Chicago Slim

[ashes-acedia]

textures from the houston museum of natural science ✨

[deadpsalmistsociety-deactivated]

hobbits were the peak of civilization in tolkien verse. jobs were Gardening, Stall At The Farmer’s Market, or Mailman. Shoes OFF, capris ON, 6 meals a day, high and fat as all shit. Names like Daddy Twofoot….why the fuck are we horny for elves

[english-history-trip]

[nociceptrix]

finding out you spent most of your life dissociated is a HUGE bummer

[nociceptrix]

i thought shit didnt stick to me cuz i was slick but its cause i wasnt there #LAME

[chkq]

this picture of a chip pan oil fire from the wikimedia cookbook is so strikingly sublime

[introspectres]

salt air & light through canvas || riso print in aqua, violet, yellow & flo pink

[icried4you]

Omusi Yoon photographed by Cho Gi Seok, styled by 5ssmakeup

[frondescence]

In honor of one of my favorite short stories of all time being set today, August 4, 2026, here is a repost of a commission I got from the wonderful @bethfuller in early March 2020 of the poem featured therein (and that which gives it its title) by Sarah Teasdale:

[notahorseindisguise]

the "came back wrong" trope except like... they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy, brought her back, and she came back and it all worked. like she came back exactly the same as she was before with literally no difference. but the scientist guy is like "oh no... what have i done.... shes Different now!!!! she came back Wrong!!!!" and shes just like. chilling. reading a book. cooking dinner. shes just so so normal but in the guys mind hes like "oh shes soooo weird" but shes just normal

[mysticorset]

Peer reviewed tags from @somanyofthekids

[notahorseindisguise]

NO its a JOKE and YOU DONT GET IT. ITS NOT THAT DEEP

[hiveswap]

While she was dead he put his memory of her on such a high pedestal that she could never live up to it alive

[midnight-revolucion]

alternatively‚ she came back perfectly fine but he thinks she came back wrong‚ because the tragic reality is that he never actually knew his wife

[notahorseindisguise]

im going INSANE thats MY POST.

[marlinspirkhall]

It's your post but the journey to posting it changed it to such a degree that even its closest intimacies are now foreign to you. Sorry dude.

[streetmatt]

The other side.

By Matti Merilaid.

[pmamtraveller]

Mammal in a Sunday Dress, by Georgina M. Cox, 2026

[egberts]

what mouse walks on two legs

[striders]

mickey

[egberts]

okay, what duck walks on two legs?

[striders]

donald

[egberts]

no, all of them.

[striders]

this is the last time you make a fool of me in my own house god damnit

[ortut]

Julian Hooper 1. Introduction, 2016 2. Inevitable conclusion, 2016 (Acrylic on linen)

[certified-door-posts]

certified door post

[pocketss]

It was important to me that she puts emphasis on the TOK

[chryza]

TikTok is a fundamentally evil app however the reason i use it is because you occasionally stumble across gems like the Chinese power transformer manufacturer who posts kawaii edits of their power transformers

[theehorsepusssy]

[kaijuno]

[dogpuppy]

[boifujo]

(illustration by Harold Speakman)