[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

Feels like a bad idea maybe

[dragon-in-a-fez]

complimented a cashier on her turtle pin this morning and she said "oh thanks, I am a little bit of a Turtle Person" with the carefully contained energy of Cookie Monster telling you he's mildly fond of chocolate chips

I hope she and the multiple tons of turtle merch she definitely has at home are having a wonderful day

[wtf-drawing]

i love this metaphor so much i drew it

[trashboat]

whenever you see C#m on a chord sheet you know the musician was just playing bar chords and couldn’t resist the temptation of the most annoying chord in the god damn book

[trashboat]

so i just noticed that c sharp minor is a bit shocking to read when spelled out in shorthand

[trashboat]

whenever you see cum on a chord sheet you know the musician was just jackin it

[redstonedust]

phenomenom thats been bothering me that i could only express via an mspaint reverse boomer comic

[alienpapacy]

Weird how “masturbating and falling asleep in the late afternoon” isn’t regarded as a cherished summertime tradition

[alienpapacy]

Whoever lives like this….. we live in such different worlds that i don’t even want to know you

[alienpapacy]

every sunday afternoon this gets like 4,000 additional notes

[silverrdagger]

whatever 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟

[greelin]

this would be such a good adaptation if you just closed your eyes and ears and also got beaten to near unconsciousness with a tire iron

[raeggz-o]

I had a dream about summer snow tonight. yes it's snowing 7 months a year on my land but I wish it was all 12. I wish I lived in lands of always winter. maybe I should

[raeggz-o]

there are two mockingbirds fighting seagulls and kestrels outside my window

some Vale Arryn type of shit is going on

[joeyclaire]

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

[spiralingintocontrol]

goose

[ondonasand]

🏃🏽

[what-even-is-thiss]

Love it when a character is like “I can tell you’re trying to smooth talk me and I’m fully aware you’re trying to manipulate me but it’s working. Keep complimenting me.”

[what-even-is-thiss]

Ah, you’re trying to flatter me. My one weakness! Keep going.

[childsacrifice]

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

[001x456]

thank you seong gi-hun and hwang in-ho

[crybabybat]

You literally have to understand that ur closest friends and loved ones may very well have kinks or fetishes that gross or freak you out and they simply won’t tell you because they know it grosses or freaks you out. Like you have no way of knowing if your best friend is into necro roleplay if she doesn’t wanna tell you. Sometimes you date someone for years before finding out they have a thing for incest. Maybe your coworker likes ageplay and diapers. Who gives a fuck. Nothing changes between you knowing and not knowing except your own constructed moral outrage.

[staysseventeen]

me on a daily basis

[grapnel]

An example of why one should use the Oxford comma.

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

No words needed. Found at a train station in Germany.