I Like Dank Memes

Whatup. Welcome to my blog. I'm like 18 or something, live in the UK, but am originally from this place called Lithuania. My real name's Mantas, but for anyone who's not from Lithuania you can call me "Manny", or "BFG"(Big Friendly Giant) as dubbed by some of my friends. I like music, and sleeping, swearing, and sweet stuff. Overly huge fan of Star Wars and Basketball. Love action, sci-fi and comedy films. Chick-flicks are alright too, from time to time, tbh. I don't really have a favourite music genre, I listen to a whole lot of shit, anything from Rap and Rock to Metal and Electronic stuff (EDM, house, all that stuff). I don't know what the purpose of this blog is, I'll just be reblogging random things that amuse me or make me have them feels or fandom stuff. Basically, be prepared for anything. I guess it's also noteworthy that I'm a huge procrastinator. I not only procrastinate my coursework, but also playing games, making memes and using Tumblr. Yeah, that's about it, I guess.  

[hellamannylicious]

how do I vote for Mop

https://www.tumblr.com/decision just go there bud

[hellamannylicious]

I’m Voting For Mop

To my loyal followers, I, Hellamannylicious, am writing to you today because we are facing a crucial decision. Too long have we been led astray by incompetent leaders. Too long have we endured corruption in positions of power. We need a change, and there’s only one candidate who can bring that change. I’m writing to you about Mop. The choice, to me, is easy. A vote for Wretched Tooth is a vote for elitism. A vote for dishonesty and authoritarianism. You know what needs to be done. Vote for Mop. Thank you for your support, Hellamannylicious #MopIsTheOne

[fohk]

sitting outside in the middle of the night when it’s chilly out is calming. the only noise is the trees

[shortvideosandstuff]

[notxlikexdad-deactivated2014090]

Dont you just wish you could just do that?

[littleawkwardpanda]

If i could do that i guarantee you kittens aren’t the only thing i’d be pullin out of the computer

[cutestjewiethissideofstlouis]

You mean you’d pull out puppies too??? :D

[shodaisatellite]

oh hun

[lushdeath-deactivated20250817]

mr sandman

bring me some sand

[psiioniic-deactivated20181203]

lifes too short to pretend to hate pop music

[littlecrowofdoom]

Or I can just hate pop music because the majority of it stands for nothing but living your life in a moment with no worries or problems and denying reality. Plus there’s not enough guitars for me.

[psiioniic-deactivated20181203]

[ak4nksha]

literally no one can get on her level

[bryko-deactivated20170127]

[a-m-nights]

when someone draws something just for you

[vinederwoman-deactivated2014101]

This gif does not represent happiness of the fish. Fish do not swim this way for fun. This fish is dying of amonia poisoning. It’s basically suffocating in it’s own waste.

The more you know.

[blossombombshells]

You must be fun at parties.

[guygirder]

when someone draws something for me i die of amonia poisoning 

[pseudofailure]

[mattandjones]

[today-ifuckedup]

Today, I fucked up... by falling asleep on my girlfriend’s couch

When I was in high school years ago, my girlfriend and I would often fool around on the couch in her parents living room. Her parents would always go upstairs to watch TV in the evening, so this worked out perfectly for us. During this one particular evening, we both ended up falling asleep with half our clothes off (unintentionally) and slept right through until the morning. I was shocked to wake up the next morning to the sound of her Dad’s footsteps upstairs. I threw my clothes on in record time and tried to run out of the house but that plan did not succeed. I did make it as far as the front door just as her Dad was coming down the stairs. Her Dad is clearly surprised to see me. He slowly says to me: “Oh, hello, what are you doing here?” OK, it was 5:30 in the morning, so this is what comes out of my mouth. I say: “Oh, hi Mr. Jones, I’m just going out fishing for the day, and thought I would come say hello to Susan first.” To my great astonishment, HE BUYS THIS EXPLANATION. He smiles, wishes me good luck fishing, and goes to read the morning paper. Susan told me that years later she told her Mom this story, and the two of them still laugh at her Dad for falling for this.

[unregardless]

How come in movies with apocalyptic situations there’s always graffiti everywhere like “god save us” and “this is the end” like who the fuck has time for that put your can of spray paint away jimmy and get in the fucking van we’re trying to evacuate

[dancinginthegrocerystore]

[themadvalkyrie-deactivated20260]

[havoc-girl]

if i stop reblogging this send help

[ultraordinarily]

[yrbff]

we got you this puppy. her name is winnie.

[buzzfeed]

oh goodness look at her oh my