the lurking lurker

Jack. 26 trans he/him ♡

[faustique]

planetariums, art museums, aquariums, science museums my beloved

[theunstablejester]

How it feels to imagine a female character's voice as deep when you read the source and then watch an adaptation that gives her some Elmo ass voice

[utopians]

people aren't even exaggerating indeed is literally like that. walmart attendant $13 an hour, target attendant $13 an hour, AI dick sucker $40 an hour, home depot attendant $13 an hour, guy who designs bullets that can only kill children $160k a year plus benefits, gas station manager $18 an hour

[freak-phone]

i cant breathe

[herpsandbirds]

Least Bittern (Botaurus exilis), chick, family Ardeidae, order Pelicaniformes, Arizona, USA

photographs by Marcy Starnes

[shithowdy]

[cascading distressed whinnies]

[proxima-bee]

can you imagine how good shows would be if writers thought of women as human beings

[proxima-bee]

can you imagine how good shows would be if writers thought of women as human beings

[proxima-bee]

can you imagine how good shows would be if writers thought of women as human beings

[angelicguy]

[exmoors]

Ok no more today good night horses

[neopetdestroyer]

[lowpawly]

people foolishly dismiss desserts and treats as having no nutritional value when they actually are necessary for refilling your sanity stat. to prove my point please observe the emotional stability of the next person you meet who doesnt let themselves ever eat any form of dessert

[maja-paja]

[hychlorions]

generally you shouldn't write run-on sentences because they get confusing and it doesn't give the reader a break. that doesn't apply to me though my run-on sentences are fun and understandable and they have a rhythm to it that makes you want to keep reading

[kosmogrl]

[dagenssvenska]

Sluta spänna käken min Dyrbara Lilla Varelse

[machine-unlearning]

god I'm such a slut for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce *decides it’s inaccurate to refer to myself as a slut in light of my minimal sexual activity* if The Enemy discovered my ardor for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce, they would gain a significant strategic advantage