sudden, crippling sentimentality. strong compulsion to message all of my friends about how grateful I am to know them, resisted because it would probably come off as a suicide flag. if youre reading this my friends I love you. I do not have any active plans to kill myself at present