on my bullshit

[teafromthemicrowave]

It fit too well to not do that

[thecatholicseamstress17129]

Show idea: magical girl group but each girl is based on one of the seven heavenly virtues

[elgringo300-deactivated20260512]

ok so turns out this already exists and it was written in the fifth century AD

[elgringo300-deactivated20260512]

they have their own weapons and everything

[happyk44]

[Text ID: 1. Prudentius, writing in the 5th century, was the first author to allegorically represent Christian morality as a struggle between seven sins and seven virtues. His poem Psychomachia depicts a battle between female personifications of virtues and vices, with each virtue confroting and defeating a particular vice. However, Prudentius did not base his allegory on the cardinal and theological virtues, nor did

2.

Faith (Fides) strikes Worship-of-the-Old-Gods Idolatry (Veterum Cultura Deorum) on the head.

Chastity (Pudicitia) is assualted by Lust (Sodomita Libido), but cuts down her enemy with a sword.

Patience (Patientia) enrages Wrath (Ira), who attacks but cannot defeat or even injure her. Driven mad with fustration, Anger ultimately kills herself instead.

Humility (Mens Humilis) otherwise known as Lowliness, sees Pride (Superbia) charging her, but her horse stumbles, and Pride is thrown in a pit that Deceit has already dug across the field.

Sobriety (Sobrietas) plants her flag and restores the courage that was taken from the other virtues by the temptation of Indulgence (Luxuria).

Good Works (Operatio) strangles Greed (Avaritia) who has seized the entire human race.

Concordia, having heard such a great blasphemy, pins the tongue of Discordia with a spear and stops her breath.

/end ID]

[mikudonald]

Rellakinoko - Katsushika Hokusai × Hatsune Miku

artist's twitter

[rudycooperarchives-deactivated2]

what if there was a show where every character was gay and you had the token straight guy character who acted really stereotypical and was into cars beers and women and everyone was like OH STRAIGHT LARRY YOU’RE SO FUNNY AND STRAIGHT

[bythefrickens-deactivated201208]

[bocchan]

#it’s been done

[hikari-yumi]

[aceattorneyheritageposts]

Thanks for this addition omfg that is hilarious

[t4timekeeper]

not providing the scene in question is a crime

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

[yoshida-midoriko]

[infertilityidol]

[goatstrogen]

GOATTHING WRAPPED

you pranced around with your flock 6524 times

you spotted danger using your wide field of vision 520000 times

you ate 845625420264425 blades of grass

you headbutted 250 different objects and creatures

you baaah’d 45786 times, with a record high of 82 decibels

you wagged your tail 623 times

[i-am-a-snom]

🧹c • )___\

[sentientsky]

repeating this to myself forever and ever

[crabussy]

my aunt has a coworker named chad who is apparently kind, ginger, wears glasses, gossips, loves to travel, and broke up with his boyfriend because his boyfriend was a loser who didn't want to travel at all. chad if you're reading this I love travel and I'm normal about redheads with vision problems. come closer

[crabussy]

cannot overstate how immediate my reaction was upon finding out that a Ginger Bespectacled Gay Man was in social proximity to me. I went a very funny colour (pink) and coughed a lot. I trhink I'm allergic

[zoesupreme]

Christopher Nolan almost allows colors into his mythical epic shot on 70mm IMAX film. thank god they stopped filming in time.

[neonfretra]

do you want to play dead bodies with me

[neonfretra]

floats along your dash face down and quiet and cold

[sottaceti-deactivated20260328]

fuck its Already like 100 am

[clowngirrl]

[vixvigil]

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

[shocotate]

I broke a ramune bottle to get the marble out for my dragon.

[wickedwonderlandd]

The dragons face never changes, but I still feel like he looks happier in the 2nd pic 🥺

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

The orb delights him

[sealsdaily]

Today's Seal Is: AAOOOOOAAAGHHHHH