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Caroline, 24, she/her, shitblog

[cats2019forthenintendoswitch]

Libertarians when they find out they have an organ named the prostate

[yasmin1000000]

Msg literally stands for Makes Shit Good so why would you not want it

[allegedly-human]

Magic she gathering

[9cl]

Driving around my town trying to find one single burger just one burger or a hot dog but Unfortunately everythings just rubble and twisted scaffolding upstretched and rotting and theres shit on fire and a big black ass sky

[official-kircheis]

[9cl]

Guess i cant do shit anymore Cause the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides... And yep, you guessed it: a dark wind blows.

[sleepyspoonie]

when you see a tumblr poll with this picture attached and you know it's time to lock the fuck in lest you get a bad grade in an impromptu absurdist pop quiz you didn't know you were about to take

[charl0ttan]

best multiple of nine

9

18

27

36

45

54

63

72

81

90

Voting ended onMay 28

[dogpuppy]

[papayajuan2019]

everything feels one room over

[sheauz-deactivated20240614]

[bigboysdrinkmilk]

Well, at least she died doing what she loved—getting her dick sucked.

[matumnaples]

Before June I have to share one of my favorite tiktoks

[bobdylanyaoi]

plans for the summer

JERK IT

WRITE RPF

DRINK ALCOHOL

BLOG LIKE IVE NEVER BLOGGED BEFORE

job ?

LISTEN TO RECORDS

[bobdylanyaoi]

to the people who said “this except alcohol”: i support you & your sobriety/preference for other substances. i hope all goes well and you have the best summer ever.

to the few people who said “this except rpf”: sorry this isn’t about you. this post is for real rpfers only and if you can’t get behind that then you aren’t invited to the BDY summer plans

[silvaurum]

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

[silvaurum]

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

[silvaurum]

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

[fallout-lou-begas]

Visit Original Link

[snoleopard7]

[velvetys]

I was too scared to watch edward scissorhands has a kid but I thought about how could a woman go through pregnancy with a fetus growing metal scissors hands it took years of theorizing, still without watching the movie, to even think that maybe he wasn’t born with scissor hands

[duncebento]

maybe women are stronger than you think

[velvetys]

Sorry listening and learning here

[tgirldeng-deactivated20250331]

Does anything mean anything any more

[tittyinfinity]

[gryficowa]

My brain hurts …biden is too white for this role

[gryficowa]

In the sense, there is a white tiger (as I embrace Marvel as someone who is not his fan), and in nature there is a white leopard (snow leopard), but well, we are talking about Marvel

[pitbolshevik]

do..do you think we're talking about the marvel movie from 2018? is that what you think the youtube commenter means by "black panther"? the superhero movie?

[3liza]

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

[elekid]

does anyone else see the spectre of stones inside the post

[plastidecor]

jack stauber

[plastidecor]

This video has fucking ruined my life I'll be trying to fall asleep and then my brain blares "you don't need to like my... bug art... its okay"

[pjackk]

Lol i have almost completed the work

[funstyle]

Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand

[allystruggles]

Bitch why you mad? Because allies pop severely and gays don’t?