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@hellbreakfast
First of the Trekkie Badges!
Here's the first ones! Soon they're going to press!
Want one like it? I could maybe squeeze one more in
https://ko-fi.com/hellbreakfast/shop
If you contact me on anything but my ko-fi, I'm going to assume you're a scammer and block you. tia.
This is it, the last call on this deal! It ends on the 30th! Have you been hesitating? Wondering if you really do need to grab that badge this early before your next convention? My friend, getting in early means you're not fighting a full queue before FWA, TFF and all the other cons that are only a few months away. It's the PRIME time to be getting. These badges are usually $150, so you're even getting a discount! My storefront is here https://ko-fi.com/hellbreakfast/commissions
Saturday will be too late! Friday is the hard deadline for nabbing these at this price!
I do not take commission via dm on this site. Don't ask.
My floppy disk badges are cool. Like, I'm not going to lie or be humble, because being falsely humble is worse than being a braggart. It's just cool that I can make and manufacture a badge in the exact format of old disk media. It looks cool. It's a statement piece, everyone has something to say about them, from the greymuzzle who fondly remembers when they were the standard (me, it me) to the whippersnappers enthused with "the save icon". You could say it's save... iconic? Oh, why are you booing me? I'M RIGHT. Get yours here https://ko-fi.com/hellbreakfast/commissions
Don't forget to check my TOS if you commission me https://docs.google.com/document/d/.....it?usp=sharing
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HAHAHAH YEAH SURE, BUDDY. I didn't even bother to send a message.
Okay, for other artists, and just anyone- this is a scam setup. If you're taking commissions or otherwise doing business on the net, it is vital that you Know Your Customer. KYC can save your bacon.
If it's not someone you've worked with before, or trust, check their internet presence before even considering it. How old is the account? Is it customized in any way? Are they using this username anywhere else? Are they engaging with others? Are they posting original thoughts at all, or just reblogging/reposting/retweeting/whatever? Does what they post have any consistency? Some of these people do bother to repost things to appear engaged, but if you look, you can spot that they usually aren't actually expressing opinions or thoughts of their own, and what they're reposting isn't fully consistent.
A lot of times, these assholes will drop a picture of a pet or person and ask for a portrait. They may even have a background in mind, or something written up for what they "want", pay attention to details. Are they even asking for a service you offer? I don't do big vistas or pet portraits, but I've been asked for it.
And remember: PAYMENT PROCESSORS AREN'T YOUR FRIEND.
Paypal will not side with you. They will simply do the chargeback and it'll be a black mark on your account.
Dapper lil bunny boy I did for a friend. These are actual physical stickers I made irl, without the gradient bg.
I do custom stickers, yeah :3
NUMBER OF THE BEAST: DAY 4
6 DAYS OF HELL IN A SALE DRAW CLOSER TO THEIR END.
You only have so long to act on these items before they're gone forever. I have a price point for everyone, from the $6.66 sticker double pack (these are big, 3" or more vinyl stickers!) to the MEGIDOLAON INVOCATION for $666, which will net you one of everything I'm selling, PLUS your own custom sticker design, including 69 physical copies to do whatever you want with. It's over $900 in merch.
If you're queer, if you're here, if you're not leaving, then this sale is for you!
I make things that are loudly queer because I have been the beneficiary of loud queerness. I have been the beneficiary of people unabashedly being who they are. I have been the beneficiary of people joyously and raucously refusing to compromise themselves, and the beneficiary of people who have spoken to me, at their own risk, when they could see that I needed to see people like myself. Creating queer art and merch is literally the only way that I can pay back people whose name I may not even know, but taught me that it was ok to be myself.
It doesn't take having a huge sphere of influence, or being well known. The people who helped me on my journey were, for the most part, people I met out in the wild. People in airports, at concerts, in parks and stores. People who might not even know how much they affected me, who did the right thing in the moment simply by existing, unafraid.
That's why I make these things that I do. And that's why I'm throwing this sale. Yes, this is ad copy. Yes, I'm pitching stickers and keychains- they won't change the world, they won't stop global warming, they aren't a solution to the systemic issues that we all face right now. But they were made as an expression of queer joy. Most of the world's problems are caused by humorless individuals who take everything deadly serious. Sometimes being joyous is dangerous, and sometimes something small can give people the hope to try. It did for me.
I've opened a shop. Come take a look!
It's possible to be both gay as in happy and queer as in fuck you. That's called balance! These collections are for followers of Baphomet, both literal and figurative.
They've decided we're damned, why not party? In the interest of that (and to clear the way for bigger, gayer stock in the future) I've declared 6 days of massive discounts on my storefront. 6 days of revelry, 6 days of devilry.
Day 1 has closed, there are now 5 more days before poof! I'm cleaning out my online storefront. Some of these items are sitting at nearly a 50% discount. Even if they don't sell, I'm still doing this, because I'm intending to get more rowdy, less apologetic, and way louder with what I make. You can't make me stop. You can't even buy my silence.
But you can contribute to my delinquency. >:3
Next items in the MARK OF THE BEAST SALE.
It's only a joke price until someone buys it, then it's the real price. I dare someone to do it. I'll fucking deliver. I'll deliver so hard.
I've opened a shop. Come take a look!
Get in the circle, bitch, we're fucking summoning.
MARK OF THE BEAST: 6 DAYS OF HELL IN A SALE is a sale I'm putting on because 1: I want to be loudly gay right now. 2: It is my birthday month. 3: I want to clearance old stock to make room for newer, gayer and more unapologetic items. You want to say the gay agenda is demonic. Cool. Let's go.
Take advantage of the sale here: https://ko-fi.com/hellbreakfast/shop
Because once the 25th hits midnight, these items are gone from the storefront for good.
Feeling mad? Mad enough to do SCIENCE?
Hell yeah. Sign the dotted line, and this composition is yours, all yours. All species welcome, but those with BIG TAILS highly encouraged!
What you get:
Your character, in this YCH
Physical copy of badge, printed on your choice of paper type (archival white, holofoil, glow-in-the-dark) and laminated with tough 5mm laminate.
Digital files, including raw clip files and high-quality exports
If you want to be the only person with this YCH, choose the add-on of Exclusivity. This is first-come-first-serve, so it behooves you to move before someone else can.
Linkie for purchase: https://ko-fi.com/hellbreakfast/commissions
Badge I did recently for Jinks! I'm so thankful to all my wonderful clients, I've had so very few bad experiences in this fandom. You're awesome!
I'll need to get some shots of the printed pieces, they're on holofoil and it looks sick as hell.
Or, if you want, instead of getting a critter, you can donate to the AF's emergency fundraiser and get as many minutes of my time as you spend dollars. The video in the linked post is a time lapse of a 15 minute commission.
I just found out that the Amphibian Foundation in Atlanta needs help. Donate, then provide me proof, and you've earned as much of my sketchi
https://amphibianfoundation.org/index.php/donate-to-support-af-s-emergency-fund
The City of Atlanta Georgia has decided to demolish the research and conservation center of the Amphibian Foundation. This organization works tirelessly to conserve the Frogs, Toads, Salamanders, Newts, and other amphibians in the United States. In addition, they provide key education for herpetologists on the care, conservation, and preservation of reptiles and amphibians.
This emergency need is compounded by the government mass firing of conservation officials and the pulling of funds from many of the country's conservation organizations.
If you can help please donate here:
The building where AF is located will be demolished in June 2026.
Key points from the Amphibian Foundation.
Our building will be demolished in 2026, and we need to identify a new location (or locations) for 7 labs and over 1,000 animals, many of which are endangered and part of critical conservation programs.
We've identified a new location for most of AF, but not our research and conservation programs. We have an amazing lead, but it's not confirmed yet.
Our first fundraising project is the AF Emergency Fund as the minimum cost estimates to move this many labs and animals safely is $50,000. (It costs about 50 USD per animal to move them)
If you can't donate.. please share... here.. and everywhere else.
Hey guys! I'll be opening donation commissions for this fundraiser- send me proof donation and you'll get some cool art of an animal of your choice!
Amphibians are already super underrepresented in conservation, despite being one of the most endangered groups in the world. The AF has just raised $80,000 so far, and is trying to get up to $100,000; this will provide care for 1,000 amphibians while the AF sort out what to do next. If we can help them reach that goal that'd be amazing!
Reblogging this again- as of today the AF only needs $5000 to reach their goal!
Another artist chiming in to say I'll match Uncharismatic Fauna's offer- prove you've donated, and I'll draw a critter for you. I hope I'm not stepping on your toes by doing this, UF, I just want more people to donate, and all I have to offer right now is my skill.
Please don't double dip- only get art from one of us per donation, rather than trying to get two pieces for a single time.
Feeling mad? Mad enough to do SCIENCE?
Hell yeah. Sign the dotted line, and this composition is yours, all yours. All species welcome, but those with BIG TAILS highly encouraged!
What you get:
Your character, in this YCH
Physical copy of badge, printed on your choice of paper type (archival white, holofoil, glow-in-the-dark) and laminated with tough 5mm laminate.
Digital files, including raw clip files and high-quality exports
If you want to be the only person with this YCH, choose the add-on of Exclusivity. This is first-come-first-serve, so it behooves you to move before someone else can.
Linkie for purchase: https://ko-fi.com/hellbreakfast/commissions
Happy pride, from my trans heart to whatever kinda heart you got. Can be bought here:
https://ko-fi.com/hellbreakfast/shop
Proceeds go to "Oh god, I just took my cats to the vet and need to be able to pay for that" fund, which I hear is a very reputable organization.
My cats are kinda going through it right now. I'm going to be over a thousand bucks in the hole to take care of their medical needs. I would be really thankful for any help I can get, whether you're buying merch, getting a commission or just dropping a few dollars in the tip jar.
Thanks for reading.
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