I can't think of a blog title.

Alyssa. 21 years old. I'm pretty boring and only get on here sometimes.

[ferrantes]

[madilik]

current mood

[babyanimalgifs]

Animal snaps

[gei-ayanami-deactivated20190430]

Americans be like: 1 star, I would give less stars if I could. The food was the most exquisite possible thing I have ever eaten or ever will eat. The decor was amazing, I loved everything. but it seemed like my waiter could’ve possibly had other things she would’ve rather been doing and other concerns outside of serving me, never go here again.

[rihardgansey]

I might not be the coolest, smartest or prettiest but for sure I’m the sleepiest.

[hellaraccoons]

Walks into the back, only to find a server splinting a kitchen member's wrist with two pieces of cardboard and a sani rag.

[kingsleyisilebo]

why do parents get mad when u sleep all day like im staying out of trouble and im not spending your money like what is the issue here

[chandabeard-deactivated20191001]

Find someone as sleepy as you.

Coexhaust.

[freethebooty]

I used to pull all-nighters but now I can barely pull all-dayers

[sixpenceee]

Photograph your head. Print. Turn into a helmet. Ride like a giant-headed God among mere normal head-sized mortals. 

[fonzworthcutlass]

You ever be so comfortable in bed, you start rubbing your legs together like a cricket?

[lets-do-the-time-warp-again-dea]

tumblr dot com posts are getting so relatable im convinced the government has 24/7 surveillance on me and is feeding it to me through this website to see if i notice

[petite-ursus]

Somewhere between (งಠ_ಠ)ง and  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯  every day.

[outcastsuggestion]

i don’t know how to plan for the future i never thought i’d have

[steven]

sorry i have bubonic plague i can’t hang out tonight

[steven]

sorry i have bubonic plague i can’t hang out tonight

[hellaraccoons]

Its 5am. I may have to be at work in 7 hours for my last day (serving) at a restaurant I love that is shutting down. I may have a lymph node the size of a golf ball. I may be waiting for a fever reducer to kick in so that I can drop my 104° fever. My grandmother may have ended up in the ICU a few hours ago. Lots of not so good things. But you know what? I just spent about 3+ hours chopping about 10 inches of hair off my head tonight. I have no experience cutting hair. It does not look good. But jesus christ I am so happy about it

[davvvd]

Son, I found your fedora. At first I thought you were a brony and I was going to be very disappointed. But then I found your giant stash of checkered vans and hawaiian shirts. Ska punk forever, son. Ska punk forever.

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

a person from 150 years ago would be terrified by modern stuff . however , a duck from 150 years ago would just be all like ,still got lakes? yes ? okay cool

[elodieunderglass]

“How fleeting are all human passions compared with the massive continuity of ducks.”

― Dorothy L. Sayers, Gaudy Night (1935)

[chatdomestique]

Reblogging again because I thought they changed the quote so I decided to look up the actual quote and it’s not fake that is very much the actual quote