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Sylvia Plath, in a diary entry dated 15 June 1951, from The Unabridged Journals

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Police Respond to “Break-In” Call, Find Bear Getting Beat Up by House Cat Officers were called to a home after neighbors reported a loud crash and a possible break-in. When police arrived, they found the back door smashed open, but it wasn’t a burglar. It was a black bear in the kitchen, trying to get into a bowl of cat food. Body-cam footage shows the homeowner’s cat standing between the bear and the food before suddenly swatting the bear in the face. The bear immediately turned around and ran back out through the broken door. No one was hurt, and wildlife officials say the bear was likely attracted by the smell of pet food. Police later posted a public reminder: “Lock your doors, secure pet food, and please do not rely on your cat as home security.” The cat, however, is reportedly undefeated.

mrshamill

@tessacrowley

pumpkin would win in this battle for food.

so-much-for-subtlety

NEVER get between a cat and their bowl

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officialtokyosan

ye

vaporwavesimulator

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runby2

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