Hellasleepybean

[shiningnorthernlights]

beheaded.

[homosexualanarchy]

i saw six yesterday and this is exactly how this scene goes

[whitepeopletwitter]

[eyeofpsyche]

[wickedwonderlandd]

Come pick me up I hate it here!

[mrdsc1010]

God:

[shiningnorthernlights]

dance so hard that I’m causin’ a sensation … okay, ladies, let’s get in reformation!

[musicalgifs]

and ever since i was a child i’d make the boys go wild…

[everythingfox]

[mysharona1987]

I feel this could have been designed better.

[boop-the-joot]

If you don’t wear your mask, the demon family will eat you.

[insomniac-arrest]

a graph based on my observations

[samayla]

I would like to apply a Dolly Parton quote to this most excellent graph.

[teratomarty]

YES.

[c3rvida3]

When they first started dating, my best friend's boyfriend was like, "I just kinda feel like you two are uncomfortably close sometimes. All of my friends agree that it's really weird, and I think we need to establish some boundaries."

And I sat him down and gave him this huge speech, like, "Listen, the ability to maintain intimate, long-lasting friendships is a sign that your partner is well-adjusted! It's a little worrying that you're feeling insecure about your partner having a healthy, normal friendship."

Only for her to walk in two seconds later and say, "This drink is disgusting, you have to try it," and, instead of offering me a sip, take a huge swig and spit it directly into my mouth from like three feet away.

[autisticexpression]

There's just so much going on here but I want to focus on the fact that this apparently happens so often that you saw her take a swig and instinctively opened your mouth for her to spit in it.

Who are you, OP? What is your life?

[the-cheshire-cat-grin]

the range….the emotion….this deserves an oscar

[comrade-bastard-deactivated2024]

This dude was so convincing I forgot it was the same guy playing both people… The range…

[marinebiologyshitposts]

clownfish be like "i know a spot" and take you to a fucking deadly sea organism

[0rdi-deactivated20211118]

This post would’ve been a lot better if you didn’t say the f word. Grow up.

[marinebiologyshitposts]

yes hello i am very sorry to hear of your lack of satisfaction. if you'll just follow me to the suggestion box its just inside here

[dwight-schrutes]

invented love

[i-dont-even-effing-know-anymore]

[odinsblog]

PSA: less diet culture, more dietitians like this

[secifosseluce]

a man of Lebanese/Turkish descent on twitter posted a AI-made reconstruction of the face of Jesus and said he looks like family and he’s so right…

here’s the original tweet btw

[secifosseluce]

him: :)

us: 😭 i trust u with my life

[quicksilvertongue]

[property-is-theft-deactivated20]

I have often heard him described as having smiling eyes

[cryoverkiltmilk]

This is a Jesus that I would trust his carpentry

[frogitivity]

I think we should let kids swear just a little bit

[frogitivity]

Hearing a 6 year old yell “fucking seabass” at his Nintendo switch is an experience I think everyone should have

[shiningnorthernlights]

everybody knows that we used to be six wives but now we’re… ex-wives.