disorganized chaos

 california girl stuck in a colorado world

[nostalgic-teddyy]

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

[matchagirl]

[homura]

[sandmandaddy69]

[sandmandaddy69]

[cannibalchicken]

[qqchurch]

the Ice War on Europa...

[qqchurch]

[deep-state-partisan]

[somestrangeangels]

[depsidase]

[vybewitme]

Don’t forget to take your vitamins and mind your business

[adicttive]

[energyprison]

being online literally does make you forget that if you leave your house most people are like hey man hows it goin

[fuck-all-governments]

[sandmandaddy69]

[sandmandaddy69]

[strangestcase]

one thing you gotta appreciate in Carpenter’s The Thing is that it is also a horror from the POV of the monster. At the end of the day it’s a movie about a bunch of assholes isolated in the middle of nowhere doing what they can to survive, and by “doing what they can” I mean freaking out and screaming and throwing up. this also includes the Thing.

[strangestcase]

Everybody in the Thing, including the Thing: FUCK!!!!! THESE GUYS ARE GONNA KILL ME!!!!!!! FUUUUUCK!!!!!!

[smashcut]

On the day of Dick Cheney’s death, I’m thinking about a lot of horrible consequences of his actions, but I’m also thinking about Lauren Hough telling Dick Cheney to waterboard her “if it makes him feel better” when she repaired his cable.

[animentality]

[ashstfu]

god forbid a woman doesn’t sparkle for an audience. god forbid she’s weird, lazy, a little off putting and not trying to impress anyone