boondock babe

megan. 22. california.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[yekkes]

I’m him

[shutupmerlin]

A series of events:

1. I put in an Annual Leave request form almost 3 weeks ago and my boss has not approved it yet

2. I went into my office today and replaced every single writing utensil with crayons in preparation for April Fools Day on Monday

3. Whilst searching for pens to remove, I found my unsigned Annual Leave form in my boss’s drawer

4. I placed my unsigned Annual Leave form in a photo frame and put in on his desk

5. The frame I used was from a photo of his kids that I deemed less important than my Leave form

6. My boss sometimes goes into the office on Saturdays to work

7.

[aerialsquid]

I appreciate the context of 1-6 or else 7 might have had some very concerning implications.

[wildlifer-deactivated20220928]

people who think that only super rich people own horses obviously never grew up on a dirt road in a rural area of the south that has 7 chestnut quarter horses on that street alone, whose owners houses are falling down and yet the horses still have a round bale in their wire-fenced paddock

[wildlifer-deactivated20220928]

this is absolutely the best sentence i’ve ever read

[voidcenturyscholar-deactivated2]

Post canon Toph who doesn’t want to go back to her shitty parents so she just decides to stay in the Fire Nation and bum off Zuko’s hospitality.

Zuko’s like no, yeah, I totally get it, and just makes her one of his advisors. At first it’s just so she has a good excuse to stay but after the first meeting Toph storms out shouting about how EVERYONE was lying why would you even need to lie about what kind of tea you want??

Zuko: I mean they’re politicians.....but also who, and when, and in what way

They make a subtle Morse code system so Toph can warn him when someone is lying to him without tipping anyone off that she can sense lies.

Zuko gets a reputation for somehow being both extremely socially inept and yet somehow disgustingly perceptive?? You can’t get ANYTHING by him???

[romancedawning-deactivated20210]

#my lord what EXACTLY is ms Beifongs role in these meetings #a nervous nobleman asks after the third time she interrupts them with stupid commentary #zuko with perfect deadpan: she’s my scribe

You CAN’T leave that in the tags

[medievalthymes]

my love language is the same as a crow. if you’re nice to me i’ll bring you useless little trinkets from my travels that made me think of you

[deadbyinsidee]

[penstab]

i have a horrible misogynist rooster who only likes blonde hens so i always have to make sure i have 2-3 yellow hens around so he doesn't run anyone ragged. i didn't know this was a problem someone could have but i've had macklemore for eight slutty, slutty years and he's been overly obsessed with the blondness level of his lady friends for the entire time with no sign of slowing down so, like. props to him for sticking to his guns.

SIR, PLEASE,

[penstab]

YOU CANT JUST CASUALLY LEAVE THIS IN THE REPLIES AS IF THIS ISNT A CRUCIAL ELEMENT OF THIS HARROWING STORY

SIR!!!!!!

[anxietyproblem]

[sparrowlucero]

venusaur

[kymeira]

[anxietyproblem]

[agro-carnist]

How come you don’t like animal rights activism?

Because it puts humans and animals on the same level which ultimately harms both the people and the animals. Human suffering is compared to animal husbandry and animals are anthropomorphized to the point where people aren't interacting or taking care of them the way they should be. Animal rights activism demonizes anyone that doesn't subscribe to the exact same ideals. It puts blame on individuals rather than corporations for environmental damage and exploitation. It's not a movement that benefits animals, it's a movement that makes people feel good about themselves for doing absolutely nothing

[zarb]

“Springs First Growth” by  Joel Robison

[30-minute-memes]

“That Lion only eats good food”

[ilovewinningbabyiwantitall-deac]

Wait this rules.

[complete-trash-and-despair]

I thought this was some weird Christian game but wow

[angry-yet-asexual]

There is literally no way to anticipate how this video ends

[neverwhere]

This is the greatest plot twist in cinematic history

[whitepeopletwitter]

[khunsamanun]

[normal-horoscopes]

TEEN HORSE GIRL MOVIE WHERE THE HORSE DIES AN HOUR IN AND THE SECOND HALF IS THE GIRL LEARNING OCCULT SCIENCE TO REANIMATE IT SO SHE CAN WIN THE BIG DERBY

[hombredeflorida]

Necroprancer

[lumnch]

We all forgot about Mackelmore

[lumnch]

Has anyone been feeding him???