Bundle Of Contradictions

Get tangled up in me. 29, SLC, penchant for tattooed men with beards, great movies, and laughing.

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She won first! So, naturally, we took an Olympic “bite the medal” picture...with @cam_choi. Like ya do. @tess.michie #tess #dance #falconclassic #drillsolo #competition (at Clearfield High School)

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As we have @brentmorin on in the background...Happy New Year, ya’ll. #brentmorin #creepydaughter #cardsagainsthumanity

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Does anyone else dislike New Year’s? #newyearseve #newyearsblues #2018

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And I got it early.

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Well, here we are. #countdowntochristmas #christmasadvent #advent #christmassocks #snowmen #christmaseve #onedayleft #yallready #thanksmom #one #1

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#countdowntochristmas #christmasadvent #advent #bathandbodyworks #bathfizzy #hellobeautiful #itsmyfavorite #thanksmom #two #2

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#countdowntochristmas #christmasadvent #christmassocks #ohthankgoodnessitsfriday #yallready #excitingfridaynight #shoutouttothehumidifierjustoutofframe #sexy #thanksmom #three #3

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#countdowntochristmas #christmasadvent #advent #bathandbodyworks #lotion #handcream #smellslovely #thanksmom #four #4

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#countdowntochristmas #christmasadvent #christmassocks #snow #itsfinallysnowing #theinversionwasdepressing #cold #winterstorm #advent #thanksmom #five #5

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#countdowntochristmas #christmasadvent #christmassocks #christmastrees #thanksmom #six #6

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#countdowntochristmas #advent #christmasadvent #oneweekyall #ohsnap #everyoneready #imnot #hugsandkisses #hersheykisses #hersheyhugs #thanksmom #seven #7

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#countdowntochristmas #advent #christmassocks #jack #sheltie #sheltiesofinstagram #shetlandsheepdog #cuddlebuddy #christmaslights #thanksmom #eight #8

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#countdowntochristmas #nonothallmark #slay #bathandbodyworks #handsanitizer #coldandfluseason #stillsick #stillgonnasanitize #yesiknowitslate #sorrynotsorry #diditakethisfourtimes #tomakemyselfseemclassy #andwellread #andchique #questionmark #youbettoursweetassidid #merrychristmas #christmasadvent #thanksmom #nine #9

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#countdowntochristmas #christmasadvent #longestweekever #tgif #advent #christmassocks #snowflakes #thanksmom #ten #10

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It’s been a long week. But I can’t let my one fan, @wendyhgarner, down. #countdowntochristmas #christmassocks #theysayjoy #isitfridayyet #goodheavensitsonlythursday #hastaggamestrong #advent #christmasadvent #thanksmom #11

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Incidentally, it is also the second day of Hanukkah - sorry I missed the first. Chag Sameach! #storyofmylife #countdowntochristmas #hanukkah #seconddayofhanukkah #chagsameach #christmasadvent #hanukkahsocks #rolos #chocolateandcaramel #yum #thanksmom #12

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#countdowntochristmas #notthehallmarkone #advent #christmas #christmassocks #postworkIhaveaheadacheselfie #itscoming #youreadyforthis #thanksmom #13