Kaledo Art
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
One Nice Bug Per Day
Cosmic Funnies
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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JBB: An Artblog!
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we're not kids anymore.
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dirt enthusiast
i don't do bad sauce passes
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@helenwrong
Your party is sent out to deal with a goblin problem that's been terrorizing caravans and traders. When you get there you find that they had recently raided a tailor caravan and found hundreds of trenchcoats. They are all having a party because they're having a competition as to who can look the most convincingly human.
Your party can put on a trenchcoat to disguise themselves, but you will inevitably be entered into the human contest and have a very high likelihood of winning
My little sibling  pointed out that the ABC mouse mascot looks like they have top surgery scars.
Y'know, in terms of RPGs, naming swords are super easy.
Is it a hand-forged blade, simple cross guard, hero type?
Material it's made of + Name of legendary figure
•bronze Glynther •Silver Faulst •ShadowWood Valk
Is it a rapier, elegant and beautiful?
Material/Color + Thing.
•Gold Poppy •Emerald Bottle •Silver Ice-sickle
Is it a katana?
Just give it a vaguely sounding Japanese name. The more Ks and Zs in the name, the better.
•Zekkinjiz •Kikzige •Zoroki
Is it a saber meant for a trooper?
Date + Nickname based off of how people hated using it
•1774 Dully •1802 Hip Bruiser •1823 Feather Fragile
Writing Prompt:
A therapy session where, for some reason, both parties communicate with FPS-like call signs.
D&D trinket Idea:
Book of the secret of the unbreakable lock spell.
Inside it has the knowledge on how to create the most powerful locking and binding spell of all time. No amount of magic or skill will ever be able to unlock or dispell the spell...
But the book is closed and locked with the unbreakable lock spell, so it's contents are essentially lost forever.
Honestly if I was a villain and I learned that an orphan with a sword has managed to cause any slight inconvenience with my plan, I should just give up.
Like at that point there's nothing more I can do. I like the best that I can hope for is that if I don't send any goons after them then they'll be under leveled when they get to me.
"Master! Master! We managed to capture the orphan!"
YOU FUCKING IDIOT, THE PRISON IS CLOSER TO ONE OF THE KEYS TO THE HOLY GARDEN NEEDED TO OBTAIN THE SWORD OF HOLY LIGHT!
"Master! Master! We surrounded the orphan 800 to 1 and they fell into a river!"
OH GREAT!! NOW THEY'RE GOING TO REMEMBER BEING TAUGHT HOW TO SUMMON GOD!
Honestly if I was a villain and I learned that an orphan with a sword has managed to cause any slight inconvenience with my plan, I should just give up.
Like at that point there's nothing more I can do. I like the best that I can hope for is that if I don't send any goons after them then they'll be under leveled when they get to me.
Storm debris
Would.
My body is a temple.
There once was a a cult who took care of me, hoping I would become something grand.
What is time rolled forward more and more members moved on, finding other places to worship.
The only ones who inhabitant me now is the moss.
I eat moss.
Mmhhmm~
So when I'm outside practicing with Swords, there's this Robin who just likes to hang out with me. Like without fail this Robin will just get super close to me and just watch as I swing Swords around.
Like they also peck around for food, but they are not intimidated at all by my presence and movements.
The only explanation that I have for this is that they notice that I won't hurt them, but my movement will scare off other creatures who don't know me, meaning that they will be safe if they're close to me? But I don't really know so I'm hoping someone can help figure this out.
I get that we don't like ai art but yall need to be less confident in replying to peoples art in the rudest ways possible because you think they drew a hand weird (famously a difficult body art to get right) and are therefore lying about drawing a picture
The trick about not being called out for making AI art is to be so shit art the AI can't replicate it
Keeping a mimic as a pet is an endless cycle of telling your friends and family that you did not get another microwave.
"Oh sweet, a mini-fridge!" Is the last thing my friend said.
women want me. I fear fish.
Thoughts on fish women?
I desire them carnally but I’ll be scared the whole time
Do you think letting me hit it from the back will help?
I’m willing to give it a try!
I mean you could put a sack over their head, but because they're fish I think it's more appropriate to put a plastic bag.
Why must my immune system dictate the cum of trees as poisonous
I was just eating my bacon cheeseburger with chicken nuggets and realized how many animals were used to make it.
Patty from a cow.
Bacon from a pig.
Chicken nuggets from a chicken.
Lettuce from a horse.
Bread from a plantain.
Cheese from a cat.
Fries from a goat.
Small coke from a beetle.
Paper bag from a bear.
Bbq sauce from a goat.
Straw from a fish.
... like dam.
I was just looking myself in the mirror and realized that if you would've put me right next to James Cameron I would bite his fucking ear off because I have rabies.
Professional chefs: "cast iron is the way to go! If you cook regularly on a cast iron skillet you're going to start making the best food ever!"
Italians: "Wood fired pizza is the best and only way to do it, the taste is completely different than just from an electronic oven."
Latinos: "cook everything all together until it's just a little crispy. No need for elaborate sauces or ingredients, just some basic stuff but separately will combine to make something amazing."
Asians: "just got a rice cooker, dumbass."
