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helena * 22 * she/her

[finalgirlguy]

2026 is gonna be the year of banging your head against a wall. in 2027 maybe we can do other things

[hisuizorua]

they call it amtrak because the trains am on the trak

[theeggoman]

Our girlfriend looks so pretty from outer space

[pinkfoolery]

First post on tumblr after years and its obkk like god intended

[aleksandracoffan]

[merrimentsmight]

U dont understand i had to write the first 70,000 words because if i didnt the sex wouldnt be as perilous or emotionally fraught. Which is the POINT.

[aleksandracoffan]

[funkeepeach]

So it's not my circus, but one of my monkeys did previously work there so i actually have a lot of opinion's on the circus' labor practices

[teaboot]

There are too many people walking around acting like having feelings does something

[teaboot]

Love doesn’t matter unless you do something about it. Hate doesn’t matter unless you do something about it. Ambivalence doesn’t matter unless it stops you from acting. Nobody can read your mind, for better or for worse, and if you love someone with your whole heart but don’t let it move you, or hate someone completely but still treat them well, or feel absolutely nothing at all but still put the effort in, then nobody will ever fucking know.

Your thoughts and feelings aren’t as world-changing as you think you are. They aren’t a point in your direction or a black mark on your record. Nobody is keeping track.

Whether that’s depressing or hopeful depends on what you DO.

God help me

[rlyehtaxidermist]

"immortality sucks because all your friends die" all your friends die anyway. those we do not mourn are those who mourn us.

"immortality sucks because you forget who you are" we always forget who we are. do you remember who you were at four years of age? who you were at fourteen? "who i am" is a shadow cast on the wall.

"immortality sucks because" skill issue. skill issue. skill issue. give me your liver

[homunculus-argument]

Nothing slapped my shit back into place like someone pointing out that the "genius gifted child with so much potential who got burnout and mental illness" is just the nerd equivalent to the jock "could have been a pro at sportsball if it wasn't for the injury".

[sinobali]

28th Anniversary of Digimon Celebrate with 28 Digimon Chibi + Geremon for no absolute reason

[lesly-oh]

HUNTR/X 💥

[innerchildabortionclinic]

Wait how will there be gambling under communism if we don't have money?

your concern about communism is ... lack of gambling?

[bethanythebogwitch]

Never forget the reason for the season

[nimadjart]

As Gregor Tento awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a gigantic insect.

[ghoulalagoon]

Patamon Has Become Catholic ✞